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FullCircle -> Made up statistics. (4/14/2006 6:18:46 AM)
I just love to justify my arguments with made up statistics so here goes: 5% of sweets have been licked by a factory worker and placed back on the production line. 40% of wives have added phlegm to their husband’s tea following an argument 20% of drivers choose routes to avoid making right turns 10% of people have stuck their partners tooth brush up their own arse and replaced it 70% of board games are not won by anyone because it takes too long 100% of Monopoly board games are not won by anyone 98% of me think they should have been a lesbian 2% of people are happy with what they have These polls were conducted recently by my ministry of polls and I am sure you will agree that they shed light on the matter at hand. The fact finding mission has it seems upturned some very interesting results. Feel free to add your own I believe most things that are written.

Evanesce -> RE: Made up statistics. (4/14/2006 6:27:04 AM)
* 20% of waiters do something nasty to your food before bringing it to you. * 60% of auto mechanics really have no clue what they're doing, and charge you $65 an hour to do nothing at all to your car. * 30% of men would commit suicide if their joystick suddenly stopped working (and I'm not talking the anatomical one) * 99% of BDSMers think that 50% of BDSMers have no clue what they're doing * 5% of all people have no sense of humor * 30% of all people think Carlos Mencia should run for President

LadyJenarius -> RE: Made up statistics. (4/14/2006 6:40:41 AM)
*Ok about to reveal how big a "dork" I am lol. Yes I still read Archie comics so on that note statistics borrowed from an Archie comic book so yes it was actually in print [8D]* *One gallon of sea water will yield 4 tablespoons of salt* *75% of people are bored by statistics* *42% of brunettes go totally bald by age 30* *64% of all blonders get 72% of all blemishes* *The intellectually superior male tends to lose his teeth 44% sooner than the average dumbell* *And the most important statistic is 98% of people who quote statistics make them up as they go long* *Thank Jughead for those silly ones there LOL*

coossa -> RE: Made up statistics. (4/14/2006 6:41:50 AM)
A statistician is somone who thinks that if your head is in a furnace and your feet in a cake of ice ... overall you should be feeling pretty good.

FullCircle -> RE: Made up statistics. (4/14/2006 6:59:43 AM)
Yes we all follow the bell curve.

Level -> RE: Made up statistics. (4/14/2006 7:05:01 AM)
Full Circle, you made me laugh (again)......thank you. Level

FullCircle -> RE: Made up statistics. (4/14/2006 7:09:20 AM)
That warm fuzzy feeling inside makes it all worth it. I guess I’m just one of those people that lives to please others.

Twice -> RE: Made up statistics. (4/14/2006 7:13:52 AM)
My roommate is a statistics major. shudders

RubberWitch -> RE: Made up statistics. (4/14/2006 12:08:01 PM)
"1 in 4 things the size of wales taste like chicken in statistical tales But if nine out of ten cats prefer it that way, Why can't I fool all the people any single day" J

Gauge -> RE: Made up statistics. (4/14/2006 1:41:41 PM)
87% of the people on Collarme do not know how to use the word dominate correctly 50% of the people on Collarme are fakes while the remaining 50% are posers 100% of the people that just read the above laughed 33% of your life is spent sleeping while less than 3% is spent masturbating Males think about sex 90% more than females Females think about shoes 100% more than men 80% of the population think that people are idiots 20% of the population know that people are idiots 5% of all condoms made, break. Kind of like roulette 27% of all statistics are negative. That number is down from 32%

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Made up statistics. (4/14/2006 1:55:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Twice My roommate is a statistics major. shudders My ex is too. Should we start a 12 Step Program? Or maybe just head out to a bar and drink 65% of the alcohol on the premises? Cin Cin

Saratov -> RE: Made up statistics. (4/14/2006 2:21:59 PM)
72.4% of polls are 'slanted' by the creator to prove their own opinion 67.3% of people answering polls just pick an answer because they don't understand the poll 83.6% of all polls are inaccurate

BigEyes -> RE: Made up statistics. (4/20/2006 8:10:34 PM)
92% of people create/add to polls because there's nothing on tv

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