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crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 2:03:47 PM)

....i wish i had a reason to keep my house clean every day...lol
 
my freind got lazer and she loved it...but it looked like some one took a waffel iron on her coochie




LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 2:04:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

....i wish i had a reason to keep my house clean every day...lol
 
my freind got lazer and she loved it...but it looked like some one took a waffel iron on her coochie


oh wow, did the twat wafflishness go away??




crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 2:13:35 PM)

yes according to her it did....3 weeks....a lil scary.... but to never have to shave again...i would do it...[:)]




crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 2:14:36 PM)

btw i think twat waffleishness should be in the dictionary...I am calling websters as we speak




SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 2:16:26 PM)

You will probably have more luck with wikipedia LOL




LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 2:19:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

 but to never have to shave again...i would do it...[:)]


Me also! One of the few joys of no sex.......no shaving required. Pathetic I know but hey, I never said I wasn't lazy. Fortunately I am not a hairy person. I only even have peach fuzz to shave on my legs.




SpankMuhButt -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 2:22:46 PM)

[quote
ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress
hey ladies any of you have electrolois or lazer hair removal? did you like it?]

CT mail on the otherside




crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 2:23:43 PM)

twat waffleishness verb: as of pertaining to twat waffles
 
ie: to apear in a beuitiful folded erotic image...."that Georgia Okeef sure can paint some twat waffelishness!"
 
 





mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 2:37:53 PM)

i wanna complain im gone a couple hours and You all start talking about painfull thingies like hair removal...





ouch!!!!!


mental note to self: beg Master to allow hair to stay lol




crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 2:41:36 PM)

*adds that to my ever growing list of the joys of no sex*

hmmmmmmmmmm this list is starting to over take the other list.....how odd.



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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

 but to never have to shave again...i would do it...[:)]


Me also! One of the few joys of no sex.......no shaving required. Pathetic I know but hey, I never said I wasn't lazy. Fortunately I am not a hairy person. I only even have peach fuzz to shave on my legs.





WayWardSoul -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 2:48:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

twat waffleishness verb: as of pertaining to twat waffles
 
ie: to apear in a beuitiful folded erotic image...."that Georgia Okeef sure can paint some twat waffelishness!"
 
 




Its already on this site:  http://www.urbandictionary.com/browse.php?word=twat+waffles+




crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 2:57:05 PM)

lol...twat burger is in there too...
 

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ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

quote:

ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

twat waffleishness verb: as of pertaining to twat waffles
 
ie: to apear in a beuitiful folded erotic image...."that Georgia Okeef sure can paint some twat waffelishness!"
 
 




Its already on this site:  http://www.urbandictionary.com/browse.php?word=twat+waffles+




SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 2:59:21 PM)

ROFLMAO


That is just too fuunny




SpankMuhButt -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 3:15:19 PM)

Ok heres my complaint........things havn't been going anywhere with my Dom, lately he just doesn't have any time for me, I am having a very hard time dealing with it, and I have told him how i felt and he hasn't done anything to remedy any of it..........broken promises and such so a few days ago i killed the profile I made for him. Today he called me to wish me a Happy Birthday and i was with my best friend so he said he would call me later so we could talk. He just called and he said well i didnt realize just how pissed off someone was at me until today when i saw you killed your profile. Ummmmmmmmmmm how could you not know I have told you over and over and gotten every excuse in the book............I care a great deal for him but I will not beg someone to make time for me. Complaint, rant....whatever =0(




enigmabrat -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 3:17:26 PM)

I wana complain Im lonley and i wan someone to hold me




mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 3:19:46 PM)

I do lazy hair removal, that is, I will smoke a cigar, and use the ash to rub my finger pads in (for grippage) and pull the hairs one at a time.

It is extremely focused as is the lazer.............


Ron
(are you in?)




enigmabrat -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 3:23:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SpankMuhButt

Ok heres my complaint........things havn't been going anywhere with my Dom, lately he just doesn't have any time for me, I am having a very hard time dealing with it, and I have told him how i felt and he hasn't done anything to remedy any of it..........broken promises and such so a few days ago i killed the profile I made for him. Today he called me to wish me a Happy Birthday and i was with my best friend so he said he would call me later so we could talk. He just called and he said well i didnt realize just how pissed off someone was at me until today when i saw you killed your profile. Ummmmmmmmmmm how could you not know I have told you over and over and gotten every excuse in the book............I care a great deal for him but I will not beg someone to make time for me. Complaint, rant....whatever =0(



HUGGGSSSS you tight.... I had a Dom like that... its is so very hurtfull




crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 3:30:29 PM)

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aw gina, i am sorry you are going through this...maybe one thought though, a lot of guys just dont hear and they dont think the way we do...so i often heard dr phil say to peole be spacific..
 
tell him exactly what he needs to do
 
now it sounds like in a way you are doing that and he is still not responding, at this poin give him a very clear boundary, tell him not only how you feel but what spaciffically that means exactly how you told us, that you wont chase him he will loose you...
 
also why is he busy? did he get a new job? is it something that he cant help?



quote:

ORIGINAL: SpankMuhButt

Ok heres my complaint........things havn't been going anywhere with my Dom, lately he just doesn't have any time for me, I am having a very hard time dealing with it, and I have told him how i felt and he hasn't done anything to remedy any of it..........broken promises and such so a few days ago i killed the profile I made for him. Today he called me to wish me a Happy Birthday and i was with my best friend so he said he would call me later so we could talk. He just called and he said well i didnt realize just how pissed off someone was at me until today when i saw you killed your profile. Ummmmmmmmmmm how could you not know I have told you over and over and gotten every excuse in the book............I care a great deal for him but I will not beg someone to make time for me. Complaint, rant....whatever =0(




crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 3:31:53 PM)

youa re soo evil......i am wathcing a docmentary on otters as we speak that are so awesom!!!

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I do lazy hair removal, that is, I will smoke a cigar, and use the ash to rub my finger pads in (for grippage) and pull the hairs one at a time.

It is extremely focused as is the lazer.............


Ron
(are you in?)





crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/27/2006 3:33:17 PM)

hugs da bratttt[:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]
 
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ORIGINAL: enigmabrat


I wana complain Im lonley and i wan someone to hold me




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