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Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/13/2006 5:32:30 PM   
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Gauge admitted in the TPBM thread that he earned about 30 hours of detention in school...The person beneath him didn't want to know what he earned it for...

I do!!

Anyone else want to join me in encouraging Gauge to tell his naughty schoolboy story??

C'mon, Gauge!! Pleeeeeze?? (I bet people will even show you theirs if you show them yours!!!)

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RE: Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/13/2006 5:38:11 PM   
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Please do tell!

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RE: Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/13/2006 5:47:42 PM   
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I'm curious, too. 

How did you manage to get thirty hours of detention, Gauge?

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RE: Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/13/2006 6:44:55 PM   
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mmmmm now THAT's news--cmon Gauge, do tell---

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RE: Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/13/2006 8:00:09 PM   
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yeh Gauge fess up!

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RE: Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/13/2006 8:03:20 PM   
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ooo  I'm also curious..

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RE: Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/13/2006 8:05:12 PM   
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::bangs erasers::

Do tell, do tell...

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RE: Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/13/2006 8:07:19 PM   
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Gauge admitted in the TPBM thread that he earned about 30 hours of detention in school...

LOL!  I just mentioned it on the TPBM forum, 'cause no one even replied to his post at all.  But yes, I want to know. 
 
Now watch... I'll get to the end of this thread, and he'll have already told us.

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RE: Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/13/2006 8:51:26 PM   
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30 hours? I knew he was a goodie two shoes

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RE: Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/13/2006 10:09:36 PM   
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OK, Gauge... 
you can either tell us (you know you want to, hee-hee) or we can enlist the services of SirKenin to find out your naughty little secret like he did with jessyka. 

lmao... 

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RE: Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/13/2006 11:04:59 PM   
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OK, OK, OK, OK... I didn't realize that this would be the Spanish Inquisition. I actually was pretty well behaved in school. The thirty hours happened for a few reasons. I was continually late for almost a month. I also had a bad habit of smoking in the boys room. The last one was for telling a teacher that he was an idiot because what he was teaching was entirely wrong and I went on to prove it and that earned me a one day suspension and about 10 additional hours of detention. The teacher later apologized... but that didn't help me any.

I was a repugnant little quazi-hippy when I was in school. I had a quick wit and an even quicker temper. Youth is such an arrogant time when I thought that I was 6' 8" and bulletproof. I learned that I was 6' 1" and that I got paper cuts... I made the connection that bullets would have a similar but more devastating effect.

I was the first in my clan to have a car. I bought it for $100 and it was a baby puke yellow Dodge Coronet Station Wagon. This also aided me in my debauchery as well as my delinquency from school. Somehow I survived my youth, my marriage and several other things.

Yes... no stunning revelations of mischief other than stated above... well, there was that one time that I took a tube of Ben Gay into school and when we had swim class I got in there a few minutes early and managed to spread some in several swimsuits. It was funny as hell to watch the expression on the faces of the poor sods that got the tainted suits. Their faces went from quizzical to slightly panicked to outright horror because their naughty bits felt like the inside of a nuclear reactor. Of course, I acted just like them to blend in... I never got caught for that one either... heh.

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RE: Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/13/2006 11:10:40 PM   
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::self gags and steps quietly away from this thread::

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RE: Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/13/2006 11:13:44 PM   
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LMAO


Try Vicks or figging next time, Gauge!







< Message edited by wytchywoman -- 4/13/2006 11:17:40 PM >


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RE: Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/14/2006 2:34:56 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
well, there was that one time that I took a tube of Ben Gay into school and when we had swim class I got in there a few minutes early and managed to spread some in several swimsuits. It was funny as hell to watch the expression on the faces of the poor sods that got the tainted suits. Their faces went from quizzical to slightly panicked to outright horror because their naughty bits felt like the inside of a nuclear reactor. Of course, I acted just like them to blend in... I never got caught for that one either... heh.


You know, this is just a typical guy prank in many ways...sadistic enough on its own...but what really scares me is that you took it to new heights by acting like one of the injured parties in order to deflect suspicion.

That's just downright devious!

Thanks for sharing...

Cin <~ makes a note to hide all her bathing suits, since you never know who might be reading this forum...

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RE: Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/14/2006 2:36:45 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Arpig

30 hours? I knew he was a goodie two shoes


Okay, now I want to hear Arpig's stories!!

Anyone else??

Cin

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RE: Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/14/2006 2:37:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

::self gags and steps quietly away from this thread::


Oh right, like we'd let you get away with that!! C'mon, what's your story??

Cin

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RE: Gauge Was Naughty?? - 4/14/2006 3:19:59 AM   
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Thank you Guage, for sharing.

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