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SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:25:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion

I have never found any of my loves off of collarme.com. They've all been met offsite.

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ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie


I am proof of the success that sometimes these forums can be the best place to find someone... I know this because I have...and no I will not name any names...to me this is personal and I wish it to stay that way.



Thats great!!!!

I was just pointing out that some do.



LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:28:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

I want I want Kit Kats.....that is the same as pussy right??????


Sure. . .

Great, now I have Lords of Acid in my head. . .


I wanna see your pussy - everybody says it's nice
Can I come and visit - I'll be at your house tonight
They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth
I can hardly wait to feel that pussy too
You wanna play with pussy all the time
To hide that kinda pussy is a crime
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's kinda sick

I wanna bet your pussy ain't as pretty as mine
I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time
My pussy's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean
I bring my pussy everywhere I go
To watch my little pussy is a show
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's really thick

She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
My pussy's always hungry for a big chunk of meat
So lay your little pussy right next to mine
You can bring her over round dinnertime
My pussy is the hippest thing around
She's always been the talk of the town
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's mighty thick (miauw, baby)

I wanna see your pussy show it to me
Let me see your pussy show it to me
Show me your pussy show it to me
I wanna pet your pussy show it to me  



SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:29:22 AM)

Ni ni Flutterbi  dont forget my morning nipple shot LOL



LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:30:34 AM)

Dayum, Soggy. . . that sounds like a Starschmucks beverage.


I will have a grande latte with a nipple shot, and half-and-half.




chantrea -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:31:14 AM)

LaMa, try the ABC's of Kinky Sex, both are on my playlist!

Night Slutterfly



strappie051234 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:31:18 AM)

pretty much 2 up front 3 in the back and the rest in an ash tray



LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:33:53 AM)

What's the best thing about sex with twenty-nine year olds?










There's twenty of them.



chantrea -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:34:35 AM)

oh wrong wrong wrong



LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:35:12 AM)

Is this thread considered Low-jacked yet?


Just for Benji. . .


How do you make a dog stop humping your leg?









Pick him up and suck his dick.



SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:35:43 AM)

Will someone please make me shut down for the night....there is another fecking showing at 11am so I have to get up early AGAIN.



litleone8620 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:36:00 AM)

jeez. that's hilarious



litleone8620 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:37:14 AM)

Make the tasteless jokes stop!



LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:37:48 AM)

Uh-oh. . . Am I gonna have to start enforcing the curfew with Smitings again?




LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:39:01 AM)

Awwww. . . come on, Litleone. . . you know that you love it!

Besides, how else am I gonna low-jack this thread if no one is gonna be offended by my rants anymore?

I gotta do something.




chantrea -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:39:51 AM)

no curfew smitings till 3 am pdt for trea



SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:42:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Dayum, Soggy. . . that sounds like a Starschmucks beverage.


I will have a grande latte with a nipple shot, and half-and-half.




Nothing like a good nipple shot to get you going in the morning



litleone8620 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:42:49 AM)

Ok, fine, the jokes are funny; i have to give you that.



chantrea -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:43:23 AM)

ok off to find a better quote for my signature line



SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:43:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

What's the best thing about sex with twenty-nine year olds?










There's twenty of them.


Deal me in



SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/29/2006 1:45:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Uh-oh. . . Am I gonna have to start enforcing the curfew with Smitings again?


 

Do that and I WONT want to go to be.....you so sexy when you Smite

but I did take my make me sleep drugs



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