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ResidentSadist -> -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/21/2010 10:49:06 PM)
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2010/aug/20/12-foot-gator-ends-sarasota-county-pool/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk1usRNb43k&feature=channel I love Florida.

GreedyTop -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/21/2010 11:14:30 PM)
and this is why I am SO glad I do NOT live near water....

Mistletoe -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 12:44:53 AM)
"the trapper tells the deputy to put the shotgun away. The trapper then said, "When I'm here with a gator I'm in charge." The deputy answered, "No you're not." The trapper answered, "Yeah, I am." LOLOL

DesFIP -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 7:26:11 AM)
Why didn't they put a ramp in? It's a lot easier to get into the pool than out of it. And a trail of hamburger back to the pond.

sexyred1 -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 7:57:02 AM)
I must be thinking with something other than my brain... When I saw the title of the thread, I thought, what a clever euphemism for someone wanting a big cock....

GreedyTop -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 8:03:50 AM)
::slut:: LOL gropesmooch

sexyred1 -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 8:05:34 AM)
well, ya know that song about how your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard? I thought pool was just another way of saying pussy. my bad. [;)]

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 12:09:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 well, ya know that song about how your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard? I thought pool was just another way of saying pussy. my bad. [;)] If you thought pool was pussy... then you opened this thread hoping to find instruction on getting a 12ft cock? . . . I'm thinking that only an uber slut dreams of 12 ft cocks.

DarkSteven -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 12:11:36 PM)
Maybe she was thinking of 24 six inch cocks? The slut!!!!!!

Vendaval -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 12:22:32 PM)
A big net and some left overs from the butcher's counter.

DomKen -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 12:26:22 PM)
I think the better question is why in the world do people live where there are 12 foot alligators?

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 12:40:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomKen I think the better question is why in the world do people live where there are 12 foot alligators? Because it's much safer than living where they have the 16-footers!

flcouple2009 -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 1:04:04 PM)
Because they are fun catch. I haven't trapped in a long time, but I still know people who do.

AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 1:05:37 PM)
LMAO.... This is similar to when you find a Moose, an Elk, or a Puma in your Yard......... You call the guys who deal with them. Although the Trapper was the only one qualified to catch the Gator... if it snapped or started going after a person you can bet your ass I'm shooting the son of a bitch... then I'm digging a Pit and getting some fire wood and I'll be eating Gator for a few weeks. The Trapper wanted to keep the Gator Alive.... I would be wanting to save money on Dinner for a Month. By the way Gator is actually good. QSM

sexyred1 -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 2:25:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Maybe she was thinking of 24 six inch cocks? The slut!!!!!! Hahaha....no, you are both wrong, I would prefer one size appropriate cock. Since you are calling me a slut I will leave it to you to figure out what that size might be. Hint: it would be big enough to make it hurt so good and small enough so I don't die of asphyxia.

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 7:37:18 PM)
quote: Hint: it would be big enough to make it hurt so good and small enough so I don't die of asphyxia. Just to qualify size . . . which end would it be when it choked you if it was too big? I mean, gagging from oral would an entirely different size category as getting gagged during vaginal penetration.

sexyred1 -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 7:39:58 PM)
LOL. Leave it you to analyze my joke. :) I guess with asphyxia you could choke to death from a cock in your throat. I don't think I have ever met anyone who could gag me vaginally!! On second thought, none of that made any sense, so let's leave it at I like it big but don't want to die choking on a cock, although that would be better than getting hit by a bus.

vincentML -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 7:49:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop and this is why I am SO glad I do NOT live near water.... Just when you thought it was safe.... here is a story in today's New York Times about a baby alligator hiding under a car on Astoria Blvd, Queens, NY. alligator in NYC [image]local://upfiles/897398/60FAF03418AE4D0FAFC148D10DE82895.jpg[/image]

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/22/2010 10:42:09 PM)
quote: I don't think I have ever met anyone who could gag me vaginally!! We've obviously never dated. [:)]

sexyred1 -> RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- (8/23/2010 3:33:14 PM)
Hubba hubba! [;)]

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