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wytchywoman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 2:50:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain It's very hot out today. How would you recommend cooling off? Forget the cold shower thing. Use a cold water douche and cold water enema. After your belly stops cramping get back to us.

Saratov -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 2:52:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Real0ne i want to clean the carbon out of my engine anything i can pour into the carb to do this? Hydrogen peroxide, should bond with the carbon turning into CO2 and Hydrogen gas. [:)] Maybe [:-] [8\|]

Oumae -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 2:58:16 PM)
How can we get people to read a post and get the gist of how to follow it? [;)] Oumae

Saratov -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 3:01:03 PM)
Whips, crops,paddles... [:)] no, wait, they might like that. [:D] How do I find my very own subbie here in KS?

wytchywoman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 3:01:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Oumae How can we get people to read a post and get the gist of how to follow it? [;)] Oumae Oh. I am bad. Didn't I read and follow the instructions? I have such a short attention span that even my owner gives up sometimes. He never stops watching me...he just gives up sometimes when I don't seem to have a clue and don't have enough play money to buy one. [;)]

RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 3:18:49 PM)
Start manufacturing Kajira barbie sets, and sneaking them into toyshops, not forgetting that all important "registration card". It may take a few years, but reap the rewards. How do I get blood spots out of natural fibres? (the real answer is soaking it in milk by the way) J

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 3:20:58 PM)
quote: How do I get blood spots out of natural fibres? (the real answer is soaking it in milk by the way) J If you are only spotting, you need to cut deeper for a more uniform flow. The snow season is now over. What should I do with my snow blower?

Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 3:30:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble The snow season is now over. What should I do with my snow blower? Use it in GoddessDustyGold's lawn to propel the neighbor's dog's "presents" back to the neighbor's yard. How do I get men to stop staring at my cleavage?

wytchywoman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 3:48:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead How do I get men to stop staring at my cleavage? Blindfold them and then declare that you've turned into a Domme/Domina/Dominatrix/Goddess?

Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 3:58:51 PM)
Cute, Wytchy... lol But where is your question? After dispensing knowledge, it's your turn to ask the masses.... (waiting in anticipation)

wytchywoman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 4:01:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Cute, Wytchy... lol But where is your question? After dispensing knowledge, it's your turn to ask the masses.... (waiting in anticipation) Oh damn! I warned all of you that I had a short attention span. Okay...here is my question Why does my dominant leer at me when I say "I don't like that...I don't wanna even do that"?

BreakingGlass -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 4:16:21 PM)
...that's not a leer...just stifling a sneeze. I am tempted by the fruit of another, but he's a dingleberry grower. What should I do?

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 4:57:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: How do I get a slave Well first you need sperm and an egg... I have a blood stain on my carpet, how do I get rid of it? Guage, something tells me you need a french maid not a slave!! First the toliet bowl and now this?? Sorry for the hijack...Back to our original programing... Oh and I missed the window washing. (I'm too short to wash windows, anyway!) Cin

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 5:02:18 PM)
quote: I am tempted by the fruit of another, but he's a dingleberry grower. What should I do? Give in to temptation. I found out my co-workers are throwing me a surprise birthday party and I hate the idea. What should I do?

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 5:02:25 PM)
Learn to make dingleberry pie. A friend wants to try out needle play on me and he's a newbie. What should I do?

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 5:03:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble I found out my co-workers are throwing me a surprise birthday party and I hate the idea. What should I do? Tell them it's your master's birthday instead. Should I do needle play with a newbie?

wytchywoman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 5:06:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful Guage, something tells me you need a french maid not a slave!! First the toliet bowl and now this?? Sorry for the hijack...Back to our original programing... Oh and I missed the window washing. (I'm too short to wash windows, anyway!) Cin Now that is funny! LMA0! But that is just me. Cinful...I think you're cute. And I am not bi so I'm not hitting on you. [;)] Now that the mods approved my modified profile, I should just slink away [:)]

wytchywoman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 5:12:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful Should I do needle play with a newbie? Only if you like to hear newbies scream and beg for their Momma. LMAO.

windy135 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 5:16:02 PM)
Needle play yes.. how about making a cute needle pointed pillow case with a precious moments theme.. I'm at the store. paper or plastic?

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/13/2006 5:18:46 PM)
Plastic. You can always use it as a hood! Should I start an ant farm?

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