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Oh Shit Moments - 9/18/2010 1:45:27 PM

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They can be crazy photos you see on the internet and thank god they didnt
involve you, or some personal experiences you care to share (pics are a plus!)

Blah! Just had my first real Oh Shit moment of the day...when my picture
here didnt post...

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/18/2010 1:48:47 PM

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***clears throat and tries again***

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/18/2010 1:57:05 PM

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It's a Volkswagen; it'll survive an elephant.

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/18/2010 5:22:49 PM

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I can say with complete honesty...I would have shit myself.

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/19/2010 7:48:54 AM

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Anyone have an umbrella?

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/20/2010 5:14:20 AM

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"***clears throat and tries again***

Awwwwwww. Now that's cute. You can choose not to believe it but I would be quite tempted to get out of the car and pet his snout. Of course having not experienced the moment I can't say for sure that I'd have done it, but I like to think I would. My major problem would be if he decided he liked me. Really, it does not look like an attack, more like curiousity.

Actually I don't think I would worry so much. I would probably laugh my ass of. That bcause I am pretty sure a Volkswagon can outrun an elephant. Notice the driver is just sitting there, I don't see any tires spinning do you ?

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/20/2010 5:17:53 AM

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Anyone have an umbrella?

Now this one is a different story. What exactly is that, a big wave hitting a breakwall ? If so I would have some concern about the breakwall breaking.

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/20/2010 5:25:57 AM

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How about this,

Shit, off to figur out how to do this.

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/20/2010 5:43:57 AM

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OK, I still have half a head of hair, so here goes.

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/20/2010 5:45:58 AM

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OK, it seems I tried to do it bass ackwards.

I wonder if that car is front wheel "drive" .

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/20/2010 7:56:04 PM

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I can only imagine the look of shame on the drivers face, as he/she tried to climb down from there.

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/20/2010 8:05:59 PM

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What these people said when they answered the doorbell..

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/20/2010 9:20:00 PM

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What the bride probably thought...

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/21/2010 6:43:41 AM

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What the bride probably thought...

omg, that gal ain't wearing panties!

but at least her shoes are cute

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/21/2010 10:36:32 AM

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Ayyayyayyy! I think your elephant just kicked my elephants ass

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/21/2010 1:32:10 PM

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What I don't think this dude had time to say:

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/21/2010 1:42:50 PM

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What these people said when they answered the doorbell..

Piffle. That is a little, wee gator, no trouble at all. They aren't very belligerent; mostly they are slow and silly creatures. This guy isn't even big enough to jump on and ride.

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/21/2010 1:55:43 PM

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What these people said when they answered the doorbell..

Piffle. That is a little, wee gator, no trouble at all. They aren't very belligerent; mostly they are slow and silly creatures. This guy isn't even big enough to jump on and ride.

*grins* Yes, I saw that when the Hubby person and I went to FL for our honeymoon. Driving along the road on our way out to Cape Canaveral (which is also a huge nature preserve, I was pleased to see), there were throngs of them, mostly about the size of the Avon Gator up there, just chillin' in the sun along the side of the canals like regular folks. Like most wild things, I'm guessing they'd be more afraid of a human than a human would be of them..
Then again, there was the big fat sumbitch that the gal from SC caught recently, who supposedly weighed something in the region of a half-ton. I wouldn't test that theory with him, thanks just the same..

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RE: Oh Shit Moments - 9/21/2010 2:41:58 PM

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Would hate to be the van in the middle of it all.

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