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I just had - - 8/12/2010 11:32:47 PM   
MistressLavinia


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A friggin bug fly in my ear!!!!!!!!! 

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RE: I just had - - 8/12/2010 11:33:41 PM   
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... a bubble bath.

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RE: I just had - - 8/12/2010 11:37:40 PM   
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... to tell my roommate (not slave) that I would prefer cereal in the apartment over Ice Cream.

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RE: I just had - - 8/12/2010 11:41:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MistressLavinia

A friggin bug fly in my ear!!!!!!!!! 


Here Petal!

Stand still and I gently remove it!

You're so funny when you get in a panic.

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RE: I just had - - 8/13/2010 1:12:11 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BentUnit

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressLavinia

A friggin bug fly in my ear!!!!!!!!! 


Here Petal!

Stand still and I gently remove it!

You're so funny when you get in a panic.



If you gently removed it, what about the gangly legs that got stuck! omfg that was horrid!
But thanks for making me laugh while in my frenzied state.

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RE: I just had - - 8/13/2010 1:17:52 AM   
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Now I insist that you come sit on my lap and snuggle in my ample boobage.

You've had a nasty shock.

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RE: I just had - - 8/13/2010 1:25:02 AM   
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Now I insist that you come sit on my lap and snuggle in my ample boobage.

You've had a nasty shock.



I just had an orgasm - I think.

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RE: I just had - - 8/13/2010 1:30:19 AM   
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So, I take it it was pretty large.
Are we talking gnat or dragonfly ? I want the details, please.

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RE: I just had - - 8/13/2010 1:30:46 AM   
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Well, that would explain the spreading warmth in my lap!

Nice! (and I sincerely mean that!)

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RE: I just had - - 8/13/2010 1:49:09 AM   
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So, I take it it was pretty large.
Are we talking gnat or dragonfly ? I want the details, please.



Okay now I don't wanna sound like a wuss, cause I am def not. But this friggin thing swooped its way in, and I think when I went to grab my ear, I must have smashed it totally in, If I had to say what family of insect it was, Id go with gnat. So no not really large but large enough to make me flip the frig out. It seemed large going in, but I can only presume it was a gnat, it flew, and I had seen it moseying around earlier in the evening.
Are these details sufficient enough and are you an Entomologist. And at this very moment I just had a total fall on the fucking floor laughing fit. Im beyond exhausted.

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RE: I just had - - 8/13/2010 4:37:06 AM   
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A friggin bug fly in my ear!!!!!!!!! 
gee...hopefully it wasn't pregnant.

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RE: I just had - - 8/13/2010 5:07:58 AM   
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...and looking for a new home for babies....

Holly told me to say it

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RE: I just had - - 8/13/2010 5:19:25 AM   
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...and looking for a new home for babies....

Holly told me to say it


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RE: I just had - - 8/13/2010 5:22:07 AM   
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I just had one of those freshly-cut hair moments:  running the brush through my hair and finding the brush runs out of hair long before I expected it to.

Maybe in a few weeks I'll get used to the shorter length....

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RE: I just had - - 8/13/2010 5:24:39 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

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...and looking for a new home for babies....

Holly told me to say it





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RE: I just had - - 8/13/2010 5:40:05 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself


quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

...and looking for a new home for babies....

Holly told me to say it






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RE: I just had - - 8/13/2010 7:40:48 AM   
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an ear lavage just in case. 

I also just had a close smack-down with a cab driver. 

Beside all of that -  I just had french toast -


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RE: I just had - - 8/13/2010 7:43:54 AM   
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... some interesting images flash through my mind... you... french toast... cabbie smack-down...



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RE: I just had - - 8/13/2010 7:50:17 AM   
MistressLavinia


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... some interesting images flash through my mind... you... french toast... cabbie smack-down...




to tell you sappa, don't forget to include the maple syrup in the image. 


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RE: I just had - - 8/13/2010 7:59:58 AM   
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... to go and add maple syrup to my grocery list.

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