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Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 6/30/2010 1:13:40 PM   
fipsie69


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Status: offline 		Hi Everyone,

Delurking day compelled me to, finally, say hello!

Who: Half Austrian, half Spanish, brought up in the UK and commute between Germany and Austria weekly (!! I know).
What: D-type.
Why: Here to learn new or old stuff and thought you regulars were rather cool and special.
Loves: My subbie girl, my Alfa Romeo and the guitar.
Kink: Like to tie her up, play with her and hear her enjoy it.
Hard limit: Ear hair (just a cruel joke of aging).

Fips

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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 6/30/2010 1:56:57 PM   
DarkSteven


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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 6/30/2010 2:07:28 PM   
SirsJewel


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Status: offline 		Welcome and enjoy ~ jewels

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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 6/30/2010 3:01:22 PM   
fipsie69


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Status: offline 		Thanks and hello to you both.

DS: love your posts. A fan (he says in a manly, dom way)

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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 6/30/2010 3:03:28 PM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		What kind of guitar?

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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 6/30/2010 3:04:50 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Velkommen, Bienvenido.............

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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 6/30/2010 3:05:24 PM   
monochromaniac


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From: Brighton, UK
Status: offline 		Welcome to the forums! I saw your posts on Jeffff's thread, they made me chuckle a fair bit :3

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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 6/30/2010 3:24:51 PM   
fipsie69


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Status: offline 		Hey! thanks und danke für mnottertail,

Jeffff - Electric guitar (anyone really good): favourites dead: Hendrix, alive: Guthrie Govan (www.guthriegovan.co.uk).

monochromaniac - thanks but this is the problem with lurkers coming out: they only make you "chuckle a fair bit", not wet your pants, crack a rib make you laugh. We're just not that funny but Jeffff did start it so he's to blame.

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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 6/30/2010 3:39:13 PM   
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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 6/30/2010 5:14:44 PM   
Valyraen


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ORIGINAL: fipsie69

monochromaniac - thanks but this is the problem with lurkers coming out: they only make you "chuckle a fair bit", not wet your pants, crack a rib make you laugh. We're just not that funny but Jeffff did start it so he's to blame.



Welcome Fips!

Don't worry that you're starting with chuckles... takes everyone a while to hit their stride on the boards. Keep postin', and one day you'll have the dubious honor of making someone have to replace their keyboard or monitor (because SOME folks haven't realized yet that drinkables and CM do not mix!).

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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 6/30/2010 5:18:24 PM   
zephyroftheNorth


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Status: offline 		Awwwww come on Fips you aren't old! Here on CM we're all young kids. Welcome to the nuthouse though!

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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 6/30/2010 5:27:11 PM   
SassySarijane


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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 6/30/2010 5:35:59 PM   
BentUnit


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I got a feeling you'll fit right in.

~Bent.

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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 6/30/2010 6:26:11 PM   
sirsholly


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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 6/30/2010 6:41:13 PM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		How is the schnitzel?

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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 7/1/2010 6:44:22 AM   
fipsie69


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Status: offline 		Schnitzels: You can’t eat them without having emergency medical facilities nearby, they’re like an instant heart attack, fat soak in oil. Yummy though, as is all Austrian food but “healthy Austrian food” is an oxymoron. I starve myself in Germany in the week as they cook as well as the English (sorry to anyone from either country - it must be awful for you) so I can stuff my face on the weekend in Austria.

Thanks to you all for your welcomes, you’re a fun bunch.

Valyraen: cheers.

Bent: Before being delurked I perved you on Nineveh‘s Perv Me! thread, just thought I’d come clean, with all the talk about your page I just couldn’t resist ;-). Fun profile. Fun thread.

zephyroftheNorth: Sorry! “Old” is the new “wonderful, kinky creatures in their prime” - We baby boomers RULE!

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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 7/1/2010 8:24:09 AM   
LaTigresse


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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 7/1/2010 9:06:00 AM   
StoicSadist


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Status: offline 		I'm learning the guitar....Just out of the "man, I totally suck" phase and into the "I almost recognize that as a song" phase...

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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 7/1/2010 10:26:09 AM   
fipsie69


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Status: offline 		Hey StoicSadist,
I've been playing since I was 13 and still think I suck. Ok, I don't practice anywhere near enough but am still light years away from being able to play what I like hearing. I think one would have to lock oneself away for a year and practice 10 hours a day and then ....

Musical instruments are a strange form of self torture we're addicted to.

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RE: Hi from an old dog learning new tricks - 7/1/2010 12:45:37 PM   
BitaTruble


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quote:

ORIGINAL: fipsie69

Hey! thanks und danke für mnottertail,

Jeffff - Electric guitar (anyone really good): favourites dead: Hendrix, alive: Guthrie Govan (www.guthriegovan.co.uk).

monochromaniac - thanks but this is the problem with lurkers coming out: they only make you "chuckle a fair bit", not wet your pants, crack a rib make you laugh. We're just not that funny but Jeffff did start it so he's to blame.



I'm over 50, have major bladder control issues and have given birth so wetting my pants isn't really going to be an indication of how funny you are..

Just sayin.

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