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LanceHughes -> RE: I hate people. (8/3/2010 10:09:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: realwhiteknight
It's sooo pretty! And I the OPPOSITE of HATE IT!

google is your friend.....

This appears to be one-off and not for sale.  There are plenty of "collectibles" in the $200-500 range.

Some are in mass-production.  Two types - squares of wood 2" x 2" held together to make a fabric (if you will) for the purse.  2nd type - slats of wood running horizontally - again, sort of a fabric for purse.

I'd suggest you get started and carve your own out of that log.  Much more practical, and I'd leave the bark on it, y'know?  That bark idea seems to be NOT available.  Maybe you could do a line of purses with bark.  Hook up with a designer for a runway show with "logger-inspired" clothes.  Flannel shirts, twisted and tied at bottom.  Tight-tight jeans.  Stillettos (of course) and log purses/bags.  HOT!  Traditional wedding dress at end? - - - an adrogynus couple!  Both in 14 hole logger
boots.... Veil on one of pine boughs - actually wispy material with pine bough printing.  About 6 layers so gives appearance of boughs.... Okay, she gets stilletos, not boots.

Lance: you are BABBLING and so far off topic I'll Mod-slap you myself.  HUH?  A dazed Lance goes to bed.....




realwhiteknight -> RE: I hate people. (8/3/2010 10:20:24 PM)

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realwhiteknight -> RE: I hate people. (8/3/2010 10:22:21 PM)


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RaptorJesus is my savior.



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Yes!!!! He's mine too! Oh no wait, I forgot, I don't believe in god.


Seems like an odd thing to forget.

I have momentary lapses. Most frequently when I'm confronted with a vicious predator who went extinct 65 million years ago and now talks to me on the computer. Things like that, make me forget other things.
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You may be insane.Holding a block of wood and talking to a vicious predator who went extinct 65 millions years ago.Sounds like nuts to me



[:D][:D][:D][:D] Insane? Most likely. Any more insane than raptorjesuses or David Lynch or anteaters Doms who hate people? Unsure.[sm=biggrin.gif]





Chrisincuffs -> RE: I hate people. (8/3/2010 10:26:52 PM)

quote:

google is your friend.....

This appears to be one-off and not for sale. There are plenty of "collectibles" in the $200-500 range.

Some are in mass-production. Two types - squares of wood 2" x 2" held together to make a fabric (if you will) for the purse. 2nd type - slats of wood running horizontally - again, sort of a fabric for purse.

I'd suggest you get started and carve your own out of that log. Much more practical, and I'd leave the bark on it, y'know? That bark idea seems to be NOT available. Maybe you could do a line of purses with bark. Hook up with a designer for a runway show with "logger-inspired" clothes. Flannel shirts, twisted and tied at bottom. Tight-tight jeans. Stillettos (of course) and log purses/bags. HOT! Traditional wedding dress at end? - - - an adrogynus couple! Both in 14 hole logger
boots.... Veil on one of pine boughs - actually wispy material with pine bough printing. About 6 layers so gives appearance of boughs.... Okay, she gets stilletos, not boots.

Lance: you are BABBLING and so far off topic I'll Mod-slap you myself. HUH? A dazed Lance goes to bed.....


Off topic maybe, but you never know you could be on to a new trend here




TheRaptorJesus -> RE: I hate people. (8/3/2010 10:32:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: etFilii

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ORIGINAL: realwhiteknight


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ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus


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ORIGINAL: realwhiteknight


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ORIGINAL: etFilii

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ORIGINAL: realwhiteknight

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ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

I hate anteaters.

That's all. I could be cranky, but I doubt it.


I hate anteaters and raptors. All forms of them: dinosaur raptors, bird raptors, jesus raptors, etc. etc. No offense.


Edited to not inadvertently hurt anyone's feelings.
RaptorJesus is my savior.



Yes!!!! He's mine too! Oh no wait, I forgot, I don't believe in god.


Seems like an odd thing to forget.

I have momentary lapses. Most frequently when I'm confronted with a vicious predator who went extinct 65 million years ago and now talks to me on the computer. Things like that, make me forget other things.
You may be insane.Holding a block of wood and talking to a vicious predator who went extinct 65 millions years ago.Sounds like nuts to me



I went extinct for your sins, cunto!




LanceHughes -> RE: I hate people. (8/3/2010 10:36:12 PM)

This was $75 on etsy.com and sold almost immeadiately:

[image]http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.43936938.jpg[/image]




Chrisincuffs -> RE: I hate people. (8/3/2010 10:40:06 PM)

Do you think the buyer get's the compliment "Holy shit! that's an awesome log purse!" or "wow! love the wood you're sportin!"





realwhiteknight -> RE: I hate people. (8/3/2010 10:44:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

quote:

ORIGINAL: realwhiteknight
It's sooo pretty! And I the OPPOSITE of HATE IT!

google is your friend.....

This appears to be one-off and not for sale.  There are plenty of "collectibles" in the $200-500 range.

Some are in mass-production.  Two types - squares of wood 2" x 2" held together to make a fabric (if you will) for the purse.  2nd type - slats of wood running horizontally - again, sort of a fabric for purse.

I'd suggest you get started and carve your own out of that log.  Much more practical, and I'd leave the bark on it, y'know?  That bark idea seems to be NOT available.  Maybe you could do a line of purses with bark.  Hook up with a designer for a runway show with "logger-inspired" clothes.  Flannel shirts, twisted and tied at bottom.  Tight-tight jeans.  Stillettos (of course) and log purses/bags.  HOT!  Traditional wedding dress at end? - - - an adrogynus couple!  Both in 14 hole logger
boots.... Veil on one of pine boughs - actually wispy material with pine bough printing.  About 6 layers so gives appearance of boughs.... Okay, she gets stilletos, not boots.

Lance: you are BABBLING and so far off topic I'll Mod-slap you myself.  HUH?  A dazed Lance goes to bed.....


yeah a wood-slat purse sounds nice, like a weaved bag...I imagine the cute klinky sounds it would make as you walked or you put it down...[:)]

Haha you're on a creative kick! I'm high on those like 10 times a day! Heh

I must however, again warn you all: The Log is SACRED. It's not for beating people, carving purses or accessorization. It knows secrets, and speaks only to me. Sometimes though, it has something to say to Detective Dale Cooper though. I keep it close by my side at all times.

Also. The owls are not what they seem. I hate them too

[:D]


[:D]




realwhiteknight -> RE: I hate people. (8/3/2010 10:55:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

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ORIGINAL: etFilii

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ORIGINAL: realwhiteknight


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ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus


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ORIGINAL: realwhiteknight


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ORIGINAL: etFilii

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ORIGINAL: realwhiteknight

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ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

I hate anteaters.

That's all. I could be cranky, but I doubt it.


I hate anteaters and raptors. All forms of them: dinosaur raptors, bird raptors, jesus raptors, etc. etc. No offense.


Edited to not inadvertently hurt anyone's feelings.
RaptorJesus is my savior.



Yes!!!! He's mine too! Oh no wait, I forgot, I don't believe in god.


Seems like an odd thing to forget.

I have momentary lapses. Most frequently when I'm confronted with a vicious predator who went extinct 65 million years ago and now talks to me on the computer. Things like that, make me forget other things.
You may be insane.Holding a block of wood and talking to a vicious predator who went extinct 65 millions years ago.Sounds like nuts to me



I went extinct for your sins, cunto!



Will you be resurrected on the 65millionth day, ascend into Jurassic Park and sit at the right hand of Jeff Goldbloom?




TheRaptorJesus -> RE: I hate people. (8/3/2010 10:57:02 PM)

I'm already here. And no, I won't sit by that jew, as charming as he is. I'm here to spread the word, gain followers, and eviscerate any heretics. 




realwhiteknight -> RE: I hate people. (8/3/2010 10:59:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

This was $75 on etsy.com and sold almost immeadiately:

[image]http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.43936938.jpg[/image]



aahhhh ETSY!!!! *sigh*

I've seen a new trend in furniture too years back.. carved treetrunk tables etc..branches reaching out....mmm something about that is very, very beautiful...a mix of natural forms and sleek domestic comforts...sort of like having nice plants in your living room, but real wood is always so gorgeous..




realwhiteknight -> RE: I hate people. (8/3/2010 11:03:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Chrisincuffs

Do you think the buyer get's the compliment "Holy shit! that's an awesome log purse!" or "wow! love the wood you're sportin!"




teeheehee It's a new trend! It could become the designer's advertising catch phrase.




Chrisincuffs -> RE: I hate people. (8/3/2010 11:06:09 PM)

Lesportsac starts designing LesportWOOD hahahahaha




realwhiteknight -> RE: I hate people. (8/3/2010 11:23:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

I'm already here. And no, I won't sit by that jew, as charming as he is. I'm here to spread the word, gain followers, and eviscerate any heretics. 


AWESOME. Jeff Goldblum is sooooo goddamned charming and TALL, that he can be my savior even if he is a bit funny-looking. Aren't all Jews heretics by your standards, even if you're a Jew?Oh wait but are you a Jew or are you a raptor? It's so very, very confusing.

*Anyway* if that means you are going to eviscerate Jeff, then I *may* just have to call upon the forces of Lucifer to battle you and protect him. There shalll be NO eviscerating of Jeff Goldblum! !!!






realwhiteknight -> RE: I hate people. (8/3/2010 11:28:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Chrisincuffs

Lesportsac starts designing LesportWOOD hahahahaha



teeheehee good one!

Log clogs?




etFilii -> RE: I hate people. (8/4/2010 2:49:37 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: realwhiteknight


quote:

RaptorJesus is my savior.



quote:


Yes!!!! He's mine too! Oh no wait, I forgot, I don't believe in god.


Seems like an odd thing to forget.

I have momentary lapses. Most frequently when I'm confronted with a vicious predator who went extinct 65 million years ago and now talks to me on the computer. Things like that, make me forget other things.
quote:

You may be insane.Holding a block of wood and talking to a vicious predator who went extinct 65 millions years ago.Sounds like nuts to me



[:D][:D][:D][:D] Insane? Most likely. Any more insane than raptorjesuses or David Lynch or anteaters Doms who hate people? Unsure.[sm=biggrin.gif]


WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST DAVID LYNCH?




realwhiteknight -> RE: I hate people. (8/4/2010 3:34:31 AM)

no no see, insanity is a *good* thing.

You DO realize don't you, that my avatar is that of the Log Lady from Twin Peaks?




Jeffff -> RE: I hate people. (8/4/2010 5:00:43 AM)


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ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

I'm already here. And no, I won't sit by that jew, as charming as he is. I'm here to spread the word, gain followers, and eviscerate any heretics. 



Kudos on the use of eviscerate.




realwhiteknight -> RE: I hate people. (8/4/2010 5:06:01 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff


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ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

I'm already here. And no, I won't sit by that jew, as charming as he is. I'm here to spread the word, gain followers, and eviscerate any heretics. 



Kudos on the use of eviscerate.


As long as it's the use of eviscerate and not the use of evisceration. That would be bad.

Especially if it involves Jeff Goldblum.




LaTigresse -> RE: I hate people. (8/4/2010 8:33:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: realwhiteknight


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ORIGINAL: Chrisincuffs

Do you think the buyer get's the compliment "Holy shit! that's an awesome log purse!" or "wow! love the wood you're sportin!"




teeheehee It's a new trend! It could become the designer's advertising catch phrase.


Wooden handbags.....

http://www.timmywoods.com/

my fav

http://www.timmywoods.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=46&products_id=487




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