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strongnsubmissiv -> Saw this and had to laugh... (9/20/2004 6:15:36 PM)
Just flipping through profiles and had to share this one... lol... quote: MEN NEED NOT APPLY....DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. THAT INCLUDES SUBMISSIVE MEN....I WILL NOT REPLY....I AM LESBIAN...MEN MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE....I WILL POST YOUR NAMES FOR ALL TO SEE AND RIDICULE.....NO MEN [sm=lol.gif] OMG that's funny. I'm not attracted to men either, but make me puke? LOL I guess this is the frustrated profile of a gay woman, that although she's made it clear to everyone that she's not interested in men, must receive letters from males anyway, i'm sure on a daily basis. It's sadly a trend that seems to happen here, which paints us males with a broad brush. Too bad really... some of us can read, and are genuine at that. LOL It's interesting though, the complaint, at least from what i can read in profiles, usually comes from women, about men, regardless of which side of the kinky fence we fall on. Seems to be an exclusive gender thing. Dommes seem to get hit the hardest too.. letters from men asking them to quit being gay for a moment and top them, to letters from male Doms asking them to convert and sub for them. Why is it you never hear complaints from men, saying women can't take the hint? LOL Ah well.. maybe i should make my profile scathingly rude just for fun [;)]

proudsub -> RE: Saw this and had to laugh... (9/20/2004 6:42:14 PM)
My guess is that made a lot of men reply[;)]

LadyAngelika -> RE: Saw this and had to laugh... (9/20/2004 6:56:17 PM)
She better hope her profile isn't read by a Sadistic male bastard with a puking fetish... he could really torture her! But seriously... you can tell so much by a profile. - LA

Tangwystal -> RE: Saw this and had to laugh... (9/20/2004 8:12:04 PM)
It's funny, but it's also sad. I know where she is coming from tho. I have in my profile that I am straight, but I have gotten five or six emails from either slaves contacting me on behalf of their Doms to be a third in their relationship, which I think is pretty tacky really - doesn't have the decency to contact me himself, or the latest.. which really made me mad was a Dom who said, in effect, I know you say you're straight, but meet me and my lady friend and we will turn you bi, because until you are sucking my cock and have your mouth on her clit you are not complete. This kind of arrogance is just really annoying... Thankfully, so far, the nice people have out numbered the jerks by quite a number. Tangwystal

CuckoIdsIave -> RE: Saw this and had to laugh... (9/20/2004 9:43:02 PM)
lmfao... i have rather enjoyed these posts, havent laughed so hard in god knows how long. Tandwystal, i know what you mean man, i have had a few myself. i deleted 5 profiles mainly cause i seamed to attract men more then women, lol. not sure why, but go figure. yet i have an account on another site and have over 200 women on my friends list, and not once has a man picked up on me. as far a the lesbian goes, its understandable about not being interested in men, but i cant think of anything other then cock roaches that make me wanna puke lol. i garentee she is getting a shitload of messages lmfao.... btw what is her profile name? lmfao, jk... i have seen alot of beauftil ladies on here that are lez, but no means no, and i know that most lesbians are not interested in men unless they are taking them as pain sluts, or changing them over. eiather way, if a profile says no men, then i dont bother. whats the point? the only dick i touch is my own, and i dont desire to have another mans cock, what it there to be curious about? i have had a dick allmy life lol..

Suleiman -> RE: Saw this and had to laugh... (9/21/2004 12:09:30 AM)
HEY! You mean those sexy lesbains aren't just trying to entice me into a three-way with their girlfriends?!? [:D] But seriously - I can tell you from personal experience that being a guy dating a dyke aint much fun. I got ditched every time she saw some "sisters" coming down the street, because she didn't want to come out and tell them she was bi-curious.

MistressDREAD -> RE: Saw this and had to laugh... (9/21/2004 3:52:18 AM)
[:D]runs in waving at every body soddy wet to let em know I'm still around but still busy with hurricane shit and since it looks like We might get pummeled again thought Id get on the gov computer for a half hour and catch up on the goings on and what do I see but a subbie askin a question!!* quote: Why is it you never hear complaints from men, saying women can't take the hint? WHY THIS IS A EASY ONE TO ANSWER!![8\|] Woman think with their brains on their shoulders and men think with their brain between their legs thats why you don't hear men complaining about the woman abusing roles, position or gender! LOL O.kO.K gotta run all but Illlllll beeee backkkkkkk!!!Ill throw a hurricane pic up here for all to look at sum of the islands destruction cause I know most don't get to see anything but what destruction has been had in the USA. This pic is a pile of * stuff * in the middle of a major highway where the hurricane kind of jumbled up peoples belongings in a big pile of house debris and cars and such. There up to over 90 confirmed dead and 3800 still missing with no status yet here in Jamaica, more then likely washed away as bodies are starting to wash onshore. I'm sure its way worse in Haiti and cayman as I'm told that little cayman island no longer exists and grand caymans only half the size it use to be and still under 13 feet of water as well.[8D] O.K gotta run check the mail byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! [image]local://upfiles/9526/775D0B47DC254FE78585036805B0447B.jpg[/image]

Lorriss -> RE: Saw this and had to laugh... (9/21/2004 4:17:32 AM)
I read the profile in the first post. Sent me on a half-hour tirade that at least I wasn't alone. The problem as I see it is, too many mother's raised sons who think "they are sooooo special the entry requirements can't POSSIBLY apply to them" I swear I'm going to break one day and put the following at the beginning of my profile..in red letters since I can't get the bastards to blink. WARNING WARNING, Men who send me mail will get dated and I will castrate them and if you espcially annoy me I'll bite off the wienie and leave the nuts so you still wanna, but can't do a damn thing about it!

LadyAngelika -> RE: Saw this and had to laugh... (9/21/2004 4:30:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDREAD O.kO.K gotta run all but Illlllll beeee backkkkkkk!!! Dread! Glad to see you are still with us. I, myself, and I'm sure a few others have missed you! Be brave, be strong, be Dread!! Show that hurricance who's boss ;) - LA

afmvdp -> RE: Saw this and had to laugh... (9/21/2004 9:12:38 AM)
Normally posts in profiles like that scream that it's really a 13 year old boy posing as a female...though I'd have to see more of the profile to determine beyond ambiguity. With just a minor bit of observation you can cut through liars like a steak knife through butter. One of the problems with free sites.

happypervert -> RE: Saw this and had to laugh... (9/21/2004 3:15:53 PM)
hmmmm . . . I'm starting to wonder if I should edit my profile and take out the part that says "DYKES NEED NOT APPLY....DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. THAT INCLUDES SUBMISSIVE DYKES....I WILL NOT REPLY....I AM A HETERO MALE...DYKES MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE....I WILL POST YOUR NAMES FOR ALL TO SEE AND RIDICULE.....NO DYKES"

knees2you -> RE: Saw this and had to laugh... (9/25/2004 7:32:11 AM)
How about "Absolutly, positively Without a Shadow of a doubt no Men~"[:@] Sincerely, eyesofAslave[;)] [image]local://upfiles/19655/7D94798B61FA4EBE8AC11D07B52B6AA2.jpg[/image]

kiki blue -> RE: Saw this and had to laugh... (9/26/2004 8:32:01 AM)
I've found that some people just don't read profiles properly. I've stated quite clearly on some that I'm not into cyber or meeting up for casual sex. The responses I got after that were all about those two things, which I found amusing. Don't stress about it, just hit the delete key.

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