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SolomonKane -> You might be a redneck master (7/27/2010 11:25:08 AM)
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If the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks and grease stains, you just might be a redneck master.
If your idea of fetish gear is camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt, and baseball cap, you just might be a redneck master.
If the only submissive you play with is also your wife, your sister, and your aunt, you just might be a redneck master.
If you need to move carburetors and dead batteries to get at the St. Andrew's cross, you just might be a redneck master.
If you keep your crops in a rack on the rear window of the cab in your pick-up truck, you might just be a redneck master.
If your cane doubles as your CB antennae, you just might be a redneck master.
If your submissive sleeps outside in a cage and your hunting dogs share your bed, you just might be a redneck master.
If you repair your leather with duct tape, you might just be a redneck master.
If your idea of a quality leather shop is BillyJoeBob's Beer and Bait, you just might be a redneck master.
If you have ever had to take the deer you were dressing off the hook in order to restrain your slave, you just might be a redneck master.
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