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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 4/15/2006 11:22:45 PM

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Race "nails it".

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 4/16/2006 2:27:25 AM

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ORIGINAL: Arpig

Honestly expecting to find a man who will follow all 41 of those guidelines?

ROFL...exactly!

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 4/16/2006 2:54:01 AM

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Great Post. You are definitely one of the best reads on this board.

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 4/16/2006 6:41:45 AM

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Well TheHouseOfHussey, Firstly can i congratulate you on an extremely funny and dare i say Errrrmmm "informative post"..

Although i understand that these are only guideline's i have however made note's and will try my best to adhere to said mistakes and rectify any future problem's i may encounter..

Also would it be safe for me to assume that when the opportunity arrises for me to "put into practise" said mistakes if i am told "WTF" are you doing just get on with it "DAMN YOU" Grrrrrr

I can with absolute confidence produce said list in my "defence" ~smiles sweetly~

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 4/16/2006 7:37:38 AM

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Sounds pretty vanilla to me...but i guess there is a time and a place for everything. Wonder what the "41 Mistakes Women Make" would entail.

# 1-40 MAKING LISTS TO BEGINS WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 4/16/2006 8:41:07 AM

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,,,and they said it is not about the sex...they wanted to know my mind...but when we meet...the last thing they are interested in...is my mind. So which is it ? Would somebody please straighten me out...is it all those mistakes I have been making out of these 41...all those years and all those times, all those women and again and again I've been making the same mistakes...or is my mind finally going ?

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 4/17/2006 2:10:56 AM

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what a terrible list....

how dare you give instructions like this. it is the partner's responsibility to say what he or she likes.

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 4/17/2006 12:00:35 PM

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i received this same list in an email some time ago....i'm glad to see that it's not just me that can't relate to 99% of the items listed....

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 4/17/2006 4:33:25 PM

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hmm.. i'd say 3/4ths of this list or more is not me. Half of this list turns me on. Course, i'm one of those really really weird women who get turned on by arrogance and cocky males :p.

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 5/3/2006 10:09:28 PM

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People, this list is a joke, farce, funny....don't take so serious.....it is meant to be a good laugh.

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 5/4/2006 4:04:28 AM

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What a great, wonderful and informative thread - hopefully it will "trip a light" for a few....

....what a great thread for explaining why alot of women become bisexual!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 5/4/2006 4:38:11 AM

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I'm sure your heart was in the right place, but they shouldn't use a "cheat sheet". lol (Darn! The teacher in me coming out again.)

Gentlemen, there are no shortcuts, no "one size fits all." Domme though I am, for example, I adore rough sex. Learn what pleases your woman by paying attention and listening to her!

Yes TALK, communicate you'd be amazed what a woman will tell you if you just ask and listen. Some women are shy regarding sex, but some aren't. I myself tell men THIS is what I like, this is what I want..I like rough sex and I love to bite and be bitten.
I had a guy tell me once that fucking me was like wrestling a hellcat, he came away with bloody scratches, bite bruises and whip marks

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 5/4/2006 5:28:57 AM

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lol - i agree with most people - i think it woz posted on here to be funny, coz it is all very vanilla, and personally, i prefer most of the opposite J

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 5/4/2006 8:26:47 AM

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You can tell that was obviouslly written by a vanilla. {rofl} I have seen that before, but it is nice to see it again. :o)

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 5/4/2006 8:53:54 AM

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17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks fist.

Lol. I would agree these are all good suggestions for a first encounter, a baseline - no need to scare off a prospective convert - but I would say these are starting points rather than hard rules.

Women who are adament about these kind of things are probobly going to base their descision whether to keep going out with the guy or not based on his annual income, then, after they marry him, they'll go out and get gang banged in a biker bar while he's at work, which he will be all the time in order to support her shopping addiction, then she'll divorce him for neglect.

I've known women like this, they have a very clear idea of what they want and don't want, and let you know in no uncertain terms - then afterwords, they complain that you're boring in bed.

Kinda the same way certain women will spend three days a week working out, two hours in the bathroom primping, and 45 minutes squeezing into a pair of jeans two sizes too small, then act offended when you give 'em a wolf whistle - men! If you don't want to be a sex object, wear a sack.

I think it's all about knowing when to escalate - if she starts talking about how the ceiling needs paint, it's time to plow a new furrow.

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 5/4/2006 9:02:01 AM

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Here I thought I was only guilty on number 3.....nope. 10, 18, 21, 35.....well actually i'm not gonna apologize for 35. 36, 40 [once! sorry, really sorry!] and 41...

I've come a long way lol.

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 5/4/2006 9:10:05 AM

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I've come to be firm believer in just beng upfront - I'm gonna come no matter what you do, so if you want it, you better get it.

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 5/4/2006 10:10:42 AM

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I have an addendum to:

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her

Don't use a woman's head as a basketball - dribbling it forcefully in your lap during oral sex.

LOL - My dinner made a return visit in the laps of the 2 men who tried this with me - (I know, I know - TMI !!!!!

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 5/4/2006 11:02:30 AM

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Only 42? I think I can add a few...

#43 Sitting up on the hair...

There is no substitute for the noise a woman makes when you sit up on her hair... It even sounds painful.

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RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! - 6/13/2006 5:38:06 PM

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