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RE: Le love you - 7/5/2010 4:51:25 AM   
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Warmer than Nigeria?!

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RE: Le love you - 7/5/2010 4:53:13 AM   
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powerful? another word for being the biggest pussy in the room.

Will you be the test subject? I'd love to cattle prod you into submission.


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RE: Le love you - 7/5/2010 4:57:15 AM   
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Nope.  I'll take two fellatios, one irrumation, skip the prod.  

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RE: Le love you - 7/5/2010 4:58:30 AM   
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Nigeria is warmer then Las Vegas? I can counter that with Death Valley!

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RE: Le love you - 7/5/2010 4:59:42 AM   
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I'll skip the two fellatios and irrumation but I'll take two sides of cattle prod torture.
That is all.

< Message edited by Lve -- 7/5/2010 5:00:59 AM >


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RE: Le love you - 7/5/2010 5:16:52 AM   
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Okay nothing beats Death Valley. YOU WIN!!

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RE: Le love you - 7/5/2010 5:19:46 AM   
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I'll skip the two fellatios and irrumation but I'll take two sides of cattle prod torture.
That is all.


*Sigh*  Okay...

/Tortures Lve's side with cattle prod/




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RE: Le love you - 7/5/2010 5:21:05 AM   
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We should visit the sun together! 

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RE: Le love you - 7/5/2010 5:21:48 AM   
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Nigeria is warmer then Las Vegas? I can counter that with Death Valley!


None of the above have more biting bugs and humidity than my home right now.

I forgot to add the 'welcome' ............



< Message edited by LaTigresse -- 7/5/2010 5:22:29 AM >


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RE: Le love you - 7/5/2010 5:31:18 AM   
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We should visit the sun together! 


And go up in a "poof" of flames, sounds like fun!

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RE: Le love you - 7/5/2010 5:43:54 AM   
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quote:

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lve

Nigeria is warmer then Las Vegas? I can counter that with Death Valley!


None of the above have more biting bugs and humidity than my home right now.

I forgot to add the 'welcome' ............





Ummm that's why God invented airconditioners LaT

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RE: Le love you - 7/5/2010 5:59:42 AM   
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Let's visit a wormhole first!

God didn't invert airconditioners, humans did and some will argue that humans also made God but that's another story.


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RE: Le love you - 7/5/2010 7:23:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth


quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lve

Nigeria is warmer then Las Vegas? I can counter that with Death Valley!


None of the above have more biting bugs and humidity than my home right now.

I forgot to add the 'welcome' ............





Ummm that's why God invented airconditioners LaT



When I wrote 'home' I meant the outdoors at my home. Inside the house, we have the wonderful invention of central air and virtually zero bugs.

And........it was Willis Carrier that invented what we think of as air conditioning.

< Message edited by LaTigresse -- 7/5/2010 7:26:11 PM >


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RE: Le love you - 7/5/2010 8:52:23 PM   
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You know, you just don't see that many provocateurs anymore with no other apparent raison d'etre.

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RE: Le love you - 7/5/2010 10:08:52 PM   
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Personally I find looking at that green font in the op's profile to be severe torture. Excuse me while I attempt to uncross my eyes.

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RE: Le love you - 7/6/2010 6:08:44 AM   
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Personally I find looking at that green font in the op's profile to be severe torture. Excuse me while I attempt to uncross my eyes.
Should I change it to bright yellow?


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RE: Le love you - 7/6/2010 6:49:28 AM   
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If your goal is to discourage people reading it......sure!

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RE: Le love you - 7/6/2010 9:35:11 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

If your goal is to discourage people reading it......sure!
Well here goes nothing!


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RE: Le love you - 7/6/2010 9:55:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Lve

This:  Fellatio by actively thrusting the penis into the mouth of a partner . A distinction was once made between fellatio and irrumatio based on who is actively moving: irrumatio meant to thrust the penis into the partner's mouth , fellatio meant to move the head and mouth up-and-down around the penis ; this distinction has ...almost completely vanished in modern English and the word irrumation has fallen out of use.
  Ooh, Irrumation is a much nicer word than Skullfucking. I plan to drop that one at the dinner table tonight. yippee!

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RE: Le love you - 7/7/2010 2:26:26 AM   
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Why there! Why can't I be from Las Vegas? It's warmer here!



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