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RE: All complaints go here! - 8/2/2006 5:08:26 AM   
michaelGA2


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Michael, cheer up. Perhaps instead of sleeping pills, you could try anti-depressents?


i seem to have become immune to anti-depressants and they are ineffective on me.


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RE: All complaints go here! - 8/2/2006 5:33:53 AM   
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Interlude time: Transactional analysis: games: Why don't you - yes but....

YDYYB can be played by any number of players. The agent presents a problem. The others start to present solutions (Why Don't you...). To each of these the agent objects and rejects (Yes but...). A good player can stand off others indefinitely untl they give up, whereupon the agent 'wins'.

Since the 'solutions' are with rare exceptions, rejected it is apparent the game must serve some ulterior purpose. On the surface it is an adult quest for information and solutions, but it is actualy a transaction between the agents child and the others adult selves.

The 'child' is insecure and feels inadequate, it seeks attention and 'care' from the adults. The object is not to GET solutions, but to reject them, thereby perpetuate the 'game'.

With thanks to Eric Berne for his reasearch and outline. Any resemblence to persons alive or dead... is simply tough.

We now return you to your regular programming.


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RE: All complaints go here! - 8/2/2006 5:38:15 AM   
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There was a cool kids program called why dont you that i watched religiously as a child. It was more fun than your game lol.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 8/2/2006 5:45:46 AM   
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Why Don't You Turn Off Your Telivision And Go Do Something Interesting Instead

Something like that, yep, a little after my time I think but I just about remember it


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RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... - 8/2/2006 6:15:30 AM   
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I wanna complain about the nasty comment that got made to me about my .sig line.  It is over in the ask a sub/slave section, under how to find a good sub/slave.

It is priceless!

Someone that uses a computer and does NOT know what Doom is.  Fisking hilarious!



I would like to retract this previous comment.

I found out about the nasty comment because the cock-gobbler that made it, PM'd me about it.  Appanently he thought that he was replying to a middle-aged-gun-toting-beer-bellied-male with tattoos.   At least that is what he said.  And he got one correct.  I do in fact own guns, and am skilled in their use.

What a shock it must have been, to post a dumbass, scathing response, and then check the profile of the person you are replying to.  Instead of the type of person this brainiac thought that he was replying to, he got a long-haired, red-headed, female, with big eyes, staring up at him from his computer screen.  Ooops!  The fuck-head's first mistake.  His second was adding the little cutesy "he he he" at the end of his post.  But more on that inanity later.

The next was him PM'ing me.  Do people not realize that you should in fact engage your brain when you post.  Check the profile first, and do not just try and make it all better because the type of person that you thought you were cutting to the quick is actually someone whose picture just gave you a stiffie.  I mean really, folks, just how many branches on the stupid tree did you hit on the way down?

But, because he had PM'd me about it I was nice.  I did not post a rant about how uninformed he was.  Or, how he could not handle humor, or even irony.  I was nice.  I was polite.  I gave an explanation about the video game Doom, and I even included a link for more information. 

I know, I know, dear readers that it amazes you that I would be polite, kind, and nice.  But, believe it or not, my tone is very different in PM's than it is on these boards.  Well, until you piss me off.

And then he responded.

And that, dear readers, is what has prompted this.

This syphallis-infected-ass-boil called my words rubbish and suggested that I am either a liar or an idiot.  I am not sure which he meant to imply from his message.  Nor do I really care.

Then the moronic piece of snot called me "sweet little one" and "plesant little you."

Great, now patronize me.  That is going to make me really really happy.  You sweat from a hippos left ass-cheek.  And just where in my profile does it state that I want to be treated like a child or a fluff-for-brains lobotomized vegatable?  Because I certainly do not remember adding that little bit in there.

As a rule, I do not care for pet names.  Especially from people that I do not know and have just made derogatory comments in regards to me.

Yet, IronBear has called me "lass" more than once.  It has never enraged me.  Hell, it has never even miffed me.  Because he has never ONCE, not ONCE, suggested that I do not know the difference between Christian mythology combined with Catholic propaganda versus the fucked up things that people do to each other.  Never has he questioned my intelligence nor my sincerity. 

Okay, this is the truth.  Demons do NOT exist, well except for VandalHeart.  Nor do any other so-called spawn of hell, except for VandalHeart.  Doom is a video game.  It was the first-person shooter game that instigated the craze and popularity for them.  You shoot CG Demons and zombies on a lunar installation of Mars.  Well, you can also use a chainsaw on them.  Anyone notice anything about the fantasy. . . fictional. . . does not really exist aspect of all of this yet?

You really all should go look at this scum's profile.  He is almost 70 years old, lives in England (and I thought that all those English men behaved like IB and RavenMuse) and his picture shows him wearing very dark sunglasses and a skully.  Oh, and he is not a sadist, but would not mind spanking a nice round female butt.

What the hell?  Who does this monkey's nut (the substance, not the object)  think he is?  What is this?  Geriatric gangsta-ness?

Dear readers, if you are unsure about what I posted or wrote or what is in my .sig line, ask me and I will polietly explain with understanding.  I will even meet you more than half-way.   But, if you continue to be obtuse, uninformed, and show no inkling of enlightenment, than the gloves come off.  If  you want to send me dick-head PM's, fine.  Make disparaging comments about what I post, whether it be my .sig line or something that I have just written, then fine.  But, and this is a big one, dear readers, do not expect me to have mercy on you.

And about the "he he he."  I tolorate giggling from Trea.  I do not tolorate it from nearly 70 year old males who claim to be Doms that think they are being cutesy by making a cut and run post.  What are you?  A seven-year-old little girl playing on mommy's computer?  Shall we have a tea party with Barbie next?  Are you going to offter to braid my hair?  Perhaps clap your hands together next because you think that you are Megod from The Cell.  Show some fisking class you scrapings from the bottem of a rotten barrel of fish!


I hope that everyone else has a lovely day!

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RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... - 8/2/2006 6:21:31 AM   
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And I would like to add that it took me over an hour to post that because CM kept screwing up.

I AM DEDICATED to you, dear readers, and to the cause of shutting up brainless-zombies-would-not-even-bother-with-them-parasitic-spores-that-prey-on the intelligence of those on these boards!

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RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... - 8/2/2006 6:29:57 AM   
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OK now I have another complaint. LaMa seems to think I am ENGLISH!

I'm a Scot, not one of those limp wristed, anal retentive, still upperlip and stiff nothing else fops .

(OK In the last 24 hours thats the Scots, the Welsh, the English.... just got the thick, potato-eating, guinness-drinking, balarney-stone-kissing paddys from Ireland to upset now and I'll have covered the entire UK.... Oooops, I just did!)


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RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... - 8/2/2006 6:32:16 AM   
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I'm so gonna get flamed for this but i'm going to say it anyway.
In my opinion and thats all it is most Doms from the U.K are just vanilla men who wish to control their woman. They havent got the first clue about being a Master and are just looking for someone to fetch their pipe and slippers. The others just want a bit of what they call kinky sex. Apologies to those U.K doms who dont fit the above - just my general finding.

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RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... - 8/2/2006 6:33:52 AM   
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not one of those limp wristed, anal retentive, still upperlip and stiff nothing else fops

Easy tiger im english.
Lol.

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RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... - 8/2/2006 6:37:51 AM   
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Thought you'd get a clue from "Stiff nothing else fops" that I was refering to the males.

Nothing wrong with a lovely little English rose


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RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... - 8/2/2006 6:41:19 AM   
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I did but these guys are the ones ive been dating for the past 20 years. Omg ive been dating for 20 years arghhhhhhh im old.

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RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... - 8/2/2006 6:42:20 AM   
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Didn't claim you where an English rose that had good taste in men dear! 

And at a mear 32 you are NOT bloody OLD!


< Message edited by RavenMuse -- 8/2/2006 6:43:17 AM >


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RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... - 8/2/2006 6:45:23 AM   
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My taste in men has always been questionable lol.
But these english fops as you call them have been all ive known - oh except for the spanish, portugese and french men i had holiday flings with lol.

 

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RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... - 8/2/2006 6:53:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: RavenMuse

OK now I have another complaint. LaMa seems to think I am ENGLISH!

I'm a Scot, not one of those limp wristed, anal retentive, still upperlip and stiff nothing else fops .

(OK In the last 24 hours thats the Scots, the Welsh, the English.... just got the thick, potato-eating, guinness-drinking, balarney-stone-kissing paddys from Ireland to upset now and I'll have covered the entire UK.... Oooops, I just did!)



Ooops!!!

I am so sorry!  I am part Scot myself.  Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea culpa.

You are still one hell of a gentleman however.

The problem is not the English.  The English are whankers and everyone knows that. 

The problem is us, the Scots.

We do not even have the decencey to be conquered by a descent empire.


BTW, my grandfather was Irish.  He was in WWII.  He landed on Normandy Beach.

On the boat, he was next to a English Lieutenant friend of his.

Before they landed, my grandfather asked his English officer friend if he would like to see some dirty pictures, before they landed at Normandy and most likely died.

His English officer friend asked him, "Do they have children or animals in them?"

To which my grandfather replied, "No, of course not."

Then his English friend said, "Then I don't want to see them, do I?"

I also want to apologize to IronBear right away, I know that he is an Aussie.  I just always think of you both as what a proper gentleman should be like.  Besides, the Queen is still on your money.

Be well.

And an apology to all my English friends on here, but I am more scared of enraging a Scot, than I am of upsetting you.

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RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... - 8/2/2006 6:54:12 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: RavenMuse

OK now I have another complaint. LaMa seems to think I am ENGLISH!

I'm a Scot, not one of those limp wristed, anal retentive, still upperlip and stiff nothing else fops .

(OK In the last 24 hours thats the Scots, the Welsh, the English.... just got the thick, potato-eating, guinness-drinking, balarney-stone-kissing paddys from Ireland to upset now and I'll have covered the entire UK.... Oooops, I just did!)



Oi!  Us thick, potato-eating etc Paddies are not from the UK so you managed to cover more than you thought lol

Oumae

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RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... - 8/2/2006 7:03:47 AM   
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Heheh Always reconed NI should be handed back to Eire anyhow.(Oooh Can you tell I was raised in a Catholic part of Glasgow or what? *g*)

Inside or outside the UK you still have great legs dear


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RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... - 8/2/2006 7:09:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche
The English are whankers and everyone knows that. 

The problem is us, the Scots.


Not their fault though dear, wanking is their only option after the Scots men have wandered across the border and taken our pick of all those lovely English roses


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RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... - 8/2/2006 7:20:32 AM   
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Hi everyone!

Hope you are having a good day and that you will stay cool in spite of the sweltering heat.  Our office has no air conditioning right now, and we are melting.  (I have some extra "squishy" so I could stand to melt some off, lol).  I am now trying to corral the rowdies and calm them down and make them realize that there are things more tragic then this particular circumstance.  They don't seem to be listening.  I will not tolerate insubordinance by my co-workers, who are under no obligation to me whatsoever.  Do they not realize that I am naturally redheaded with green eyes with a terrible temper at times and that combination alone should make them fearful of me?  *sigh*

Complaint 1 - it's hot
Complaint 2 - I am not feared

Grrrr.....  : )



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RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... - 8/2/2006 7:31:42 AM   
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ORIGINAL: RavenMuse

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche
The English are whankers and everyone knows that. 

The problem is us, the Scots.


Unfortunately the english roses round my parts arent over keen on the scots men. They think of them as tight arsed ruffians. Plus i cant understand a word they say - learn to speak English for the love of god. 

Not their fault though dear, wanking is their only option after the Scots men have wandered across the border and taken our pick of all those lovely English roses



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RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... - 8/2/2006 7:38:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation
Unfortunately the english roses round my parts arent over keen on the scots men. They think of them as tight arsed ruffians. Plus i cant understand a word they say - learn to speak English for the love of god.


Well Yorkshire has always been wierd, must be the effect of having their asses kicked by the much smaller county just over the other side of the pennines... even at cricket


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