proudsub
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It was a small town and the patrolman was
making his evening rounds. As he was checking
a used car lot, he came upon two little
old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why
they were sitting there in the car.
Were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a car
here we'd get screwed ...
so we're just waiting.
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proudsub
"Without goals you become what you were. With goals you become what you wish." .
"You are entitled to your own opinions but not your own facts"--Alan Greenspan
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cute joke--used car - 
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