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mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 8:37:58 PM)

OK, that was unfair..........I wanna see some daisy dukes with them midriff blouses and grease rags in your left pockest and want you bitches filled with 90 weight.  Gomer pyle hats, looking sharp, and some head and tit locks or mums the word...........

Find my compliant within.......

Ron




brattysub4 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 8:43:45 PM)

ok i wanna complain one more time tonight mno is at teasing the girls again daisy dukes pleaseeeee i am so ooo going nude
i think mno's next complaint is going to be i complain to much him teasin girls
orrrr
he is gonna complain cause no dasie dukes are going to be involved
hey am i the only one going naked to paint or what i hear flesh painting can be funnn




mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 8:48:04 PM)

I am complaining because you don't get it, you have no concept of how a man might desire to peel you like a  grape
Sleep the sleep of angels, brat.

Ron




mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 8:51:14 PM)

and by the way, listen to the drum beat in betty davis eyes........can you stand a whipping at that tempo for 3:10?

Let's visit, honey................

MWWWWWWWWWWWaaaahhhaaa!




angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 8:58:40 PM)

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Is that your real weight?......... 


I am probably closer to 190# at the moment...

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  how big is the main man?


Master is 6'3" and about 200#

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  where do you live again?


I am near Chicago




Wulfchyld -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 8:59:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

OK, that was unfair..........I wanna see some daisy dukes with them midriff blouses and grease rags in your left pockest and want you bitches filled with 90 weight.  Gomer pyle hats, looking sharp, and some head and tit locks or mums the word...........

Find my compliant within.......

Ron



Hows this?

[img]http://www.corriewolfe.com/photos/webpic/01222003.jpg[/img]




talibahh -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 9:03:16 PM)

my complaint is, that if i didnt come here to voice this complaint, then i would have had to go elsewhere and maybe think too hard to get my 200 posts up and my second pair of cuffs... now i got a set for my wrists and my ankles [:D] 
 
tali




angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 9:04:30 PM)

one more sweetie...




talibahh -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 9:04:43 PM)

now i'm complaining my second set of cuffs didnt come through [:(]
 
tali




Wulfchyld -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 9:05:37 PM)

I am complaining tali is soooo far away I can't use my new whip on her.




angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 9:05:40 PM)

There you go!




talibahh -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 9:06:41 PM)

thanks angel... now i'm happy and haven't got anything to complain about.... wonder if that will give someone else something to complain about?
 
tali [;)]




angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 9:07:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

I am complaining tali is soooo far away I can't use my new whip on her.


New whip?  Oh you must come to Indiana and supervise OhBe, Brat, and myself as we paint Denise's house (and of course each other)! 




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 9:07:57 PM)

I want to complain that I had to read 10 fucking pages of "where's benji."  AT WORK, YA RICH BASTARDS WHO DON'T WORK AFTER 5 PM!!!!!

That having been said, I fedexed the chocolate to Brat, peed everywhere, and sent out synopses.

Yours,


benji




talibahh -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 9:08:19 PM)

now i am gonna complain... Loki hasn't set sail in His big boat yet to come pick me up, and i wanna check out His new whip [;)]
 
tali




angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 9:09:58 PM)

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 YA RICH BASTARDS WHO DON'T WORK AFTER 5 PM!!!!! 


Hey watch who yer talkin' to mister puppy!  I start work at 7:30 every morning (off only on Sundays) and end at 6:00!  Lick me!




mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 9:10:10 PM)

ok, then you will do fine in a 3 or 4 cheeck block and tackle and a 8 mm hanging hemp will do fine as well.  Assuming the man has som strenght equal to his size you could do a double X double... each one of those sheaves (the round part that helps the rope move is worth one) that is.........

If you weigh 190.......add 50%....... 250# hook will hold you.....thats around a 5/8s soft bolt in the cieling..........very doable in a chicago apartment or home. If you own a home, I would spread that over 2 2x4 rafter there is the big problem.  If you have an apartment that is rough, own your own home you can do a nice quiet bob vila.
if you have a true double block and tackle.......you would have an endpoint (hard to do without pictures) thats 1 and double sheave and double sheave means he would have to hoist only 40 or  if a double double and no hooking point  50 pounds............

That aint undoable at all.........you could fly girl!

LOL,
Ron




Wulfchyld -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 9:10:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I want to complain that I had to read 10 fucking pages of "where's benji."  AT WORK, YA RICH BASTARDS WHO DON'T WORK AFTER 5 PM!!!!!

That having been said, I fedexed the chocolate to Brat, peed everywhere, and sent out synopses.

Yours,


benji


Rich? I live in a really cool appliance box and collect cans for DSL.




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 9:11:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: angelface183

Lick me!



Being saved for posterity. 

I gots me permission!

Yours,


benji




mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 9:11:46 PM)

that bitch wants me, I can see it in her eyes.

LOL,
Ron




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