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VaguelyCurious -> RE: fakes and phonies (9/14/2010 2:41:47 PM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u20Z9aa3bms

I defy you to watch this recipe and not fall just a little bit in love with the two of them.



LadyRian -> RE: fakes and phonies (9/14/2010 3:36:41 PM)

Not soon enough!



AquaticSub -> RE: fakes and phonies (9/14/2010 3:36:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

It's Aqua's fault-she mentioned topless latke-frying.

Fuck, I want latkes. When's Chanukah this year?



I stand ready and willing to take my punishment. I will even lay out the paddles for you. Because I need to be punished that badly...



VaguelyCurious -> RE: fakes and phonies (9/14/2010 3:44:54 PM)

I haz new floggers, can I use them instead? A new velour one, and a leather one I made myself :D



AquaticSub -> RE: fakes and phonies (9/14/2010 3:50:26 PM)

....

I <3 you.

I can have beatings now, plz?



VaguelyCurious -> RE: fakes and phonies (9/14/2010 4:07:41 PM)

I'm sure we've discussed this-all you've gotta do is get on a plane [8D][8D]

Bring Val, but leave the ferrets behind.



AquaticSub -> RE: fakes and phonies (9/14/2010 5:52:59 PM)

Getting on a plane... you just wanna jump right into the mind fucks and fear play don't you? [:(]

(HATES FLYING!)



LadyRian -> RE: fakes and phonies (9/14/2010 5:56:56 PM)

Well, if anyone really wants punishment, here, try some of my homemade kugel.....



VaguelyCurious -> RE: fakes and phonies (9/15/2010 1:03:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Getting on a plane... you just wanna jump right into the mind fucks and fear play don't you? [:(]

(HATES FLYING!)
Fine, fine, boat, whatever-what I meant was, get your ass here and I'll beat it [8D]

But still don't bring the ferrets. But do bring Val, cause I heard a rumour he likes to be skritched behind the ears (and when you write it out like that it sounds like a terrible euphemism but in this case it really isn't intended as one :P)



itsjustnick00 -> RE: fakes and phonies (12/15/2010 8:27:10 AM)

The majority of the people in this thread must have had a delicious red herring for lunch.

Here's how the thread went...

OP: I'm moderately upset because of this one particular thing that happens here on this site quite often, to the extent that I have to spent 90% of my time here sifting through garbage.
Response: YOU'RE MARRIED OMG WHAT A TERRIBLE PERSON.



LadyConstanze -> RE: fakes and phonies (12/15/2010 8:34:51 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MWMSeeksBDSMPlay

what does being married have to do with anything, There are profiles listing their home close to my home and yet they are out of the states. that's where my beef is. My being married is another concern all on it's own, i get told not interested by 90% of the legitimate profiles because I'm married and my wige doesn't participate! Sure i can go pay a prostitute for B&D sex but why should I, just because my wife isn't into it! Why do people have to be so hung up on someone looking outside their marriage for sexual satisfaction if their spouse isn't satisfying their needs!



Please explain to me why somebody should fulfill your kinks when you can't even give them a relationship? Why should a woman be interested in a guy who cheats on his wife?
What do you have to offer a woman?

As for your complains about fakes, maybe you should demand your money back from CM?



LadyConstanze -> RE: fakes and phonies (12/15/2010 8:36:39 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: itsjustnick00

The majority of the people in this thread must have had a delicious red herring for lunch.

Here's how the thread went...

OP: I'm moderately upset because of this one particular thing that happens here on this site quite often, to the extent that I have to spent 90% of my time here sifting through garbage.
Response: YOU'RE MARRIED OMG WHAT A TERRIBLE PERSON.




Same reply as to the other poster - you spent 90% of your time shifting through garbage - go and demand your money back... Obviously CM guaranteed you that you will be supplied with a compatible partner of your choice, what a breach of contract! Sue them I say!



VaguelyCurious -> RE: fakes and phonies (12/15/2010 8:41:38 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: itsjustnick00

Here's how the thread went...

...blah blah blah gripe moan moan about how terrible the thread was blah blah...

Dude, you totally missed out the most important part of this thread: LATKES.

Of which I have eaten many many many in the last few weeks, those of you with a proper sense of priorities will be pleased to know.

Sadly none of them were served to me by a topless redhead, though :-(



windchymes -> RE: fakes and phonies (12/15/2010 9:10:37 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: stef

Brilliant.  He just emailed me and complained that ashleymadison.com was too expensive. 

~stef



Wait till he finds out how much the divorce is going to cost him.



LadyConstanze -> RE: fakes and phonies (12/15/2010 9:18:34 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes


quote:

ORIGINAL: stef

Brilliant.  He just emailed me and complained that ashleymadison.com was too expensive. 

~stef



Wait till he finds out how much the divorce is going to cost him.



I hope she gets custody of all the whips and paddles ;)



LadyHibiscus -> RE: fakes and phonies (12/15/2010 9:20:59 AM)

I have not had ANY latkes! Not with applesauce, not with sour cream, not with a topless adorable redheaded kitten!!

I do not like it sam I am!![&o]



LadyPact -> RE: fakes and phonies (12/15/2010 10:04:24 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: itsjustnick00

The majority of the people in this thread must have had a delicious red herring for lunch.

Here's how the thread went...

OP: I'm moderately upset because of this one particular thing that happens here on this site quite often, to the extent that I have to spent 90% of my time here sifting through garbage.
Response: YOU'RE MARRIED OMG WHAT A TERRIBLE PERSON.


So your opinion would be that men cheating on their wives is such a moral and ethical decision that it was worth dragging up a two month old complaining thread?  Good to know and great first impression there, scooter.



gungadin09 -> RE: fakes and phonies (12/15/2010 10:19:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: itsjustnick00

The majority of the people in this thread must have had a delicious red herring for lunch.

Here's how the thread went...

OP: I'm moderately upset because of this one particular thing that happens here on this site quite often, to the extent that I have to spent 90% of my time here sifting through garbage.
Response: YOU'RE MARRIED OMG WHAT A TERRIBLE PERSON.


No, this thread has met with exactly the same kind of responses as every other whining thread. Somebody starts a new fakes and phonies thread every week. Have you seen any of those threads get a better reception than this one? Ever? Hmmm? Then, it's not just because He's married. It's just that this thread has received, along with the usual sarcastic responses due to a whining thread, all of the sarcastic responses due to a cheating thread, as well.

pam



DarkSteven -> RE: fakes and phonies (12/15/2010 11:53:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes


quote:

ORIGINAL: stef

Brilliant.  He just emailed me and complained that ashleymadison.com was too expensive. 

~stef



Wait till he finds out how much the divorce is going to cost him.


[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]



DarkSteven -> RE: fakes and phonies (12/15/2010 11:56:40 AM)

Note that this thread violates the Third Law of Thermodynamics, which basically states that everything goes to hell over time.

This thread started off crappy, and then evolved mystically into latkes and topless girls.  [:)]





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