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xxblushesxx -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/29/2010 8:54:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Andalusite

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
how does one spend a night in a toilet?

I've seen "toilet" used as a synonym for bathroom, as well as the fixture, mostly in British writing. They use "loo" for both, too.


This is true. I guess it just didn't occur to me the way it was written. TY!




IronBear -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/29/2010 9:10:41 PM)

~FR~

Never done anything like the OP mentioned but then never been a sub/slave either. However I mind the time when I passed out on the dunny after a heavy drinking session in my wild youth.. Woke up when some unfeeling thug heaved a bucket of iced water over me.




SassySarijane -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/29/2010 9:14:17 PM)

Wow! Hell of a way to wake up, Iron Bear! I would probably have come up swinging over that.




IronBear -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/29/2010 9:29:32 PM)

I did but fell over 'cause my daks were around my feet. [:D]




BKSir -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/29/2010 9:30:41 PM)

God yes.  Many times. 
I've not eaten at the food court in a mall since. 
Oh man, and this one time, underdone chicken.  It's not your friend. 
You ever have the flu?  No, not those 24-48 hour bugs, I mean the real, capitol "I", Influenza.  You get to know your bathroom tiles intimately and on a first name basis. 
Also, don't EVER eat so much curry you literally can't stand up for a half hour afterward.  You will learn a whole new meaning to the terms "torture" and "hatred".




laurell3 -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/29/2010 9:32:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: myotherself

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I was just thinking........if he is 5'7" and 198#, how big is that bitch's toilet?


Thanks a bunch LaT - if it wasn't for my lightning fast reflexes I'd have peed myself laughing! [:D]

Fortunately I reached the porcelain altar in time...although I first had to harpoon some mad tart who was paddling around in the bowl...[8|]


edited because todai i iz spelin evrythik rong...



bahahahaha! I love the bunny.

OP: forgive us, coming here and starting a thread about sexual specifics and asking others to do the same is not received all that well. We don't tend to want to be free porn. However, if you want advice and phrase your question in that regard, I think you will find most are eager to attempt to help.




DarlingSavage -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/29/2010 9:34:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

quote:

ORIGINAL: Andalusite

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
how does one spend a night in a toilet?

I've seen "toilet" used as a synonym for bathroom, as well as the fixture, mostly in British writing. They use "loo" for both, too.


This is true. I guess it just didn't occur to me the way it was written. TY!


No, baby, this is literal, one spends the night like this in an exceedingly inebriated state!   That's how this happens!




SassySarijane -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/29/2010 9:36:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: IronBear

I did but fell over 'cause my daks were around my feet. [:D]


~laughing~ Oh my! That would be the cherry on top right there.




BKSir -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/29/2010 9:37:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

OP: forgive us, coming here and starting a thread about sexual specifics and asking others to do the same is not received all that well. We don't tend to want to be free porn. However, if you want advice and phrase your question in that regard, I think you will find most are eager to attempt to help.


Hey!  I gave plenty of good and sensible advice.  [:D]




DarlingSavage -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/29/2010 9:39:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BKSir

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

OP: forgive us, coming here and starting a thread about sexual specifics and asking others to do the same is not received all that well. We don't tend to want to be free porn. However, if you want advice and phrase your question in that regard, I think you will find most are eager to attempt to help.


Hey!  I gave plenty of good and sensible advice.  [:D]




What the hell kind of advice was that?  Don't drink?  Well fuck that!  I am here for the alcohol!




BKSir -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/29/2010 9:44:18 PM)

I didn't say anything about not drinking...
I advised to cook chicken thoroughly, not eat at the food court, don't eat too much curry and avoid influenza.




DarlingSavage -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/29/2010 11:01:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BKSir

I didn't say anything about not drinking...
I advised to cook chicken thoroughly, not eat at the food court, don't eat too much curry and avoid influenza.



OK!  I'm down with that!  But avoiding alcyhol, not so much!




laurell3 -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/30/2010 2:12:51 AM)

Friends dont let friends drink and spell. [;)]

(yes it's a joke...)




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/30/2010 2:50:01 AM)

They do help correct the grammar though




sirsholly -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/30/2010 2:56:59 AM)

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I advised to cook chicken thoroughly, not eat at the food court, don't eat too much curry and avoid influenza.
BK is so cute. He pukes because of rancid chicken.
The rest of us puke because we drink ourselves sroooopid.




DarlingSavage -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/30/2010 7:21:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

Friends dont let friends drink and spell. [;)]

(yes it's a joke...)


I meant, Alkie Hol!  My attempt at phonetic spelling didn't go over well. 




sirsholly -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/30/2010 7:23:15 AM)

*snort*

I swear that was my nic in college..Alki-Hol

*not sumthin' to brag about, i know*




DarlingSavage -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/30/2010 7:24:35 AM)

lol!  




tropicalhoney -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/30/2010 7:26:52 AM)

I spent most of the night in an outhouse once as I could hear a bear wandering around outside it! I was really grateful when someone came and scared it away.




DarlingSavage -> RE: Has anyone spent the night in a toilet ? (6/30/2010 7:32:29 AM)

Where was this?




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