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"Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 4:08:50 AM

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Reasons for Al/Tipper Breakup coming to light?

I'm not saying that this woman's story is true, and not trying to turn this into a political issue per se, but I think this might be the beginning of understanding a little more about their breakup:

Al Gore A "Crazed Sex Poodle?"

JUNE 24--In a bizarre statement to police, the Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a giggling "crazed sex poodle" who gave a "come hither" look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite. In a taped January 2009 interview with cops, the 54-year-old woman, a licensed masseuse whose name has been redacted from police records, read from a lengthy prepared statement that detailed her alleged October 2006 encounter with Gore at the Hotel Lucia.

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In December 2006, a lawyer for the woman told police about the purported encounter, but after the masseuse cancelled three interview appointments, the case was closed due to her refusal to "cooperate with the investigation or even report a crime." It is unclear why, two years later, she approached Portland police and sought to memorialize her allegations against Gore, who she portrayed as a tipsy, handsy predator who forced her to drink Grand Marnier, pinned her to a bed, and forcibly French kissed her. The woman's statement--which could be mistaken for R-rated Vice Presidential fan fiction--describes Gore as a man with a "violent temper as well as extremely dictatorial commanding attitude besides his Mr. Smiley Global Warming concern persona." After fleeing Gore's suite, the woman returned home to discover, a la Lewinsky, "stains on the front of my black slacks." Suspecting that the stains were Gore bodily fluids, the woman made sure not to clean them. "I carefully hung them up and decided to be sure not to launder them until I knew more what to do with what had happened.

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"I did not want to be labeled a gold digger like the women in this situation are often labeled." The woman recently eased off this principled stand when she offered to sell her story to the National Enquirer for $1 million.

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 4:37:55 AM

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If I had a poodle that looked like that, I'd probably have it put down.

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 5:05:08 AM

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She claims that she kept the semen stains as DNA evidence... what happened to them? Without them, this is the unsubstantiated word of a woman who canceled four interviews and waited four years to come forth.

I hate to say this, but the Inquirer has become a better journal than many of the former superior papers. If the paper bought the story for $1 mil, that would add a lot of cred to the story...

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 5:06:22 AM

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"I'm not saying that this woman's story is true, and not trying to turn this into a political issue per se, but I think this might be the beginning of understanding a little more about their breakup: "

Yeah sure your not.

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 6:41:24 AM

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Politician semen stains. What is that the new thing now......... Get next to a politician get some semen stains on clothing and save them until its time to cash in......... and now its time for the rant......

Every woman in this fucking country has men make unwanted advances on her sooner or later. Why do these political groupies feel like they are entitled to cash in because a grown man propositioned a grown woman. Do like the rest of us.......you slap him in the face, kick him in the nuts, call him a jackass-son of a bitch- motherfucker (that's one word) then leave.

That is how a lady handles these things.

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 6:43:02 AM

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Politician semen stains. What is that the new thing now......... Get next to a politician get some semen stains on clothing and save them until its time to cash in......... and now its time for the rant......

Every woman in this fucking country has men make unwanted advances on her sooner or later. Why do these political groupies feel like they are entitled to cash in because a grown man propositioned a grown woman. Do like the rest of us.......you slap him in the face, kick him in the nuts, call him a jackass-son of a bitch- motherfucker (that's one word) then leave.

That is how a lady handles these things.

Basically I agree.

However, semen stains are also a world away from a simple proposition.

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 6:54:43 AM

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Oh dear, Lord, I just can't stop snickering at the imagery. I've despised Al for decades, but this is just too funny.

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 7:03:57 AM

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Basically I agree.

However, semen stains are also a world away from a simple proposition.

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She does not say she was raped. By her own statement he made advances on her. She was also there to give him a MASSAGE.... chances are he was undressed. Which to me says if he was unclothed and she was clothed she had a pretty good target for kicking. If this had been any other man but a politician, it would not even be something the police would take a report on, otherwise they would never get any other work done. And semen stains on her clothing prove nothing except that the man in question is a minute man. Some men erupt like a darn geyser if a woman so much as looks at you.

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 7:04:49 AM

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Oh dear, Lord, I just can't stop snickering at the imagery. I've despised Al for decades, but this is just too funny.

He invented the massage!

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 7:05:14 AM

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Oh dear, Lord, I just can't stop snickering at the imagery. I've despised Al for decades, but this is just too funny.

Happy that his marriage is breaking up? Why doesn't that surprise me

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 7:07:04 AM

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Between Al being a douche and Tipper wanting to protect me from dangerous music, I am glad!

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 7:08:15 AM

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Heretic is happy that your country's economy is still in the toilet because the Kenyan hasn't been able to fix it. Enjoying Al and Tipper's break up is no big deal next to that, is it?

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 7:10:15 AM

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I for one will not paint Rich with the same brush as I would Sanity many others

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 7:11:31 AM

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Basically I agree.

However, semen stains are also a world away from a simple proposition.

She does not say she was raped. By her own statement he made advances on her. She was also there to give him a MASSAGE.... chances are he was undressed. Which to me says if he was unclothed and she was clothed she had a pretty good target for kicking. If this had been any other man but a politician, it would not even be something the police would take a report on, otherwise they would never get any other work done. And semen stains on her clothing prove nothing except that the man in question is a minute man. Some men erupt like a darn geyser if a woman so much as looks at you.

Again, I basically agree. I'm not arguing with you.

However, since his semen hit her .... couldn't that be classified as sexual assault?

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 7:14:02 AM

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Oh dear, Lord, I just can't stop snickering at the imagery. I've despised Al for decades, but this is just too funny.

Happy that his marriage is breaking up? Why doesn't that surprise me

Don't put words in my mouth, punk. I hate his wife, too.

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 7:30:06 AM

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However, since his semen hit her .... couldn't that be classified as sexual assault?

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DEFINITION OF A SEXUAL ASSAULT: wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
a statutory offense that provides that it is a crime to knowingly cause another person to engage in an unwanted sexual act by force or threat; "most states have replaced the common law definition of rape with statutes defining sexual assault"

In my state if its forcible vaginal penetration its rape. If its penetration of any other type its sexual assault. If you are fully clothed and his semen hits you....................its just pathetic

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 9:20:13 AM

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However, since his semen hit her .... couldn't that be classified as sexual assault?

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DEFINITION OF A SEXUAL ASSAULT: wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
a statutory offense that provides that it is a crime to knowingly cause another person to engage in an unwanted sexual act by force or threat; "most states have replaced the common law definition of rape with statutes defining sexual assault"

In my state if its forcible vaginal penetration its rape. If its penetration of any other type its sexual assault. If you are fully clothed and his semen hits you....................its just pathetic

Weeeelllll .... isn't ejaculating on someone against their will an "unwanted sexual act", and doesn't the woman claim it was by force, or threat?

That seems to meet both legs of the definition.

(and yes, I'm playing semantic games with you. But sometimes its fun.)

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 9:46:16 AM

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In my state if its forcible vaginal penetration its rape. If its penetration of any other type its sexual assault. If you are fully clothed and his semen hits you....................its just pathetic

Weeeelllll .... isn't ejaculating on someone against their will an "unwanted sexual act", and doesn't the woman claim it was by force, or threat?

That seems to meet both legs of the definition.

(and yes, I'm playing semantic games with you. But sometimes its fun.)

I know you are playing the semantics game, but I doubt if that would work in court or even garner enough to get a decent police report made. It would seem to me that if you ejaculate ON someone rather than IN someone its more of an accident than an assault........Maybe they should have an accident report made.......Maybe they could classify it as a moving violation.

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 10:26:56 AM

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I read the interview.

I believe the masseuse.

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RE: "Crazed Sex Poodle" - 6/25/2010 10:28:29 AM

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Even the guy who invented pussy is gonna want some of it.

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