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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 4:31:03 AM

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Yeah, little Bunny....he's aaaaaalllllllll yours!

awww...how come that fuzzy lil perv always gets the royal ones?

*stomps foot*

On second thought...after reading his profile...he's all yours, Bunny.

certainly I would not consider YOU to be safe with someone like him

*bows utmost respect to almighty Jim*

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 4:38:28 AM

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LOL.....SMARTASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 4:52:24 AM

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Looking for a worthy slave.
If I decide you are worthy, free room and board are included.

Oh, thanks. Umm, how much do you pay? What does the work entail? How many hours per week of work are required? Three or five or more hours per week? Or is it an undivided, limited project? How about leave, social security and such conditions? Do you provide a company or lease car?

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Thralls must be mindful of their place. I Command. You obey. I have many friends and brothers, and have guests often. Thralls are required to wait on them as well, at My Command.

Wait on people? You are not looking for a slave, but for a waitress? Do you own a lunchroom? Why would you waste an expensive slave on a dull mundane task like waiting on people? Are you that rich?

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The Lucky candidate that I choose shall be Happy in My house and shall address Me At All Times as "My Lord" I travel Often and shall cover all expenses as My Slave shall be expected to accompany Me on My Travels in order to serve me.

Lucky you.

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I have rejected one applicant, who became attatched and forgot her place, wanting to marry Me. She has an account on this site, which is why I post no pics.

So you had a slave and you lost her? And you no doubt have no pic because you are such a handsome guy? Umm, something does not ring true about both these mine conclusions.

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I am of Noble Blood.

You are?

Then why are you looking for a slave / waitress among commoners?

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Applicants who wish to be My Thrall must make effort to communicate with Me, as I Am looking for a Hard working slave.

Seems to me that you are not looking for a slave, but for a day labourer.

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 4:55:08 AM

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yeah, the box is under my *ahem* bed...

*hides shovel*

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 5:03:56 AM

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"Welcome to my Parlor", said the Spider to the Fly.

<insert toothy grin here>

Why? Oh why, John Boy do I feel like you are going to come away from this little experience looking like you've been fed through a wood chipper?

Messy, messy business....

Oh well!
Anyone got any starving pigs?

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 5:06:26 AM

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One of my relatives has a starving rabbit. Will it do?

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 5:07:51 AM

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Not true...I just ate!

With fava beans and a nice chianti...

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 5:08:17 AM

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I dunno?
Do rabbits eat mushed cock head?

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 5:10:14 AM

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

yeah, the box is under my *ahem* bed...

*hides shovel*

you are sooooooooooooooo wicked bunny

by the way, I am meeting C-dom on monday, the sadistic bastard I told you about...if you want I can connect you to him as well

though he would not tolerate to be in a box

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 5:10:21 AM

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ORIGINAL: BentUnit
I dunno?
Do rabbits eat mushed cock head?

I dunno either. That rabbit in the Monty Python Grail film was a doughty, voracious predator. I suspect it would.

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 5:13:46 AM

BentUnit

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ORIGINAL: Rule

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I dunno?
Do rabbits eat mushed cock head?

I dunno either. That rabbit in the Monty Python Grail film was a doughty, voracious predator. I suspect it would.

Well that does widen the pool then doesn't it!

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 5:18:40 AM

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 5:18:40 AM

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Anyone got any starving pigs?

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 5:24:57 AM

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Well, since pigs are not above eating their own kind, especially those of such rare and noble birth, I guess that would work hols. A pity I am all out of pigs at the moment; however, I too have a spare rabbit who is almost always hungry and who I'm sure would be happy to help out here..

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 5:26:45 AM

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Does it have a shovel too?

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 5:27:42 AM

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however, I too have a spare rabbit who is almost always hungry and who I'm sure would be happy to help out here..

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 5:30:34 AM

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Does it have a shovel too?

no...and now the lil guy feels bad

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 5:31:06 AM

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@ holly: that GIF is adorable. My rabbit says to tell you thanks for it, and that the rabbit from Monty Python is his Hero.
@ Rule: My rabbit was told to keep his tools locked under the house with my husband's, after the last little incident..

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 5:34:56 AM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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Does it have a shovel too?

no...and now the lil guy feels bad

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RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of cours... - 8/21/2010 5:36:40 AM

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Yanno...the reason for having rabbits and or pigs at the scene is so we don't need shovels....right?

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