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Missokyst -> Masturbation (7/6/2010 10:06:41 AM)

In observing the thread over in submissives I began to notice a trend. People do not masturbate! Who dropped the ball? I never got the memo!
I understand not wanting to feed people wank fodder but there were many people commenting about how it is unsatisfying. Count me confused. Am I wired even weirder than I suspected?



laurell3 -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 10:08:49 AM)

haha..is the question really if you are weird? or whether we masturbate? [;)]



pahunkboy -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 10:09:29 AM)

Who is this?



myotherself -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 10:10:19 AM)

I have never masturbated in my entire life!!!

*coughcoughcough*

OK - I do it. I'm pretty good at it too.

In fact, I'm REALLY good at it! Sometimes I do it alone,

I have been known to do it in company, and it sure as hell helps that I know what gets me off when I'm showing someone else what to do! [:D]

I like to orgasm - it's fun!



Missokyst -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 10:15:23 AM)

LOL well I am already pretty comfy with my being weird. But I didn't think I was this off kilter! I thought people enjoyed masturbation. LOL I don't know about anyone else but it relaxes me, cures headaches, and lets me sleep
Looks like I am in the minority in this place.

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

haha..is the question really if you are weird? or whether we masturbate? [;)]




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 10:17:10 AM)

Well if so we are both weirdly wired. I admit it can take time and patiece to find what works but I find masturbation to be a great stress reliever



81song -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 10:23:12 AM)

Its a funny thing but even as my girlfriend and I are together we still like to whack off. She is emotionally involved with the shower head and sometimes she wants me there and sometime not. As for myself I like to do it in front of her while she watches and helps out here and there. I even have this fantasies of doing in front a more then a few women  while they watch me.
So may I am weird?



Lve -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 10:28:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: 81song

Its a funny thing but even as my girlfriend and I are together we still like to whack off. She is emotionally involved with the shower head and sometimes she wants me there and sometime not. As for myself I like to do it in front of her while she watches and helps out here and there. I even have this fantasies of doing in front a more then a few women  while they watch me.
So may I am weird?

You should be taken out back and shot.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 11:12:32 AM)

I hardly ever masturbate anymore. But, I am consciously redirecting my libido, so that's part of it. Honestly, sex with myself is way more satisfying than sex with MOST other humans! So I am not sure what the deal is with the non-masturbators. Maybe they have really spectacular lovers!



Jeffff -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 11:16:33 AM)

Constantly, you should check before you shake my hand!



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 11:17:41 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Constantly, you should check before you shake my hand!


You're such a giver!



childoftheshadow -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 11:18:42 AM)

I'll admit it . . . I do it, I do it often and I do it well



AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 12:02:23 PM)

Once a week. Maybe Twice.

My wife hates that I would Masturbate when she is there for me to have sex with. I STILL have to explain that the release is different and that sometimes I want to Masturbate instead of have sex.

QSM



sweetbiggal -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 12:06:57 PM)

 I enjoy it, and mainly do it if I'm having trouble sleeping.  Sleep like a baby after a nice O.



RCdc -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 12:07:05 PM)

It was probably more the way the question was asked, rather than the subject of masturbating being a nono.

the.dark.



DarlingSavage -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 12:08:38 PM)

I have 2 vibrators that can be found in any given area of the house at anytime, depending on where I last used them.  What do you think?  



AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 12:16:56 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

I have 2 vibrators that can be found in any given area of the house at anytime, depending on where I last used them.  What do you think?  


That you should buy stock in Duracell or Rechargeable Batteries.

QSM



LadyPact -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 1:04:10 PM)

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm really not big on masturbation.  We're talking three times a year at best.  That's including the times of deployments or other periods of self imposed celibacy.  It's a very rare thing for something to turn Me on to the point where I'll let My fingers do the walking.



valeriejo -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 1:30:49 PM)

i'm a subbie and i masturbate very frequently. It is most satisfying !!



JstAnotherSub -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 2:09:04 PM)

I masturbate, but only for medicinal purposes.  It gets rid of headaches and tension and stress.  It also is a great cure for cramps.

I swear I don't enjoy it though. 

[sm=angel.gif]



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