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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Oregon Dominant seeking female play partners and/or subordinate (10/13/2010 3:42:01 PM)

Iss never a bad thing when you get your dander up Sunshine.  And it's always deserved.  I know how much it takes for you to get all "dandered" and I'm glad you do.  Martha would approve. [;)]



sunshinemiss -> RE: Oregon Dominant seeking female play partners and/or subordinate (10/15/2010 8:10:42 PM)

You know, I actually answered his question and nothing back.  I hate that.

I just might end up being cynicla. 



homedude47 -> RE: Oregon Dominant seeking female play partners and/or subordinate (10/25/2010 11:10:07 AM)

Thanks for the clarification, MissSunshine.  My online experience is a little less than a year old, but I am new to this web site.  It was recommended to me by a friend whom I met on a different web site.  The challenging thing about message boards like this is that the considerable charm that I display in person may not particularly come through in forums like this.  Oh well!  Thanks for taking my remarks in the context for which they were intended.



dangerousbeauty -> RE: Oregon Dominant seeking female play partners and/or subordinate (10/25/2010 11:21:18 PM)

Weellp welcome to Forums Oregon Dom...I lovvvve Oregon having lived in Bend for sometime and it is in my goals to return.
Your op was sweet and not splitting hairs and your profile was an interesting read{{{alas}} I do not give head. BUT I enjoy other forms of debacuhery.
Tiz a damn shame I say I gotta get over this giving head thing or I am dooomed I tell you doomed....



homedude47 -> RE: Oregon Dominant seeking female play partners and/or subordinate (10/26/2010 10:44:06 AM)

Dangerous, thanks for the welcome.  If you are anywhere near me, I would be happy to help you try to get over your "issue".  Even if that part of it doesn't work out, we might have fun anyway.  On the other hand, if you've moved away from Oregon, then we can be online friends.  



homedude47 -> RE: Oregon Dominant seeking female play partners and/or subordinate (10/26/2010 10:46:59 AM)

I did answer your post earlier this week, Sunshinemiss.  But I usually don't make it to this message board every day.  But I wouldn't want you to turn cynical just because of me.  Sorry to make you wait.



sexyred1 -> RE: Oregon Dominant seeking female play partners and/or subordinate (10/26/2010 10:54:38 AM)

OP, I read your profile and just laughed. I would never have mistaken you for Billy Dee Williams and it is often a good thing to let others make their own determination of whether you were a "hot looking geezer".

As for your real life charm not coming across well, I would venture to say that anyone who uses the term "mattress dancing" and mentions wanting oral sex multiple times over, is not going to come across as a man most of us would be intrigued by.

With age comes finesse, or should.



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Oregon Dominant seeking female play partners and/or subordinate (10/26/2010 11:00:27 AM)


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ORIGINAL: homedude47

Dangerous, thanks for the welcome.  If you are anywhere near me, I would be happy to help you try to get over your "issue".  Even if that part of it doesn't work out, we might have fun anyway.  On the other hand, if you've moved away from Oregon, then we can be online friends.  




[sm=zipmouth.gif] Just not even gonna touch that one with a 10' pole. [>:]



hlen5 -> RE: Oregon Dominant seeking female play partners and/or subordinate (10/26/2010 2:41:55 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

So you'be done some standup? I have too!


It's a good thing I went to homedude's profile, DS! I thought you were just geing mean about his intro!

Homedude, welcome to cm!



homedude47 -> RE: Oregon Dominant seeking female play partners and/or subordinate (10/27/2010 8:04:58 AM)

Some of my remarks probably have rings on them where folks have been touching them with ten foot poles.  I guess I forgot to mention that me and my humor are an acquired taste (no, that time it wasn't a sexual reference).  As proof, I can cite that once I accidentally wisecracked my way out of a job.  However, that's a story for another day.  FYI, I don't mind saying outrageous things as long as there is definite comedic value to them.  You either get the humor or you don't.  If you get it, you either thinks it's funny or you don't.  If you believe I'm taking myself seriously, then oops! Thank you for the welcomes, anyway. 



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Oregon Dominant seeking female play partners and/or subordinate (10/27/2010 8:38:16 AM)

Just know that written humour doesn't quite come across the same as it does in a personal setting. And it has to be obviously funny to be taken as such. Dry wit and slightly sarcastic come across as such.

Your comment about "helping her get over her issue" did not come across as funny, anyway you look at it. You don't know her personally, and have no idea what her issue is, could be a serious problem that she's not willing to speak about to strangers on a message board. Sexual innuendoes are not always taken the right way, and one person's "funny" is not everyones. Just think before you hid that send button, and then can no longer edit once it's too late.

Just a bit of advice, you want to present yourself as a gentleman, then do so. Not as some lounge lizard, no judgement or insult intended, but presenting yourself in a pleasant manner is much better in meeting a submissive. Most subs looking for a Dom for an LTR are into more than the sexual aspect. It's the everyday D/s aspect that appeals to us as much, we're looking for the whole package, not just the "mattress dancing".



homedude47 -> RE: Oregon Dominant seeking female play partners and/or subordinate (10/28/2010 11:51:42 AM)

Thanks for the input.  I will admit that when I posted my profile, I left some of my charm and quite a bit of good taste in my other suit.  If that came across to any of you as crass instead of funny, if my over the top remarks cause you to be offended, annoyed, faint away, or even to say "ew," then that's elegant proof that you and I aren't looking for one another.  You have a perfect right not to see the humor in how I present myself. 

If, on the other hand, reading what I have to say in my freewheeling style makes you snicker, chuckle, or even guffaw, then we're likely to be interesting to each other and should say "hello".  But if all you want to see is the "kinder, gentler" side of me (yes, I do have one), that profile lives on my Facebook page, where my vanilla friends can see it. 

I didn't mean for my playfulness to get anyone bent out of joint.  Am I as funny as I think I am?  Probably not.  Do I care? Not really... unless gangs of you outraged ladies show up at my door packing guns and clubs.  Then I'd be liable to change my tune real quick.  But what would be the fun in that?



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