LaMalinche
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There is something that I just have to complain about. I have kept it bottled up all day, and I am worried that if I do not get this out here for you all to read and share in my pain, it will emerge violently from my chest just like one of those evil alien chest-bursters on Aliens. And then where will I be? All that slime and ichor dripping on my keyboard. This tiny head hissing at everyone. Having Sigorney Weaver beat me up and saying to me, "You leave her alone, YOU BITCH!" Okay, most of that last would be just fine.
Needless to say, it would probably be better for all involved if it just did not come to this.
And so, here it is.
Picture it. . . CollarMe. . . 2006. . . the Humor Forum. . .
I do not often post in there, but I do go in there and peruse and try to find random bits of amusement that I have not seen before. Occassionally I do in fact find something. But my favorite bits are where other posters add their own random inanities and funny responses following the same vein as the original post and/or topic.
So again, picture it. . . CollarMe. . . 2006. . . the Humor Forum. . . What not to say to a Domme. . .
Okay, there is some funny stuff there. But what is up with the fact that every time that one of these is started, two or more self-professed Dom/mes are unable to restrain themselves from making a post that says something to the effect of. . . "That slave would be out the door." Or, "I do not tolorate that sort of behavior." Or some other comment made to show off their oh-so-domly chest and how well they can thump it whilst doing their Tarzan yell.
Do they realize how stupid and insipid and immature they look? My guess is no, that it is some sort of look-at-me, look-at-me, look how great I am. You should all worship the ground that I walk on and submit to me because I have just shown that I can not follow the logical conclusion of what my comments just made.
Let me break it down. . . perhaps one of them is reading this right now and I can offer a bit of enlightenment . . . The title is What NOT to say. If what is not to be said is. . . oh let's see. . . "You hit like a little girl". . . and you oh-dom-of-the-domliness, say that if this behavior is put into action, you would release the sub/slave. Well, what you have effectively said that unless their sub/slave was showing their SAMitude in a rude way, than you would severe the relationship.
Now, I am pretty sure that this is not the intent of the poster. I could be wrong, it has been known to happen. But in this instance, I do not think that I am. In fact, I am positive that just the opposite was meant.
In reality, all that has happened has been a humerous thread has been hi-jacked, and we all know that only Benji has hi-jacking rights, by someone who has just shown themselves to be a jack-ass that has no sense of humor, and has no place posting in the Humor forum. Reading in there. . . sure, they might pick up a clue. . . but posting there? No.
These people must be stopped.
And I am not even advocating a non-consensual stroll through an airlock, this time.
I am advocating ruthless mocking.
Please join in me with this.
Thank you.
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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
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