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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 10:27:25 AM

LaMalinche

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I want to complain that I have not gotten any mail.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 10:39:46 AM

SCORPIOXXX

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Thanks for the encouragement Tamer (although I have heard it before)... I have been on Cme for over a year, but only recently was advised by Cme-Support to change my password so as to be able to post in the forums (their computer glitching me as a "guest" was the problem, in case anyone else has the same problem)... I regret to say I have been plugging away enough to have broken several butt plugs, lol, and still keep running into flakes (aw, boo hoo, po'r old me, ha ha)... Being 54 sure as hell doesn't help any in the SF area, home of the young and well toned... Not that I am fat or gross, just too old for most I guess... Anyway: never give up, no retreat, no surrender!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 10:46:49 AM

impishlilhellcat

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Lol well then if you complain for getting no mail I want to complain for getting too much stupid mail and I have to wade through it all to get to the good mail

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 10:53:33 AM

SCORPIOXXX

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hellcat, were you writing to me or to lamalinche? I do get mail -- the problem is: it's from subs who flake out!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 10:55:23 AM

impishlilhellcat

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I was writing to Lamalinche. I haven't been able to quite get the quote button to work for me.

Damnit I wanna complain quote doesn't work for me and that quite possibley it's my fault it doesn't work!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 11:08:59 AM

SavageFaerie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

I want to complain that I have not gotten any mail.

Steps in and sends LaMalinche mail in hopes of gaining spank.....ermmmm points in her favor.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 12:09:36 PM

WayWardSoul

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I want to complain that I have been up 24 hrs and if I go to sleep now i'll be up all night again. And I don't have a cute sub here for me to spank to keep me awake until tonight.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 12:29:41 PM

Tamerofwild1s

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I want to complain that now I have to get up at 6am tomorrow morning ... what did I get myself into ... who will clean the house now

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 12:34:20 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

I want to complain that now I have to get up at 6am tomorrow morning ... what did I get myself into ... who will clean the house now

I want to complain..that Tamer needs a good sub/slave so they can clean his house when he has to get up at 6 am.

Andrea

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 12:38:32 PM

Tamerofwild1s

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*hangs a sign reading*

Good house slave needed ... must do all household chores

Pay will be a good fucking and biting .. and of course the Sadistic Session .... must work 24/7

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 12:40:39 PM

sleazybutterfly

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

*hangs a sign reading*

Good house slave needed ... must do all household chores

Pay will be a good fucking and biting .. and of course the Sadistic Session .... must work 24/7

Must I apply in person.. or will over the phone work??

~Andrea

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 12:40:54 PM

mnottertail

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added: While orally gifted is desired, training will be provided the right candidate.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 12:44:02 PM

SpankMuhButt

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I dont want that job, can i just have the benefits of the fucking and sucking, I HATE cleaning. i wasnt born very domesticated

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 12:46:10 PM

sleazybutterfly

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Though no additional training is required.. will be happy to have on the job training.....

Andrea

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Life is not a popularity contest, it's better to be hated for what you believe, than loved for a lie.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 12:47:37 PM

chantrea

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i wanna complain .... but i don't have anyting to complain about....

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 12:48:20 PM

Tamerofwild1s

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Orally gifted candidates will be given personal interviews ...

as a matter of fact any one wishing to tryout and see if they are right for said position must prove they can handle all the perks

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A building get torched. All that is left is ashes. I used to think that it is true about everything - family, friends, feelings - but now I know that sometimes if love proves real, and two people are meant to be together, nothing can keep them apart ~

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 12:49:53 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

Orally gifted candidates will be given personal interviews ...

as a matter of fact any one wishing to tryout and see if they are right for said position must prove they can handle all the perks

Perks?? Did I hear someone say perks?? I am always up (or down.. or both)for a good perk

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Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, she became a butterfly.
Life is not a popularity contest, it's better to be hated for what you believe, than loved for a lie.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 12:54:45 PM

sleazybutterfly

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I have two complaints.

The first.. that I am not only horny..but now my ass is aching for a good belt..and there isn't a Dom around to satisfy either.

The second..that I typed this in once already..and cm timed me out..ugh.

Andrea

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~Flutterby
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Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, she became a butterfly.
Life is not a popularity contest, it's better to be hated for what you believe, than loved for a lie.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 12:59:44 PM

gooddogbenji

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I want to complain that I started this thread to be serious, and all you jackasses highjacked it.

Yours,

benji

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/12/2006 1:07:45 PM

mnottertail

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quote:

Ladies and Gentlemen, Masters, Mistresses, True Masters, True Mistresses, Subs, slaves, true subs, true slaves, Switches, and the undefineable,

After starting to read a whole whack of threads bitching and complaining about certain things, I have taken it upon myself to create a thread devoted ENTIRELY to bitching, complaining, whining, ranting, and, of course, people who post 1400 lines, but aren't ranting.

Here's the deal. And Mods, please help out here... (If they do, wow)

Anyone who decides to complain about:

- Fakes
- People not answering their messages
- Rudeness in the Forums
- Definitions not being followed
- Spelling
- No limits
- Newbies
- One true wayers
- How someone else can't do something, it is wrong/dangerous/immoral etc

And anything else, really, will either post in this thread or kindly be asked to do so. The Mods will move any and all griping to this thread. We warn you twice, then you get banished from CM, BDSM communities in real life, and your toys will be confiscated.

People, please do use this. Others will be able to read it just as easily, it will appear on the scroller just as much, but we will not create a new thread every time someone decides go beat one of those dead horses.

Yours,

benji

PS: I give it a lifespan of no more than a page, if that. Then we'll be back to every gripe for itself.

I want to complain that business rule number one is never write anything down.....it is ALWAYS: Obfuscate, Obfuscate, Obfuscate, Deny, Deny, Deny

You have been caught out benji.

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