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VaguelyCurious -> RE: Spam Mail (9/4/2010 8:30:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MollyTroubletail what's all the hoo-haw about spam filters indeed? Well as soon as you've worked out your secret let me know [;)] Some of the hoo-haw: http://www.collarchat.com/m_3387919/tm.htm

Twoshoes -> RE: Spam Mail (9/4/2010 8:34:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SubPet715 Time to test that theory... Sounds like a good idea. Except I just realized I have no idea how to write a spam mail. No matter what I write, it'll end up looking something like this: "Cheerful greetings, Unknown Person, If you appreciate the here-enclosed picture of me grooming my lawn on a Sunday afternoon, please respond in a somewhat jovial manner. If not, I'd be happy to replace it with something you might find more entertaining -like a picture of a cat with funny captions all over it. If you'd like any more motivation, please call 999 - 444 - 566. I can also converse in French, but only when I'm not entirely sober. And I don't drink. I'd like to give you a Yahoo user name, but let's face it, I can't agree to those Terms of Service. Thinking of you, always and eternally, T. P.S. Wink"

poise -> RE: Spam Mail (9/4/2010 8:37:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Twoshoes Sounds like a good idea. Except I just realized I have no idea how to write a spam mail. No matter what I write, it'll end up looking something like this: "Cheerful greetings, Unknown Person, If you appreciate the here-enclosed picture of me grooming my lawn on a Sunday afternoon, please respond in a somewhat jovial manner. If not, I'd be happy to replace it with something you might find more entertaining -like a picture of a cat with funny captions all over it. If you'd like any more motivation, please call 999 - 444 - 566. I can also converse in French, but only when I'm not entirely sober. And I don't drink. I'd like to give you a Yahoo user name, but let's face it, I can't agree to those Terms of Service. Thinking of you, always and eternally, T. P.S. Wink" Its all in the wink, ya know[:)] Im still trying to figure out how to "send" bulk mailings. Point and laugh all you want....[:-] edited to add Not that I ever would, of course!

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Spam Mail (9/4/2010 8:39:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poise Its all in the wink, ya know[:)] Im still trying to figure out how to "send" bulk mailings. Point and laugh all you want....[:-] Click on a 'send message' button on a profile, click copy, click paste, click send, rinse repeat. They aren't doing it in one go, they are genuinely doing it one-by-one.

myotherself -> RE: Spam Mail (9/4/2010 8:51:16 AM)
I have a pic of a rabbit as my avatar. A week or so ago I got a message from someone with a rabbit fetish. He included a long, badly written story about the sexual exploits he'd like to have with the rabbit in my pic. Just to clarify, that wasn't a thinly-veiled saddo-porno story about having sex with a 'bunny girl'. It was about shagging a rabbit. I nearly lost my lunch [:'(] Against my usual practise, I replied to him. It wasn't nice, and I hope he took at least part of my advice seriously. Hopefully the part where he becomes the meat in a two-vehicle sandwich. Then I reported and blocked him. It's strange out there, I tell ya...

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Spam Mail (9/4/2010 8:53:30 AM)
Bunny, I want this to be a nice, positive, happy thread about how admin has clearly taken on board an issue and dealt with it effectively. I do NOT want it to be about rabbit-fuckers! (seriously, of all the things I thought would go without saying...[8D])

myotherself -> RE: Spam Mail (9/4/2010 9:03:31 AM)
lol - admin are doing a fab job with getting the pixel-thief spammers off the site. I'm just miffed that someone would rather shag A bunny than THE bunny...[8\|]

Twoshoes -> RE: Spam Mail (9/4/2010 9:06:05 AM)
Hey, Subpet715, I could use some more of those cat pics. The spam mail seems to be more successful than planned. (Not really, but I believe in it!) quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious Click on a 'send message' button on a profile, click copy, click paste, click send, rinse repeat. They aren't doing it in one go, they are genuinely doing it one-by-one. Sounds repetitive and frustrating... The kind of thing you'd want to delegate to someone else... You see people? I think like a "leader"!

mstrjx -> RE: Spam Mail (9/4/2010 10:03:31 AM)
YAY!!! Nigerian spam email! I haven't had one of those in maybe not even forever. All right, which one of you motherfuckers sent it? Jeff

myotherself -> RE: Spam Mail (9/4/2010 10:06:22 AM)
Was yours from Abiola, the six feet four inch, 80lb hunka-burnin-love from Nigeria? if it is - too late, he's MINE!!!!!!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Spam Mail (9/4/2010 10:23:06 AM)
See, now that I took the bulk of the text out of my profile, I wonder if I am kind of ASKING for it... or should I just report all the unsolicited mail? It's not like they were reading my profile anyway!! But I just did not WANT to read whatever the toilet guy had to say. SO Much simpler to delete unread.

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