thornhappy -> RE: -=Arrrrrrrrrrrg - pubic hair???=- (10/18/2010 7:16:11 PM)
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Imagine, you haven't seen 2 of your fav ex-slaves for a few years and now they are both in your bed waiting underneath the covers. We are aren't talking your average slave. This is top-shelf pussy, thoroughbreds, sexual athletes, BJ queens with flower petal pussies you can pound for hours! I was excited, I ripped back the covers and low and behold, one of them has a big, hairy, scary bush. I was stunned. I wanted to weed through her pubes and look for bugs or get some rubber bands and make braids. I was taken by surprise so badly, I wouldn't fuck'em. I felt like I would be fucking ZZ Top in the mouth or something. This is digital bush in an analog world! You know, if "clean as a cue ball" is 0dBp (0dB referenced to 0.01" trimmed pussy) we could have +3dB pussy, +6dB, +10dB, etc. I have a feeling that ZZ Top would run you about 60dBp. Heh heh heh. Geek at its best!
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