blackirondragon
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I've been enjoying the posts in this section, so I figure I'd better contribute a few. There should be something here to offend almost everyone. : )
Q: What's the difference between the Pope and your boss?
A: The pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
Q: What's the difference between fifteen years in the same job and fifteen years in the same marriage?
A: After fifteen years the job still sucks!
Q: What's the best form of birth control after 50?
A:Nudity.
Q:How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
Q:What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q:Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can't stand criticism.
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,caring, and good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q:What do you call a blond waitress with a good tan?
A: A golden retriever.
Q:A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Which one has the biggest boobs?
A: The blonde, because she's 18.
Q:How do you know when you're really ugly?
A:Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
Q:Mom's have Mother's day, Dad's have Fathers day, what do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.
Q:What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
A: Her navel.
Q:What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
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