New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset

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quieterone -> New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/12/2010 12:59:35 PM)
Hello world, I am Joe and i am new here :) This is my 2nd introduction so sorry to bore those who saw something similat to this a few weeks ago. I am not sure if what i want is possible, would interest anybody or is even too wierd ! So, here goes :) I have long wanted to be a puppy dog for a lady owner. I would like to be a loyal friend and companion. Going on walks in the forest , chasing toys, and doing all the good and bad things puppys do. I would be very excited when guests come round and protective when necessary I love having my tummy tickled I am a closet exebitionist but once naked i feel i can pull it off If anybody is interested in taking care of me please do get in touch. If i am going a bit mad .... still get in toch and tell me where i am going right or wrong Looking foreward to hearing your views Joe

quieterone -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/12/2010 1:05:34 PM)
P.s. is my profile pic a bit toooooo, revieling ? or enough to be interesting ..... or get me banned ?

EbonyWood -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/12/2010 1:09:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: quieterone P.s. is my profile pic a bit toooooo, revieling ? or enough to be interesting ..... or get me banned ? Did you mean reveal or revile? Because at this point, it's a close call.

quieterone -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/12/2010 1:15:39 PM)
I see where you are coming from ... As a talking point, so far its doing its job :) but nobody close yet ... Fingers crossed , its still early

BoiJen -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/12/2010 1:20:20 PM)
Woof!

quieterone -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/12/2010 1:21:21 PM)
Woof Woof ... Where is my ball ?

BoiJen -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/12/2010 1:23:16 PM)
I dunno dude lol...

dreamofthemoon -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/12/2010 6:12:52 PM)
Hi, Joe, and welcome! Good luck in your search. [:)]

BentUnit -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/12/2010 7:18:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: quieterone Woof Woof ... Where is my ball ? Must...resist.....making......testicle ...jokes.......ARRRHHHHHH! Welcome to the site!

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/13/2010 1:36:35 AM)
[sm=welcome.gif] Just a word of advice, being over eager even as a "puppy" is not a good thing, you may get your nose swatted. [;)] Relax, have fun, and most of all get all the info you can, forums are a great place to start.

OohAahMrs -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/13/2010 2:52:28 AM)
Hey Joe, it's a dog's life, be careful out there.

quieterone -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/13/2010 9:28:18 AM)
If only i were a puppy, i could likely find and lick my balls, no that would certainly be a party piece to show !

EbonyWood -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/13/2010 9:31:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: quieterone If only i were a puppy, i could likely find and lick my balls, no that would certainly be a party piece to show ! Or maybe your Owner may take you to the vet. Snip, snip.

quieterone -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/13/2010 10:19:51 AM)
Ouch ! I am brginning to worry where this could all end up ! Might not be too much fun after all that :(

hlen5 -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/13/2010 10:25:25 AM)
Welcome to CM! Go fetch!![;)]

quieterone -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/13/2010 1:15:45 PM)
Thanks evrybody for your warm welcome :) Seems that most people are in U.S.A. though should i mention i am in Dorset U.K. ?

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/13/2010 3:11:29 PM)
It's got nothing to do with where you're from, it's the people who hang out on the boards who answer, and they're from everywhere. Yes, even the U.S. and Canada. Who'da thunk? [&:]

LadyConstanze -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/13/2010 3:40:35 PM)
Sorry, had another applicant and filled the position Good luck in your search though ;)

sirsholly -> RE: New Puppy Looking for Lady Owner in Dorset (8/14/2010 5:37:40 AM)
quote: If only i were a puppy, i could likely find and lick my balls you can't find your balls as a human? [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/welcomwagon.gif[/image]

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