theroebabe
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A teacher asks her class "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."
Then little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three
women sitting at a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the
sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top
and sucking the cone, The third is biting off the top of the ice
cream.
Which one is married?".
The teacher, blushing a great deal, repliets, "Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbling down the top and sucking the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on..... but I
like your thinking."
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Roe
People always ask me why I do these things . . .
It's because I can!
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