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FukinTroll -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 7:04:53 AM)

Oh FFS!!! poise, get back on topic. Don't make me get the hose again!

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GreedyTop -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 7:09:54 AM)

Troll has mail..

I need to be sleeping, but because I splashed concentrated fruit juice on my work trousers yesterday, I am doing a load of laundry, instead.. woohoo*snort*




poise -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 7:41:20 AM)

Or better yet, aim that hose at Greedys' pantaloon juice!
who knew that's what they called it these days [8D]




GreedyTop -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 7:49:24 AM)

at Faire.. pantaloon juice has an entirely different meaning... LOL




OttersSwim -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 7:55:55 AM)

derail...

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LDVixen -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 7:56:52 AM)

Faire? Now I am craving steak on a stake and flirting. Men with big swords and fair maidens with barely covered breasts, reminds me that if I was just a little less moral, I could join them in an orgy. 




GreedyTop -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 8:07:54 AM)

*grins* Otter!! you're just BAD!!

LDV.. I love Faire.. I used to visit/work SoCal Faire

I miss it.  the Faire here is ... lacking.. compared to Southern...




sophiesback -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 8:09:54 AM)

Generic poptarts SUCK!

Why did they have to be out of the name brand?????

And WHY Did I think I could stomach these?????? [:o] It's tragic!




LDVixen -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 10:37:35 AM)

SB if you were closer to me, the goats would eat all those spare non name brand poptarts. They are not picky as long as they all get a bite or two. Of course, if you feed a goat a poptart, it's going to want it's ears scratched. After you are done scratching it's ears, it's going to expect you to take it on a walk around the yard so it can show you it's latest tricks. If it's a baby goat, it's going to expect you to help it find it's mother because she's gone missing in the shuffle. It will probably want to nuzzle your ear to tell you bye or to nibble on your pants leg for a monment.

If the burros see you feeding the goats, they will of course add their greedy heehaws to the uproar, demanding their fair share of whatever it is that the goats are getting to taste. The burros will demand their food, and then expect you to go away when your hands are empty after they sniff you to be sure you are not holding out on them.




sophiesback -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 11:33:55 AM)

Methinks the goats are toooooooooo much trouble. I'll toss the poptarts in the trash can and save myself a whole lot of work!

Signed,
Sophie the LAZY




MistressRosalyn -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 11:39:01 AM)

OK, this is how old I am...I used to work Southern Cal Ren Faire when it was still held in Agoura.

*Edited because I can't type




SorceressJ -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 11:49:10 AM)

I like goats, even though they smell funny.

There's the Most Delicious Smelling Wax all over my desk from a candle that went lavatastic last night. It smells like cookie dough, rather than goats.

I'm feeling dehydrated today. *sees a bottle of water..*




sophiesback -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 11:54:44 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressRosalyn

OK, this is how old I am...I used to work Southern Cal Ren Faire when it was still held in Agoura.

*Edited because I can't type



This tells me nothing cause I've never even been on that side of the US [8D]




LDVixen -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 11:56:12 AM)

Goats do not smell funny. Well, not all of them. Un-castrated male goats smell funny because like many man-children, they have poor hygiene. Castrated goats and females smell better.

Mail those generic pop tarts here, I will email you pictures of happy goats and burros.




GreedyTop -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 11:57:38 AM)

ooh... Agoura...




FukinTroll -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 11:59:06 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Troll has mail..

I need to be sleeping, but because I splashed concentrated fruit juice on my work trousers yesterday, I am doing a load of laundry, instead.. woohoo*snort*


I see your mail and raise you a Slurp~




sophiesback -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 12:02:53 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

I see your mail and raise you a Slurp~



I sent the Troll mail DAYS ago that he still hasn't read [>:]




FukinTroll -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 12:06:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sophiesback


quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

I see your mail and raise you a Slurp~



I sent the Troll mail DAYS ago that he still hasn't read [>:]


Sowwy sophie... I iz one of those artarded D's that gets more mail than Santa. It's a process, I'll get to ya doll.

Slurp~




sophiesback -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 12:08:25 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: sophiesback


quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

I see your mail and raise you a Slurp~



I sent the Troll mail DAYS ago that he still hasn't read [>:]


Sowwy sophie... I iz one of those artarded D's that gets more mail than Santa. It's a process, I'll get to ya doll.

Slurp~



Well, if that's the case, I could just un-send it. I didn't want you to see me nakey anyhow.




FukinTroll -> RE: Derail this thread (4/4/2011 12:11:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sophiesback

Well, if that's the case, I could just un-send it. I didn't want you to see me nakey anyhow.


[sm=jaw.gif]YOU EBIL HUSSIE!

Srsly... I'll get to it. Trying to divert a few crises ATM and then I'll slobber all over it!

Slurp~




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