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"Help! He won't let me sing!" and other light... - 9/19/2010 7:27:32 AM

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I sing in the shower. This morning I selected a particular song that's been stuck in my head awhile. So while I'm going about the morning routine, not even thinking about the fact that Valyraen is in the bathroom too, I start off with "You don't own me.." and at the counter I immediately hear "Oh yes I do!"

"Don't say I can't go out with other boys..."
"Why would I, we're open."
"Don't tell me what to think..."
"Oh yes I will"
"Don't tell me what to do... "
"Damn straight I will!"

At that point, all I could do was pull back the shower curtain while trying not to giggle and attempt a glare. He was just standing there with the biggest, self-satisified grin on his face. Sadistic little... *grumble grumble*

Anyone else have a random moment of amusement?

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/19/2010 7:32:48 AM

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love it

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/19/2010 9:05:33 AM

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Reminds me of a wonderfully playful time during my last visit with my Master. I was being playfully bratty and tickling him, which he hates. Especially since I am not ticklish myself, so he cannot get revenge. He kept telling me to stop it, and I'd just giggle at him and keep on going. He warned me that I was gonna regret it, so I was being such a little sassy brat in good fun, egging him on. Believe me, I am obedient, and if he gives me so much as a serious 'look', play would stop immediately. But we were both having fun, relaxed and enjoying each other.

Finally he decided it was time to teach me a lesson. I was very quickly unable to do anything, tickling or otherwise. I found myself handcuffed, legs bound in rope, and being very solidly cropped on my ass until Master saw fit to 'punish' me with a sound fucking while telling me to apologize.

It was a wonderfully lighthearted and sensual afternoon. We laughed till it hurt.

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/19/2010 9:12:14 AM

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Not D/s related, but once, the first time I was nekkid with a woman, I commanded, "Up, boy! Up! Up!"

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/19/2010 11:07:02 AM

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~FR~
WARNING: Embarrassing personal moment.
My late Sir and I were, well, I was giving Him lipservice w/ a condom on (I had a cold) and He "finished." I looked up at His face and the condom was hanging out of my mouth & laying on my chin and I didn't realize it til He was laughing really hard at me and I felt so silly.
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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/19/2010 11:35:17 AM

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You could always try another song. I'm particularly fond of "Violent Love".

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/19/2010 11:41:19 AM

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~FR~
WARNING: Embarrassing personal moment.
My late Sir and I were, well, I was giving Him lipservice w/ a condom on (I had a cold) and He "finished." I looked up at His face and the condom was hanging out of my mouth & laying on my chin and I didn't realize it til He was laughing really hard at me and I felt so silly.
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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/19/2010 12:05:16 PM

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ROFL yeah.

Last night Carol was bent out of shape because I commanded her to join me in the hot tub.

Who wants to weep for her? I'll pass on the condolences. *chuckles*

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/19/2010 7:53:46 PM

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This made me LOL!

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/19/2010 8:32:19 PM

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Too funny, everyone!
I definitely laughed.

Our most epic moment was probably when we first starting dating, my Sir, who didn't have much experience, spent a good half hour perfecting this lovely bondage on me from household items. He was almost done when all of a sudden I had an overwhelming urge to pee.
He didn't believe me at first, but when I kept insisting, he picked me up, slung me over his shoulder like a sack and carried me to the bathroom, plopping me down on the toilet so that I could go, since my legs were completely bound together.
Now, whenever he starts anything, he asks, like a mother of a kindergartner: "When was the last time you went potty?" and sends me off to pee.

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/19/2010 9:58:54 PM

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"You don't own me" is one of my FAVs, as is "What do You Want From Me" by Adam Lambert, which is the ring tone for Master (but He doesn't know it, at least yet!) LOL

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/20/2010 1:03:38 AM

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quote:

Our most epic moment was probably when we first starting dating, my Sir, who didn't have much experience, spent a good half hour perfecting this lovely bondage on me from household items. He was almost done when all of a sudden I had an overwhelming urge to pee.

This happened to me, too. The Dom I was playing with had just Vetwrapped my legs together, and I suddenly had to go. He released my arms and said, "OK, go." with a big grin. I hopped on my tippy toes from the bedroom into the bathroom and back again, while he laughed his ass off.

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/20/2010 1:06:23 AM

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When my Master and I were first getting to know each other, I started laughing when he told me his full name, much to his annoyance. It's not a funny name or anything but it is an alliterative name, and in my nerdy mind that makes me immediately think of superheroes. You know like Wally West, Scott Summers, Reed Richards, Bruce Banner, Peter Parker? So from then on he was Spider-Master. :3

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/20/2010 1:19:56 AM

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quote:

"Don't tell me what to think..."
"Oh yes I will"
"Don't tell me what to do... "
"Damn straight I will!"

Next time, try this one:

quote:

Guys do it all the time

Got in this morning at 4 AM
Your as mad as you can be
Well I was drinking and talking
And you know how that goes
Time just slipped away from me
By the time I knew what time it was
It was to late to call home
Stop carrying on and acting like a child
I wasn't doing anything wrong

Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe's on the other foot
You know that's when it hits the fan
Get over it honey life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

I know I left my clothes all over the place
And I took your twenty bucks
No I didn't get the front yard cut
Cause I had to wash my truck
Will you bring me a cold one baby
Turn on the TV
We'll talk about this later
There's a ballgame I wanna see

Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe's on the other foot
You know that's when it hits the fan
Get over it honey life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

You look like you just took
A long look in the mirror
Tell me baby if things don't look
A whole lot clearer, ooh

Get over it honey life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time
Yeah guys do it
Yeah guys do it
All the time, all the time
Yeah guys do it
Yeah guys do it
All the time

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/20/2010 4:05:12 AM

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My ex decided one afternoon to question my knowledge about male anatomy... he told me i couldnt find his balls beneath the towel he was holding. A few moments later, he was speaking in a slightly higher voice and walking very gingerly towards the bedroom. Im my haste to make him proud of my knowledge base, i found his base a bit too.. eagerly.

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/20/2010 10:06:54 AM

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Not D/s related, but once, the first time I was nekkid with a woman, I commanded, "Up, boy! Up! Up!"

LOL - Why haven't of my partners done anything like that? Would cut the stress of being naked with someone for the first time!

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ORIGNIAL: Owlet
So from then on he was Spider-Master. :3

Mmmm... Spider-Master... *goes into her geek happy place... *

[quote: WyldHrt]
Next time, try this one:

quote:

Guys do it all the time

LOL - I actually love that song. That and "Girls Lie Too".

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/20/2010 2:27:28 PM

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One time I literally tripped over my own feet walking towards the bed. Not over my shoelaces/trouser bottoms-I was barefoot and wearing a skirt. Not over the edge of the carpet-I was in the middle of the room. Not over debris-there wasn't any. My. Own. Feet.

I just collapsed on the floor and couldn't get up because I was laughing so hard. She said 'how are you so good at controlling me when you can't control your own centre of mass?', and then burst out laughing too. After that display of cheek she just had to be tickled...

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/20/2010 2:35:44 PM

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All the time, I even post about some of them now and then.

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Anyone else have a random moment of amusement?

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/20/2010 2:47:23 PM

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We were camping in the tent an I farted an it stunk so he was like ewwww who let the dogs in our tent, an I started laughing really hard an he started making commentary about there being an earthquake, since my laughing was shaking the airmatress we were both laying on.

And sometimes he makes fun of how quickly I can fall asleep, even while in mid sentance.

I'll be like Daddy I and then silence I am dead asleep.

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RE: "Help! He won't let me sing!" and other l... - 9/21/2010 12:27:10 AM

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Me and my friend were experimenting with some light bdsm and she had my faced shoved into some pillows as she gave me a severe fucking with her strap on. This was our first time together experimenting with bdsm (however i had some previous experiences before) but we were having a great time. When she finally finished fucking me she pulled out and out of complete no where I ripped the loudest, longest, ass i've EVER ripped before. After that it was just dead silent (you could literally hear a pin drop a mile away) for like a good 10 seconds before she just fell back (almost off the bed) laughing her ass off and I collapsed forward also laughing my ass off.

*sigh* good times

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