LaMalinche
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Joined: 10/20/2005 Status: offline
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Well, God is not here, and somebody needs to fill in. Might as well be me! Thank you for calling the Hades shuttle service courtesy 'phone. Since the dawn of time, your choice for crossing over into the after-life. To skip a message at any time, press 4. This service has recently undergone a retro-fitting to ensure full ease-of-abuse, customer dissatisfaction and user-unfriendliness while inefficiently bringing you, the recently deceased, to your final destination. Before crossing, you'll need to answer a few simple questions.
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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
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