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poise -> RaptorJesus Worship Services (8/4/2010 9:46:38 AM)

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TheRaptorJesus -> RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services (8/5/2010 11:19:21 PM)

This is very brilliant, very brilliant indeed.

What is true submissions you ask? True submission is going extinct for the sins of the world. That's why I'm listed as a submissive. I am the lamb of God. A lamb in raptor-clothes disguise essentially.

Well, a lamb with talons used to occasionally eviscerate lambs and devour their innards.

Mmm.... lamb.



DarlingSavage -> RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services (8/5/2010 11:33:41 PM)

I will be attending services:




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poise -> RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services (8/5/2010 11:38:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus
I am the lamb of God.

So I can call you lambchopraptorjesuswiththeterrifyinglytantalizingtalons?[sm=hearts.gif]



favesclava -> RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services (8/6/2010 8:25:13 AM)

i might have stayed a christian.
kneeling was the only thing i liked about church



TheRaptorJesus -> RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services (8/6/2010 8:28:55 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus
I am the lamb of God.

So I can call you lambchopraptorjesuswiththeterrifyinglytantalizingtalons?[sm=hearts.gif]


You may call me whatever you'd like, little lady.

I'd prefer you add Overlord before it, but that's nitpicking.

Those talons ARE tantalizing though :D 



realwhiteknight -> RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services (8/7/2010 10:35:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

This is very brilliant, very brilliant indeed.

What is true submissions you ask? True submission is going extinct for the sins of the world. That's why I'm listed as a submissive. I am the lamb of God. A lamb in raptor-clothes disguise essentially.

Well, a lamb with talons used to occasionally eviscerate lambs and devour their innards.

Mmm.... lamb.



Oh raptorJesus, you are such a walking contradiction. And so scaley.

And toothy.

Also, I think I love you.



TheRaptorJesus -> RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services (8/7/2010 2:58:47 PM)

Thank you. Love is what fuels me.

Love and the flesh of heretics.



etFilii -> RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services (8/9/2010 1:07:52 PM)

I love you



poise -> RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services (8/18/2010 7:22:21 PM)

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Chrisincuffs -> RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services (8/18/2010 7:50:48 PM)

I like that one! Very emotional there....makes me feel spiritual [sm=angel.gif]



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