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Jeffff -> RE: Ways To Make Life More Exciting (8/13/2010 12:57:29 PM)

Start banging your neighbors wife.

That should liven things up a bit.



Daddysredhead -> RE: Ways To Make Life More Exciting (8/13/2010 5:01:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

I can think of a myriad of others things far more stimulating than seeing young men get hurt during football without protective head gear.


That would be called rugby.



pogo4pres -> RE: Ways To Make Life More Exciting (8/13/2010 5:18:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

How about..........take ALL the far right and far left........tie their tails together, give them all tens units and hang them over the clothes line.[:D]

Then sell tickets!





Sorry I am much more of a "Violet Wand" kind of guy, tens units are too scary for moi.


Electrically, nay Shockingly,
Some Knucklehead in NJ




cuckoldmepls -> RE: Ways To Make Life More Exciting (8/13/2010 7:59:35 PM)

Son of a gun people, I guess this is where the term idle chit chat came from. Next Idea.

Make all streets one way. Not only will it be a challenge to get to your intended destination (people may actually have to use their brains instead of talking on the phone), it will also result in the occasional senior citizen driving the wrong way down a one way street which is always exciting.



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Ways To Make Life More Exciting (8/14/2010 8:14:14 PM)

All new cars installed with a drivers side ejection seat tied into the horn. 3 honks within 30 days and your're outta there.



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Ways To Make Life More Exciting (8/15/2010 7:54:37 AM)

Every 1,000th Walmart customer at each store gets depants or dedressed after checkout. This way they don't have to go home, find another pair of pants, then come back again with the same customers laughing at them.

For those people who don't wear a bra and panties, your picture is taken as you are running out the store for the people of walmart site.



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Ways To Make Life More Exciting (8/16/2010 8:48:23 AM)

Bring back the wild west. No more concealed weapons laws, everyone over 21 can carry revolvers out in the open. If you have a dispute with someone, duel it out right there. After you kill three people though, you have to wear a red holster, and you can only gunfight other red holsters willingly. If a non red holster challenges a red holster and wins, he automatically becomes a red holster. This will save 2 lives.

You'll notice I put a lot of thought into these such as making the legal age 21. 18 year olds simply are too impulsive and not rational enough to make good decisions. The children are our future you know.





VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ways To Make Life More Exciting (8/16/2010 8:51:27 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

I can think of a myriad of others things far more stimulating than seeing young men get hurt during football without protective head gear.


That would be called rugby.

Which is, let's make this clear, very sexy.



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Ways To Make Life More Exciting (8/17/2010 8:20:56 AM)

If you own a mobile home, wait till your spouse goes to work one day, then have it moved out of town before they get home. See how long it takes them to find you.

If you own a home, wait till your kid goes off to college, sell your home and move out of town, then see how long it takes them to find you.



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Ways To Make Life More Exciting (8/18/2010 9:20:47 AM)

Legalize paintball guns outside. Make it legal to ambush all foreign cars. This should permanently make the big 3 the "big 3" again.

It will also help the car wash industry, not to mention provide a pressure release valve for gamers who might otherwise use their brainwashed killing urges to take out it on their classmates for real.



thornhappy -> RE: Ways To Make Life More Exciting (8/18/2010 3:29:45 PM)

This was amazing timely, considering the articles about the long-term effects of concussions mimicking ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease).
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ORIGINAL: cuckoldmepls

No real football helmets for Junior High and High School football players. Leather helmets only like they used to use. They are going to pull those teeth out someday anyway, and this way we won't have guys who think they are God's gift to woman. Outlaw braces too.



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Ways To Make Life More Exciting (8/20/2010 8:42:05 AM)

Legalize blackmail. If you aren't doing anything wrong, then you have nothing to worry about:)

Let's be practical about this though, and put a limit on it, oh say 10% of someone's paycheck for a year. Let's even create a website where people can post their clandestine home made porn movies when they don't pay up. A word of advice, be sure you pay by check so you can prove you paid them.

I have a feeling there would be 50% less adultery, and 50% less sexually transmitted diseases out there.





cuckoldmepls -> RE: Ways To Make Life More Exciting (8/20/2010 8:43:42 AM)

There could be 50% more murders too, but hey, if you play with the devil, you may get burned.



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