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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/6/2010 6:38:47 PM

mstrjx

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The scariest thing to find in a profile is an age range that excludes me.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/7/2010 7:50:57 AM

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Posing with weapons, that is just so corny and who is it you plan to use those weapons on?

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/7/2010 8:59:58 AM

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Whats scariest for me are those darned ghost posts

How can someone without a profile email me, or post a response in a thread?
hides under my keyboard

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/7/2010 10:56:28 AM

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ORIGINAL: SubPet715

Posing with weapons, that is just so corny and who is it you plan to use those weapons on?

Hey, it's a hobby, not a kink. :P

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/7/2010 11:01:45 AM

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A seriously skanky-child-molester looking profile pic, and a request for My hand in marriage.
Repeat visitors to My "who's viewing me?" list, who have been blocked so they cannot message Me, see item one. *shudder*

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/7/2010 11:34:45 AM

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I better quit reperving sorceress

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/7/2010 3:30:43 PM

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Love the ones from thousands of miles away that think they can own you sending a form letter or just saying 'Hi' with nothing else.

Or even better the ones that don't read profiles!!!!

There is someone out there for everyone, but serriously...

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/7/2010 4:58:53 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SubPet715

Posing with weapons, that is just so corny and who is it you plan to use those weapons on?

I HAVE A VIDEO JOURNAL ON THAT@! XD

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/7/2010 4:59:59 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: serendipityDS327

Love the ones from thousands of miles away that think they can own you sending a form letter or just saying 'Hi' with nothing else.

Or even better the ones that don't read profiles!!!!

There is someone out there for everyone, but serriously...

The funny thing is... You think it's funny when people don't read your profiles

And you didn't read the first post of this thread xD

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/7/2010 5:55:35 PM

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To discover a name that claims sex-appeal yet the visual is the antonym of.

What? I'm shallow too.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/8/2010 3:36:01 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: VampiricLust

To discover a name that claims sex-appeal yet the visual is the antonym of.

What? I'm shallow too.

Not scary, just disappointing.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/8/2010 3:44:25 AM

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I suppose he could get a sub who was on disability or some kind of funding from the government, so then she could still be chained up all day, and still supply him with money.

But then, disability pay an stuff requires you to check in every now an then, an provide detailed accounts of where your money is going and, if you live with someone else you have to report it an , I'd be willing to almost bet it'd be more hassle than the guy would want.

The dom standing in front of a shelf of toys an childish wall paper and shit wouldn't scare me, I'd assume he was into ageplay, an I am A ok with that.

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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

The Dom that wanted to keep his slave chained in a closet, feed her twice a week (only dog food), and wanted to sever ties with her family and friends. He also insisted that she STILL (some kinda way) pay his bills. While chained. In the closet. Hmm...

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The Dom standing in front of a shelf of stuffed animals in a child-like room (the toys, and the wallpapering were quite juvenile), but states that he has no children.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/8/2010 3:52:31 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

I better quit reperving sorceress

I am NOT a-skeered of a giant white cock!

Much.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/8/2010 4:07:01 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

I better quit reperving sorceress

I am NOT a-skeered of a giant white cock! Much.

At least you admit they exist

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/11/2010 5:58:47 AM

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Not a profile, so I guess kinda off topic, having chatted with a Dom for about 2 wks in early spring, putting him off on meeting since all he wants is a "good screw and some fun for an afternoon", obviously NOT under this nic and being told today:

Now fuck off and live happily ever after , douche bag
then to add insult to injury:
And by the way, you look like 20 lbs of shit in a 10 pound bag!

Nothing like waking up to this at 8am and now feeling very lucky I never met with the jerk, even if it had been just at a coffee shop. As if I was going to sleep with a total stranger.
Thank you so much Captain Obvious for noticing what you already knew. I'm a BBW, not as if I can hide behind a freshly planted sapling. Bejeezus, some people I tell ya.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/19/2010 10:10:52 PM

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The first I encountered here was a guy claiming to be a Dom who was into anal sex. Wanted anal sex and "....of course I'll throw in all that other 'stuff' but..."

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/20/2010 5:27:07 AM

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the one who doesn't work because he lives at home with mommy and cares for her. doesn't want her to know what he's up to. expects a slave or friends w/benefits to pick him up and then drive him back home since she has to host him at her home. riiiiiiiiiight.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/21/2010 1:23:15 AM

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The scariest thing yo can see is yourself, wondering how the hell did I get here & how do I get OUT

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/21/2010 9:07:15 PM

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The profile I saw saying the dom wanted a woman with 1 or 2 sons below the age of 7. No explanation as to why either. Creepy!

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/21/2010 9:24:32 PM

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The Dom who wanted breeder slaves, and/or slaves with teenage daughters for theoretically the same fucked-up purpose, and had the audacity to get huffy when we all WTFed him.

That was last year, and I don't think that person remained on the site very long..

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