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Aileen1968 -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 7:42:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: domiguy


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ORIGINAL: ShoreBound149

Everyone on the North side is either gay or a Cubs fan.,,,,,or both.

I'm in homo detox.



The dude on the train going to a gig to become Britney Spears was kind of a trip.

How does one go through homo detox? I wouldn't be surprised if you just bought tickets to Wrestle Mania or some local Jersey Body Building competition. You are now a fashionista!!!

DC would have loved it. Hell, I loved it.


Heh. He wrestled a guy at the Jersey airport and held him in a choke hold until cops showed up.
The guy punched his girlfriend in the face.



Aileen1968 -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 7:44:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I totally loved it. I can't believe I never dragged my southside ass up there before.

I will go again and again!

Where else can you hear, " Now stick your finger up your ass" while watching twister?

Not to mention paying a guy $20.00 to have your picture taken with his balls on your head!



Hahahaha.
We never did have a steak dinner or Lollapalooza.
Next time.



Jeffff -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 7:44:19 PM)

Sure... he just wanted to hold him close!



domiguy -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 7:48:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Okay, from the other thread I am getting that Domi is a cocktail waitress at a gay bar?

[:o] I obviously missed one HELL of a good time.



I'm afraid I don't work out enough to be a cocktail waitress at a gay bar.

Although Shore did tell one bartender that she looked like she might be from Jersey. She was pissed.
Apparently no one wants to be associated with that shit hole.


I think my impending date with the large girl is the first step in my imminent slide out of heterosexualism.
Big girls have long been considered to be the gateway drug to experimenting with cock.



LanceHughes -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 7:48:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff
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ORIGINAL: ShoreBound149

Everyone on the North side is either gay or a Cubs fan.,,,,,or both.

I'm in homo detox.

Next year we need Lat... and DC!


Lance is born-n'-raised on the North side, is gay AND a Cub fan and doesn't get a mention of being "on next year's invite list" because?????



LadyHibiscus -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 7:49:14 PM)

I am sad that you didn't get a bunch of tips to cover the outrageous drink costs at the bar.

Bring along cupcakes on your date, fat chicks love them!!



domiguy -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 7:51:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Bobanna

OK... well here is where we get serious.  Does the Red Speedo fit and do you wear them often? 


Hardly. It would be like sticking a cucumber inside of a tomato.



Jeffff -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 7:51:49 PM)

Aileen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wheres the pic?



LanceHughes -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 7:53:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff
I can't believe I paid 20 bucks to have a guy rest his balls on my head.

Should he have paid me?

I'll rest mine on your head for 10 bucks.  Hell, I might just pay you..... but only if there's photos included.

I'll wager mine are bigger than his...... Oh!  I've got it! A contest - left and right w/ pictures so CM members can vote!  I'll bet Jeffffffffffffffff double-or-nuthin'



Jeffff -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 7:55:40 PM)

There was some discussion of me blowing him.

I was of the opinion that he should pay me for that.

But I am new to the whole gay thing.

Also, I don't think I am buff enough to be properly gay.



domiguy -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 7:58:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff
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ORIGINAL: ShoreBound149

Everyone on the North side is either gay or a Cubs fan.,,,,,or both.

I'm in homo detox.

Next year we need Lat... and DC!


Lance is born-n'-raised on the North side, is gay AND a Cub fan and doesn't get a mention of being "on next year's invite list" because?????



Next year we will do it up right. Cubs and queers. There is no better bang for the buck on a Saturday.

Need to pace ourselves a little better. Shore went into a homo frenzy and was pooped out by nine.

Laurel caved even earlier. I was the last man standing, on all fours.



Jeffff -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 8:02:21 PM)

And this weekend did not help cure Laurell of her boy on boy fantasy either.

DG did show me a great new girly drink. Capt. Morgan and tonic.... tastes like CREAM soda


When in Rome.......



LanceHughes -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 8:08:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
<snipped> I was the last man standing, on all fours.

Just in the right position to enjoy ....... ahem..... the true Northside experience.

I assure you, I'd be last standing.  Especially since I'm on strict NO alcohol (due to medications.)  I'd love to accomodate popping that cherry, especially since each time you rag my Cubs, I think "Fuck you, DG."  Maybe you'll learn to like it (and the Cubs.)  ROTF, LMAO!



Jeffff -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 8:12:11 PM)

DG IS a cubs fan.... and yet, claims not to be a homo?


Is such a thing even possible?


I am the White Sox fan............ let's take a moment and check the standings...........



LadyHibiscus -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 8:13:22 PM)

I think Jefffff has all the proper accoutrements for gayness.



poise -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 8:14:02 PM)

[image]http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv215/ice_0/thkumbaya-vi.gif[/image]

I see a " 2 balls on the head is better than 1 in the bush" thread coming soon....with pictures please please please!![:D]



Jeffff -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 8:15:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I think Jefffff has all the proper accoutrements for gayness.


I am not buff... and I have no ass to speak of........


Poor Jeffff



LadyHibiscus -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 8:19:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I think Jefffff has all the proper accoutrements for gayness.


I am not buff... and I have no ass to speak of........


Poor Jeffff


Jeff. Sweetie. Look down, mmmkay?



Jeffff -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 8:28:33 PM)

Laurell is back in Omaha...


Poor Laurell....... Poor Omaha....



LadyHibiscus -> RE: I met them and.... (8/8/2010 8:30:16 PM)

Poor Jefff!!!



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