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LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:40:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

All right now, that is enough. . . I thought that I was the only bitch around here!


Let's have another quote:

Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst.




Fuck that were point out flaws lets do it



What?


I cannot even parse that sentence.

And if it is suppose to be:

Fuck that, we are pointing out flaws here, let's do it.

What does that have to do with violence?  Or being a bitch.

And, by the by, I am very aware of my flaws, so BACK OFF!

*Bitch slap*



missturbation -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:41:07 PM)

mmmmmmmmmm deep fried mars bar



RavenMuse -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:43:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
What the heck is haggis??


http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/haggis_66072.shtml
Traditional Scots dish... possibly THE single most iconic of ALL Scots food. Bloody lovely

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and......... a deep fried CANDY BAR??????????


Unfortunatly yes.... you CAN get deep fried Mars bars in some Scotish chip shops *Sigh*[:'(]



Emperor1956 -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:43:23 PM)

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RavenMuse says (and LORD KNOWS, he knows):  Us Scots are the tight-fisted whisky-drinking kilt-wearing haggis-eating gits who apparently deep-fry 90% of our food including mars bars!



OH So true.  God I cannot get decent "mushy peas" anywhere.  And the haggis that shows up on Rabbie Burn's Birthday here in Illinois is PATHETIC.  HEY....Raven, what do you call those softserve ice creams with a Cadbury Flake bar shoved right down the middle?  Gad I miss those on a hot summer day.

But uh, Raven, old boy....your buds DO partake of the Sheep flesh.  Its a known fact.  "Angus and Gordie were walkin' down a lane when they spy a fine young female sheep..."   Its the same scenario of Ron Jeremy as the Pizza Delivery Boy in every bad 1980s porn flick.

I do miss those flake bars, tho.

E.



WayWardSoul -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:43:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

quote:

ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

All right now, that is enough. . . I thought that I was the only bitch around here!


Let's have another quote:

Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst.




Fuck that were point out flaws lets do it



What?


I cannot even parse that sentence.

And if it is suppose to be:

Fuck that, we are pointing out flaws here, let's do it.

What does that have to do with violence?  Or being a bitch.

And, by the by, I am very aware of my flaws, so BACK OFF!

*Bitch slap*



It means there is not one perfect person here. I'm not going to stop point out flaws in everyone else just so I don't hurt there feeling, now that you got the ball rolling. there is no use to stop now. I'll be the first to say I'm far from perfect and would never claim to be.



LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:44:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

LaTigress says:
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sheep........girl from Kansas....hmmmmmmmm.......seems an easy decision to me!


I love the smell of lanolin in the morning.  Its the smell of....

Never mind.

E.

(HEY...Iowa girls are pretty cute, too)


laughing.....lanolin..

And yes, I must agree on the Iowa girls, from a dirty old lady that likes looking at girls and works in a college town. The view is usually verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry good from where I sit.

gawd, I am so rotten today.....



LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:46:11 PM)

Raven.........DUDE!!!.........I hope that haggis tastes ALOT better than the recipe sounds![:'(]

edited to add that I would definately hop on the whiskey sipping wagon[:D]



Emperor1956 -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:46:21 PM)

LaTigress purred: 
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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

LaTigress says:
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sheep........girl from Kansas....hmmmmmmmm.......seems an easy decision to me!


I love the smell of lanolin in the morning.  Its the smell of....

Never mind.

E.

(HEY...Iowa girls are pretty cute, too)



laughing.....lanolin..

And yes, I must agree on the Iowa girls, from a dirty old lady that likes looking at girls and works in a college town. The view is usually verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry good from where I sit.

gawd, I am so rotten today.....


I meant YOU sweety....should you ever decide to cross back over to the XY side of the river *WINK*.

thanks.

E.



missturbation -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:46:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

quote:

ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

All right now, that is enough. . . I thought that I was the only bitch around here!


Let's have another quote:

Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst.




Fuck that were point out flaws lets do it



What?


I cannot even parse that sentence.

And if it is suppose to be:

Fuck that, we are pointing out flaws here, let's do it.

What does that have to do with violence?  Or being a bitch.

And, by the by, I am very aware of my flaws, so BACK OFF!

*Bitch slap*



It means there is not one perfect person here. I'm not going to stop point out flaws in everyone else just so I don't hurt there feeling, now that you got the ball rolling. there is no use to stop now. I'll be the first to say I'm far from perfect and would never claim to be.


So technically in jumping on la malinches well founded band wagon you are being an attention whore, acting like a 6th grader and also being a sheep?



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:48:14 PM)

no no misst . he fucks sheep for attention from scotties



WayWardSoul -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:48:35 PM)

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So technically in jumping on la malinches well founded band wagon you are being an attention whore, acting like a 6th grader and also being a sheep?


You bet your ass I am. But I'm not going to just fallow like a sheep. I'll take my own lead.



LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:50:00 PM)

I want to complain that I am tired of having to read a post several times over to try and understand what the person is saying.  Prefixes and suffixes are your friend.  So is a fisking dictionary.  Puncuation is nice too.

This is why I admire LaTigresse, RavenMuse, Emperor, Benji, and others.

I blame state education that promotes students to their highest level of incompetence.





WayWardSoul -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:50:10 PM)

I think after today i should become WayWardSoul 2.0 the attention whore.



missturbation -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:51:37 PM)

Ok well firstly leave my ass out of it and secondly i look forward to seeing you taking ur own lead and not riding someone elses train.



sleazybutterfly -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:51:49 PM)

My LaM.. you have mail, love.



missturbation -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:52:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

I want to complain that I am tired of having to read a post several times over to try and understand what the person is saying.  Prefixes and suffixes are your friend.  So is a fisking dictionary.  Puncuation is nice too.

This is why I admire LaTigresse, RavenMuse, Emperor, Benji, and others.

I blame state education that promotes students to their highest level of incompetence.





Sorry.
*goes to get dictionary*



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:54:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

I think after today i should become WayWardSoul 2.0 the attention whore.


and now jealousy rears its very ugly head ..... tsk tsk



WayWardSoul -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:56:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

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ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

I think after today i should become WayWardSoul 2.0 the attention whore.


and now jealousy rears its very ugly head ..... tsk tsk


What was that rant of yours LaMa something about spelling? Not that I can spell worth a shit.



Emperor1956 -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 3:59:29 PM)

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LaMalinche sez :  I want to complain that I am tired of having to read a post several times over to try and understand what the person is saying.  Prefixes and suffixes are your friend.  So is a fisking dictionary.  Puncuation is nice too.

This is why I admire LaTigresse, RavenMuse, Emperor, Benji, and others.

I blame state education that promotes students to their highest level of incompetence.



Oh LaMalinche!  Thank you Thank you Thank you.  Not for the props, which are nice, but not necessary, but for tellin' it like it is, again.  WHERE DO PEOPLE GET THE IDEA THAT SLOPPY TYPING, INCOMPETENT WRITING AND BAD SPELLING ARE ACCEPTABLE?  Every time I read one of those messages (and NOT the ones from folks who have identified written-word handicaps) I think "why are you on this computer playing on CollarMe and not taking a rudimentary lesson in how to spell?"

A secret:  Dear people who think its cool to not spell/write properly:  when you type a sloppy, badly spelled, poorly worded post, no one thinks much of you.  Half the time people skip your posts entirely, and the other time they think "what a sad idiot".  There, I said it.

But I'm an old stuffy sheepfuckin' woman beatin' American lawyer.  What do I know?

HEY.  I may have found a new tagline there.

Anyway...before I die of heat stroke...I'm outta here.  Love yahs.

E.



WayWardSoul -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/1/2006 4:03:18 PM)

OK I'll Drop this now. I gave you all someone to hate and attack as a group. Now you can all go about your day feeling better about your own flaws. Have a good day and a better tomorrow.



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