Mistletoe
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Following the recent announcement that the National Trust for Scotland (NTS) is to close some properties in its care, and will be drastically cutting staff numbers, we’ve received news that this will not apply to cats operating within the NTS. Further, since there will be insufficient numbers of human staff to enforce rules regarding “Keep off the furniture” – which the feline staff consider does not apply to them anyway – future infringements of the rules by NTS cats will no longer be recorded on their employment history as a disciplinary matter. The cats have welcomed the move, and have stated that they will ensure all padded chairs, seats, beds etc are occupied in order to avoid any misunderstandings by members of the public, who have been known to sit on the exhibits.
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