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ORIGINAL: sleazybutterfly
I was bored on the bus today, and was frustrated with myself for being a bit down about not having a Dom right now. So I tried to come up with just a few reasons why I could be happy about it, instead of sad,
1. I get the remote to myself.
2. I get to sleep on the bed, not curled up at the foot.
3. I am always right.
4. I only have to consult myself before I do something (refer to #3).
5. I can sit down without yelping "Ouch!".
6. I get to wear panties with my short skirt.
7. My knees get a chance to heal.
8. I only have to shave my twat waffle once a week, not seven.
9. I can go pee when I want to.
10. I can shut the door when doing the above.
~Andrea~