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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 9:11:25 PM

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I think everybody is making fun of me.

Jeff with shoe says that Domiguy's materials are mail order, but LanceHughes says don't send him any money.

WHO IS RIGHT?

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 9:13:56 PM

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I have been able to flog two women and they called me Master. I met them at a munch after driving almost 2 hours each way. They took me home and showed me how to flog them. They liked it. They told me that I should come here and learn some more and then I would be Master of ALL!

Since I am in Wyoming, I wont give much info on my profile.

I thought that said church. Oy! I need my eyes checked

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 9:29:09 PM

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OK, now that I've read the rest of the posts.... I must admit, I really laughed when reading *wrong thread*

Welcome to CM. You're funny and that's a great quality around here IMO. I realize you're probably not interested in making the wimmins laugh but I'm sure enjoying you.

While all the D types are pretty dang wonderful around here, my SIR is the best, so you can try for 2nd place.

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 9:31:52 PM

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Jean says I have to leave. She runs the coffee shop in town. I'm using her WI-FI, but she closes at 10 PM, but she let me stay while she cleaned up.

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 9:34:22 PM

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I think everybody is making fun of me.

What was your first clue?

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 9:52:15 PM

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ROFL... I won't say welcome to CM because I think you have been here a while and know just what to say to bring some humor to intros!

Whoever you are... lol thanks for the laughs!

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 10:00:18 PM

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ORIGINAL: IamMasterOfAll
I think everybody is making fun of me.

What was your first clue?

C'mon, LadyPact.....usually you're more helpful to the new-bies than that.

Poor guy's been "taken" for a ride by two subbies who obviously don't know what they are doing. Who knows what crap he learned at their hands?

I'm sure his user name is bothersome to you - me, too. I was just about to suggest he start over. Maybe MikeFromWyoming (or whatever his first name is) Poor guy probably drives 20 or 30 minutes to get to town. If he's two hours to Cheyenne, he's another 90 minutes (a little less) to Denver. So 5 hours total round trip to visit me! Maybe DarkSteven and I can give him what? a couple of hours of helpful hints and then back he goes to the ranch or whatever. DAMN! There MUST be a D-type between here and there.

Talking out loud = doh! How does he get to talk to the D-types in Cheyenne? That's his closest known resource.

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 10:06:29 PM

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C'mon, LadyPact.....usually you're more helpful to the new-bies than that.

Poor guy's been "taken" for a ride by two subbies who obviously don't know what they are doing. Who knows what crap he learned at their hands?

I'm sure his user name is bothersome to you - me, too. I was just about to suggest he start over.

New folks who come here to learn something? Absolutely.

New folks who come here after a couple of swings of the flogger and proclaim they are 'master to all'? Not so much.

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 10:20:36 PM

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C'mon, LadyPact.....usually you're more helpful to the new-bies than that.

Poor guy's been "taken" for a ride by two subbies who obviously don't know what they are doing. Who knows what crap he learned at their hands?

I'm sure his user name is bothersome to you - me, too. I was just about to suggest he start over.

New folks who come here to learn something? Absolutely.

New folks who come here after a couple of swings of the flogger and proclaim they are 'master to all'? Not so much.

I think he's trying, but doesn't know any better.

I think he IS trying to learn something. I think those subbies (if they were) were just f*cking with him.

He got himself to a munch - big points in my book. Just 'casue it wasn't a "good" munch doesn't mean it was his fault.

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 10:32:33 PM

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On that part, we definitely agree, though I'm not especially sure I wouldn't call it a "good" munch. From the sound of it, people were friendly and were even willing to allow somebody who had never tried it before to play. There's not a thing wrong with that if people are willing.

Heck, if people at the munch he attends accept his self proclamation as "master", so be it. If he makes a fool out of himself by claiming the title, even better because somebody there will set him straight. He'll take his lumps for being presumptuous and arrogant and then he'll pick himself up, close his mouth and open his ears. He won't be the first person who starts out that way and it's not going to hurt him any more than it did anybody else.

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 10:55:53 PM

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I think the two subbies held out a reward (of continued <?> sex) if he'd learn to be a Master. I don't think he was self-proclaimed at the munch. I think they led him on to come here saying that, just so they could f*ck with him. I think he's pretty naive, and wants to learn and just got off here on the wrong foot. As I said, I was just about to suggest he start over with a different user name.

I'm guessing a Cheyenne Wyoming munch doesn't have the numbers nor joint experience that some of us enjoy. Maybe a "twue" Dom/Domme woulda/coulda/shoulda said "Oh, shit. There's those subbies playing with the new guy. When will they stop that?" and GRABBED our fellow away.

Short version: I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. Doesn't cost much to do so, does it?

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/15/2010 1:32:48 AM

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LOL , LOL & LOL

"" THEY TOOK ME HOME AND SHOWED ME HOW TO FLOG THEM . THEY LIKED IT THEY TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD COME HERE AND LEARN SOME MORE ""

"" I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FLOG TWO WOMEN AND THEY CALLED ME MASTER ""

ALL THAT STUFF SOUNDS EXACTLY AS "" THEY "" ARE YOUR MUSTER DUDE

LOL , LOL & LOL

SOME PEOPLE BORN SHEEP , SOME PEOPLE BORN WOLF

SHEEP DOESNT BECOME WOLF
WOLF DOESNT BECOME SHEEP

YOU ARE WASTING TIME HERE EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT YOU ARE JUST KIDDING ON HERE

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/15/2010 1:45:32 AM

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

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ORIGINAL: IamMasterOfAll

I have been able to flog two women and they called me Master. I met them at a munch after driving almost 2 hours each way. They took me home and showed me how to flog them. They liked it. They told me that I should come here and learn some more and then I would be Master of ALL!

Since I am in Wyoming, I wont give much info on my profile.

Hello and welcome to CollarMe. I think you picked a user name that made Jeffff (with 4 "F"s) go into a sarcastic mode.

I think the two ladies in Cheyenne are leading you on. At the next munch, try to talk to some other Dominant types rather than talking to some submissive women. You can get some help from the other Dominant-types even if they are women. You seem to want to learn and, guess what? we all started out with exactly ZERO knowledge, just like you! (At least you found a munch!)

It takes years and years to become a Master. Yes, flogging is the easiest skill to learn. But, there's a whole lot more to being a Master than to call yourself one and IMHO (which stands for "in my humble opinion") it has to do more with relationships than with technical skills. BUT that's a constant debate around here.

There's lots of strings and thread about all these topics. I suggest you hang around without commenting and just read for awhile (that is called "lurking" and there's nothing wrong with that.) YOu can avoid the Politics & Religion forum.... that's for just that. Not really any info on BDSM.

Someone else will suggest using the search function up above on right, but it's hard to know what to search for at the beginning.

Always feel free to ask a question. Most people will answer a little nicer to you.

Do NOT send DomiGuy any money!

Again, Welcome!

Lance, You're so nice to take a fledgling flogger under your wing!!

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/15/2010 2:28:38 AM

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ROFL... I won't say welcome to CM because I think you have been here a while and know just what to say to bring some humor to intros!

Whoever you are... lol thanks for the laughs!

Lockit, as usual I'm totally with you on this one, I think someone is having a bit of fun here...probably trying to stir up all of the REAL Master/ Mistresses of the world! I thought it was wonderful that Jeffff was right there to welcome the newbie!

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/15/2010 5:11:04 AM

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Surely, they should come to you.

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/17/2010 5:20:01 AM

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ALL THAT STUFF SOUNDS EXACTLY AS "" THEY "" ARE YOUR MUSTER DUDE

Muster?

and stop yelling!!

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/17/2010 5:23:45 AM

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They told me that I should come here and learn some more and then I would be Master of ALL!

they lied.

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I make mistakes with the horses sometimes, but those girls didn't tell me I made any, so that's good. I knew how to flog them since sometimes I have to beat the horses. It's the same.

If you mean you are raising a hand to an animal, might i bestow the wish that you fall open-mouthed into a raw sewage pit?

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