LaMalinche
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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche I wanna complain about the nasty comment that got made to me about my .sig line. It is over in the ask a sub/slave section, under how to find a good sub/slave. It is priceless! Someone that uses a computer and does NOT know what Doom is. Fisking hilarious! I would like to retract this previous comment. I found out about the nasty comment because the cock-gobbler that made it, PM'd me about it. Appanently he thought that he was replying to a middle-aged-gun-toting-beer-bellied-male with tattoos. At least that is what he said. And he got one correct. I do in fact own guns, and am skilled in their use. What a shock it must have been, to post a dumbass, scathing response, and then check the profile of the person you are replying to. Instead of the type of person this brainiac thought that he was replying to, he got a long-haired, red-headed, female, with big eyes, staring up at him from his computer screen. Ooops! The fuck-head's first mistake. His second was adding the little cutesy "he he he" at the end of his post. But more on that inanity later. The next was him PM'ing me. Do people not realize that you should in fact engage your brain when you post. Check the profile first, and do not just try and make it all better because the type of person that you thought you were cutting to the quick is actually someone whose picture just gave you a stiffie. I mean really, folks, just how many branches on the stupid tree did you hit on the way down? But, because he had PM'd me about it I was nice. I did not post a rant about how uninformed he was. Or, how he could not handle humor, or even irony. I was nice. I was polite. I gave an explanation about the video game Doom, and I even included a link for more information. I know, I know, dear readers that it amazes you that I would be polite, kind, and nice. But, believe it or not, my tone is very different in PM's than it is on these boards. Well, until you piss me off. And then he responded. And that, dear readers, is what has prompted this. This syphallis-infected-ass-boil called my words rubbish and suggested that I am either a liar or an idiot. I am not sure which he meant to imply from his message. Nor do I really care. Then the moronic piece of snot called me "sweet little one" and "plesant little you." Great, now patronize me. That is going to make me really really happy. You sweat from a hippos left ass-cheek. And just where in my profile does it state that I want to be treated like a child or a fluff-for-brains lobotomized vegatable? Because I certainly do not remember adding that little bit in there. As a rule, I do not care for pet names. Especially from people that I do not know and have just made derogatory comments in regards to me. Yet, IronBear has called me "lass" more than once. It has never enraged me. Hell, it has never even miffed me. Because he has never ONCE, not ONCE, suggested that I do not know the difference between Christian mythology combined with Catholic propaganda versus the fucked up things that people do to each other. Never has he questioned my intelligence nor my sincerity. Okay, this is the truth. Demons do NOT exist, well except for VandalHeart. Nor do any other so-called spawn of hell, except for VandalHeart. Doom is a video game. It was the first-person shooter game that instigated the craze and popularity for them. You shoot CG Demons and zombies on a lunar installation of Mars. Well, you can also use a chainsaw on them. Anyone notice anything about the fantasy. . . fictional. . . does not really exist aspect of all of this yet? You really all should go look at this scum's profile. He is almost 70 years old, lives in England (and I thought that all those English men behaved like IB and RavenMuse) and his picture shows him wearing very dark sunglasses and a skully. Oh, and he is not a sadist, but would not mind spanking a nice round female butt. What the hell? Who does this monkey's nut (the substance, not the object) think he is? What is this? Geriatric gangsta-ness? Dear readers, if you are unsure about what I posted or wrote or what is in my .sig line, ask me and I will polietly explain with understanding. I will even meet you more than half-way. But, if you continue to be obtuse, uninformed, and show no inkling of enlightenment, than the gloves come off. If you want to send me dick-head PM's, fine. Make disparaging comments about what I post, whether it be my .sig line or something that I have just written, then fine. But, and this is a big one, dear readers, do not expect me to have mercy on you. And about the "he he he." I tolorate giggling from Trea. I do not tolorate it from nearly 70 year old males who claim to be Doms that think they are being cutesy by making a cut and run post. What are you? A seven-year-old little girl playing on mommy's computer? Shall we have a tea party with Barbie next? Are you going to offter to braid my hair? Perhaps clap your hands together next because you think that you are Megod from The Cell. Show some fisking class you scrapings from the bottem of a rotten barrel of fish! I hope that everyone else has a lovely day!
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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
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