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Sasy -> RE: Bitch, Moan and Complain! (8/2/2006 7:26:40 PM)

* sticks tongue out*

I have been to  busy to  complain about moving today and I was gonna complain I was TIRED and Tx is to  damn hot tonight anyway LOL




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Bitch, Moan and Complain! (8/2/2006 7:40:40 PM)

Why is it sooooooooooooooooooo quiet in here?????????????????????????




Daddysredhead -> RE: Bitch, Moan and Complain! (8/2/2006 7:48:50 PM)

I put some Benadryl in their warm glasses of milk before scooting them off to bed tonight...  [;)]  [:D]

~ da Momma ~




mtumwawaBwana -> RE: Bitch, Moan and Complain! (8/2/2006 7:50:41 PM)

woooo hoooooo the redhead with the perdy smile is lerking about


huggles




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Bitch, Moan and Complain! (8/2/2006 7:52:00 PM)

scoots off to bed herself...nite everyone!




mtumwawaBwana -> RE: Bitch, Moan and Complain! (8/2/2006 7:53:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Why is it sooooooooooooooooooo quiet in here?????????????????????????



throws a ten pound balloon filled with strawberry jello atcha



the squishy splatting thud is earthshattering

hehehehe




sleazybutterfly -> RE: Bitch, Moan and Complain! (8/2/2006 7:59:37 PM)

I just wanna make a small complaint.
 
My loving best friends called me tonite, told me about how they went out to eat, and were sitting at a park talking.  Then proceeded to tell me a hilarious (to them) story about what happened when they went out last week together.  I have not seen these friends since mid-May, though I live about 25 min. away.  I do not have a car and it seems I am not worth travelling to visit.  It just brightens my day so much that each time they go out, they call, let me know how much they miss me and wish I was there.  I can see that it is not the same without me, after all.. if I were there..who would they call tell about how very great it was.
 
I was assured though, how much they love me,  that we have been friends for ten years, and they are always there for me.
 
I just feel all warm and loved now.
 
Hopefully all of this came across as sarcastic as I meant it..if not, I am a slipping and that pisses me off.
 




mtumwawaBwana -> RE: Bitch, Moan and Complain! (8/2/2006 8:09:45 PM)

i wanna complain there just are not enough huggles and snuggles in the world today



runs off pouting feeling huggless and snuggless




Sasy -> RE: Bitch, Moan and Complain! (8/2/2006 8:34:42 PM)

I am about to  move 30 miles from the place I was born raised and had raised for the most part my  kids..... Seems like all my  friends are here ... A few in the new town .. I do wonder if it will be lonly ... I  think about all the good things .. more writing .. gardening .. working on some things I have been wanting toodo for awhile... but nature and pen and ink will only go so far and altho I  think I am a good conversationalist .. one would have to worry if I hae to many  conversations with myself




LaMalinche -> RE: Bitch, Moan and Complain! (8/2/2006 8:41:53 PM)

Huggles and snuggles for all. . .


Sasy, best of luck.


Slutterfly, I an sorry to hear about that.  But we still love you, and when you visit, we WILL take you out!





mistoferin -> RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... (8/2/2006 9:20:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

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ORIGINAL: RavenMuse

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin
Still waiting...lol....and btw...that would have three more words than the last email I received!!!


You got mail sweetie [:D]



RavenMuse....thank you so much...you are a dear....unfortunately though your mail led me to another complaint about mail. When I clicked over to get your mail...it put me back up on the current users which triggered more mail...and right after yours I got one that said "Yum. Hit me the fuck up"  Now I always thought I was halfway intelligent...but I can't for the life of me figure out what exactly that man is trying to say to me....Grrrrrrrr. Is he voicing his approval? or does he want me to hit him?


after taking a crash course in teenage languages including the famous Ebonics I would like to translate Erin .. what that gentleman is saying is you look good and should get in contact with him so he can taste of you ....


Thanks tamer for clarifying....but I think I'd rather just hit him...lol.




mistoferin -> RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... (8/2/2006 10:00:33 PM)

I want to complain that I am having a late night craving for a slice of real NY pizza...and the stuff they sell here in Michigan kind of looks like pizza but it tastes more like the box [:(].




LaMalinche -> RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... (8/3/2006 12:53:14 AM)

There is something that I just have to complain about.  I have kept it bottled up all day, and I am worried that if I do not get this out here for you all to read and share in my pain, it will emerge violently from my chest just like one of those evil alien chest-bursters on Aliens.  And then where will I be?  All that slime and ichor dripping on my keyboard.  This tiny head hissing at everyone.  Having Sigorney Weaver beat me up and saying to me, "You leave her alone, YOU BITCH!"  Okay, most of that last would be just fine.

Needless to say, it would probably be better for all involved if it just did not come to this.

And so, here it is.

Picture it. . . CollarMe. . . 2006. . . the Humor Forum. . .

I do not often post in there, but I do go in there and peruse and try to find random bits of amusement that I have not seen before.  Occassionally I do in fact find something.  But my favorite bits are where other posters add their own random inanities and funny responses following the same vein as the original post and/or topic.

So again, picture it. . . CollarMe. . . 2006. . . the Humor Forum. . . What not to say to a Domme. . .

Okay, there is some funny stuff there.  But what is up with the fact that every time that one of these is started, two or more self-professed Dom/mes are unable to restrain themselves from making a post that says something to the effect of. . . "That slave would be out the door." Or, "I do not tolorate that sort of behavior."  Or some other comment made to show off their oh-so-domly chest and how well they can thump it whilst doing their Tarzan yell.

Do they realize how stupid and insipid and immature they look?  My guess is no, that it is some sort of look-at-me, look-at-me, look how great I am.  You should all worship the ground that I walk on and submit to me because I have just shown that I can not follow the logical conclusion of what my comments just made. 

Let me break it down. . . perhaps one of them is reading this right now and I can offer a bit of enlightenment . . . The title is What NOT to say.  If what is not to be said is. . . oh let's see. . . "You hit like a little girl". . . and you oh-dom-of-the-domliness, say that if this behavior is put into action, you would release the sub/slave.  Well, what you have effectively said that unless their sub/slave was showing their SAMitude in a rude way, than you would severe the relationship.

Now, I am pretty sure that this is not the intent of the poster.  I could be wrong, it has been known to happen.  But in this instance, I do not think that I am.  In fact, I am positive that just the opposite was meant.

In reality, all that has happened has been a humerous thread has been hi-jacked, and we all know that only Benji has hi-jacking rights, by someone who has just shown themselves to be a jack-ass that has no sense of humor, and has no place posting in the Humor forum.  Reading in there. . . sure, they might pick up a clue. . . but posting there?  No. 

These people must be stopped.

And I am not even advocating a non-consensual stroll through an airlock, this time. 

I am advocating ruthless mocking. 

Please join in me with this. 

Thank you.





sleazybutterfly -> RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... (8/3/2006 1:55:23 AM)

I wanted to complain that VH didn't like my name for him..though I thought it was quite cute.
 
Now you are my, Coeur.




RavenMuse -> RE: Its trea Wednesday, lets have a party.... (8/3/2006 5:10:39 AM)

I have a complaint.... Informing a young lady in your possession, in graphic detail, what you plan to do with her next time shes over when you haven't seen her for the best part of a week dosn't warant being called an evil tease!

Oh maybe it was the "By the way.... permission DENIED!" that did it... OK, no complaints here then [;)]




chantrea -> Happy Thursday.. (8/3/2006 9:23:59 AM)

Ohh Master Raven, that is AWFUL!!!




SavageFaerie -> RE: Happy Thursday.. (8/3/2006 10:42:29 AM)

DRH ATTENTION   That hacker has your entire contact list...hit me, Andrea and Brat last night.  Cut into Brat and ours convo.  We have deleted your nickname and put you on ignore, till we know what we can do.  You are not being shunned.  no one accepted the file and or virus scan caught it.  But he did try to push a file though around the accept/decline.
this person said this is _____(not saying directly but it is not how you refer to your name correctly)...I know you have never indicated that is your true name.  1st hit was 1am CST.

EVERYONE ELSE: Dont not accept any file from your yahoo that says Photo(s).jpg.exe or photos.jpg.scr  I have tons of ppl on yahoo and sent a group wide msg....so BEWARE!!!!!!
Uncheck remember memberID and password uncheck auto login. And change your passwords.




chantrea -> RE: Happy Thursday.. (8/3/2006 10:46:02 AM)

ummm should trea be worried?





SavageFaerie -> RE: Happy Thursday.. (8/3/2006 10:53:10 AM)

That being said..I have a complaint today.  I will NEVER be a domestic SLAVE. I am chained to my Angeling today..bitch. LOL I was pumishing the toilet You know the get the ring out wear out your poor hands scrubbing....I am wearing overall shorts( I am a Texas country gal afterall) , my 200 dollar cell phone was in the top pocket...I leaned over and YES splash!!!!!!!!!!!!.   Immediatly turned if off, RAN outside shook it off dried it off and put it in the hot Texas sun to do a good fast dry.

MY fucking phone still works........Thank you GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cant stick around long...Angel is going to figure out Im not still chained to the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!


APPLICATIONS are seriously being condsidered by me at this time for a real houseboy or house girl.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  EMAIL ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!




SavageFaerie -> RE: Happy Thursday.. (8/3/2006 10:58:36 AM)

I know he has DRH's contact list......I am unsure who elses they have....but you are on my yahoo. So yes I would change your password on yahoo and do not accept any files period via yahoo msg.  if a person tires.....shut the window....remove that person name, place in you ignore list and  send a group wide msg to all you yahoo contacts.

I might come down to having to change your entire yahoo account and save you contact list to a file to move it to...not totally sure.....could use a real computer GEEK here right now




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