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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

That's almost as funny as the one that DarkSteven had posted, about some idjit that couldn't seem to comprehend why He was not about to run right up a few states away to where she was, just to "play wit her brests".
My personal favorites are the 65 lb. guys from Ghana, and the "Dominant" from Egypt who wanted me to leave my Husband, come there to marry Him, and tend His goats..
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Slow Children At Play, I tell ya..

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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ
the "Dominant" from Egypt who wanted me to leave my Husband, come there to marry Him, and tend His goats..

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ
the "Dominant" from Egypt who wanted me to leave my Husband, come there to marry Him, and tend His goats..

Damn. When I told you to leave your husband and move here, I only promised you dating, not marriage. I suppose that's why you declined me.  [:(]

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ORIGINAL: xtine14

This one just about did me in… I almost died laughing. Poor guy just opened himself up.



xxxxxx on 9/7/10 at 10:04 PM:
Many ladies have asked me to take down their pants and spank their bare bottoms. Is this as well on your mind? xxxxx


xtine14 on 9/7/10 at 10:11 PM:
Well seeing as how I've never heard of you until right now... how could it be?


xxxxxxf on 9/7/10 at 10:11 PM:
I am guessing your BF has a PhD or some such....


xtine14 on 9/7/10 at 10:12 PM:
Hey, when did I get a boyfriend? Nobody told me...


xxxxxx on 9/7/10 at 10:12 PM:
For how long have you now been single?


xtine14 on 9/7/10 at 10:13 PM:
Since the last time I had a boyfriend...

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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

Why thank you, Inky; why didn't *I* think of there actually being a goat thread?
(NOT about besitality and NOT a hijack, kthnxbi; personally I get the OP's deadpan response, which is far less caustic than I would have given the idiot questioning her..)