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Expert? - 4/18/2006 6:40:53 PM   
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Does anyone else here find it a little amusing when someone lists himself an expert at "getting massages"?

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RE: Expert? - 4/18/2006 6:48:18 PM   
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Does anyone else here find it a little amusing when someone lists himself an expert at "getting massages"?


No.

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RE: Expert? - 4/18/2006 6:53:36 PM   
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I listed myself as an expert at walking ;)

I think I am fairly well qualified!  Someone even took the time once to send a PM to bust my balls about it ;)  (how sweet)

I am still unsure why "coffee shops" are listed under "adventure"

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RE: Expert? - 4/18/2006 6:55:40 PM   
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I listed myself as an expert at walking ;)

I think I am fairly well qualified!  Someone even took the time once to send a PM to bust my balls about it ;)  (how sweet)

I am still unsure why "coffee shops" are listed under "adventure"

fergus


LOL about coffee shops.... me neither, it strikes me as odd. Must be some baaaaaad coffee.
 
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RE: Expert? - 4/18/2006 7:08:48 PM   
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Well here in Buffalo we have a coffee house tradition, our coffee houses are a great place to eat it also is a community center arts center  etc., 
Plus here in downtown club district people meet in cofee houses and people pass the word around what bands and events are gonna be happening tonight. 
Its an entire culture that is hard to describe, our coffee houses have a soul of some sort.


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RE: Expert? - 4/18/2006 7:46:44 PM   
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Perhaps he is a Master Telepath??????

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RE: Expert? - 4/18/2006 8:28:13 PM   
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Hell no, I'm an expert at getting them myself.

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RE: Expert? - 4/18/2006 9:11:52 PM   
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I am still unsure why "coffee shops" are listed under "adventure"

fergus


Then you've obviously never visited the coffee house that I used to manage.  Every day was an adventure at that place.  There was always something new.  It was usually good (like the Nag Champa incense Zen garden that Bland and I created in the little concrete enclosed "garden" outside on one of my smoke breaks), but sometimes it was creepy (being followed to my car after I got of work at three in the morning... we closed at two; or the guy masturbating under the table in the couch area, while I had to call the police to get him to stop.  Ever seen a cop walk into a business strapping on rubber gloves and looking like he hates his life?  I have.)  The place is under new ownership now, and it's just not nearly as fun.

Edited because I can't spell tonight.  EiEi... oh.

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RE: Expert? - 4/19/2006 12:07:23 AM   
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There are a few questions that are not readily answerable depending on orientation, expereince, persuasion and other factors.

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RE: Expert? - 4/19/2006 12:14:29 AM   
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quote:

Does anyone else here find it a little amusing when someone lists himself an expert at "getting massages

Do you always ask biased questions?
Im a Herself and a expert at "getting massages"
you ready to expand My expertease ?

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