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iwillserveu -> Shitty Limerick (9/24/2004 1:49:45 AM)

Contemplating fate with howls
“Soon you will lose control of your bowels."
I’m not giving up on it.
I need a woman who fetishes shit.
And laundering many, many, soiled towels.




dixiedumpling -> RE: Shitty Limerick (9/24/2004 1:09:43 PM)

Just had my gallbladder forcibly removed from my body. Punishment for developing gallstones. Looked "gallstones, treatment" up on the Internet. Discovered a couple of sneaky inconsistencies. Risks for developing gallstones: 1. being overweight and 2. losing weight. Most common side effect of having your gallbladder removed is diarreah of undetermined duration. Treatment of this side effect: 1. taking OTC med such as Imodium AD and 2. adding fiber to your diet. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't adding fiber to your diet supposed to cure constipation, too???

Keep your chin up iwill, we're all pulling for you.




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