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Nslavu -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 12:23:57 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Zevar

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ORIGINAL: DommeKeliDallas

Here is a message to the men...
ALL MEN OFFER ORAL SEX...you are just one of the HUNDREDS.
You are NO DIFFERENT than all of the other men on here.
Head's up...Women will TELL YOU if THEY want you to do it.

There is nothing extraordinary about your penis...nothing.
To show your dick to a stranger without being asked is CRUDE and disrespectful.

How do other people feel about this?


A message to “ the men” Pardon? Did I get that right? Each and every man? Including myself? Well, I do believe that you are sorely wrong in your assumption about “ the men” AND of course about all women and their oral preferences.

How would you know if the penis of every man is extraordinary or not? Are you saying that you have knowledge of EVERY man’s penis on the entire planet? I know you do not know of mine nor would you ever, thank goodness!

It is a major disgrace in the way you have presented yourself. You have not shown that you are worthy of respect like MANY of the Domme’s here that I totally respect due to their integrity, even though I am a Dominant man myself AND yes have a penis !

Tell me, do you expect the readers of your assumptions to imagine that some submissive men have been conditioned to tolerate an inferior example of a Domme, as you have presented yourself to be? I am 100% Dominant so I would not necessarily care what you want!

What I do know is a that a little respect goes a LONG Way. You might want to try that when you are spouting your mouth with asinine comments like you did here in this pitiful thread you began to incite “ the men”, CORRECT?

In closing, remember that generalizations are not usually based on factual premises. That is something to remember next time you come sporting these sort of generalizations about “ the men” AND of course the grossly inaccurate oral preferences of all women!



I'm sure it's just a temporary bad case of general absolutitus. Could be gone by morning or as soon as we all put our penises away, or 50,000 miles which ever comes first? [:D]




Zevar -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 12:29:27 PM)

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I'm sure it's just a temporary bad case of general absolutitus. Could be gone by morning or as soon as we all put our penises away, or 50,000 miles which ever comes first?


Could be! I rather believe it to be a case of penis envy, aye!

Take care!




myotherself -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 12:29:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

If you want to up the rate, use tasty things as perfume so more men want to nibble on you. I suggest a smudge of BBQ sauce behind the ear. [:D]



I don't want him to nibble my ear [8|]




FullCircle -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 12:31:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DommeKeliDallas
There is nothing extraordinary about your penis...nothing.
To show your dick to a stranger without being asked is CRUDE and disrespectful.

How do other people feel about this?

There is nothing exceptional about your cleavage if I bend over in front of the mirror my backside looks exactly the same.

No lie no lie.[8|]




AquaticSub -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 12:37:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: myotherself


quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

If you want to up the rate, use tasty things as perfume so more men want to nibble on you. I suggest a smudge of BBQ sauce behind the ear. [:D]



I don't want him to nibble my ear [8|]


Silly bunny... that's what lures them in! You them started there and then lead into other things in more interesting places! [:D]




Nslavu -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 12:44:22 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FullCircle

quote:

ORIGINAL: DommeKeliDallas
There is nothing extraordinary about your penis...nothing.
To show your dick to a stranger without being asked is CRUDE and disrespectful.

How do other people feel about this?

There is nothing exceptional about your cleavage if I bend over in front of the mirror my backside looks exactly the same.

No lie no lie.[8|]


I'll bet your ass-crack is nippleless. It better be because you've just totally ruined any manly desire I had for boobs if it isn't.

[;)]




myotherself -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 12:47:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Silly bunny... that's what lures them in! You them started there and then lead into other things in more interesting places! [:D]



I don't have any sauce....drat!

Would it still work if I taped the TV remote control to my belly button?




AquaticSub -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 12:55:07 PM)

Try taping it to your thigh. They'll be going for the remote and spot something more fun! [:D]




Wheldrake -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 12:58:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself


quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

If you want to up the rate, use tasty things as perfume so more men want to nibble on you. I suggest a smudge of BBQ sauce behind the ear. [:D]



I don't want him to nibble my ear [8|]


Does that mean you think aural sex is icky?[;)]




LadyRian -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 1:03:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wheldrake

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself


quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

If you want to up the rate, use tasty things as perfume so more men want to nibble on you. I suggest a smudge of BBQ sauce behind the ear. [:D]



I don't want him to nibble my ear [8|]


Does that mean you think aural sex is icky?[;)]


Ask someone who knows about it, and I'm sure you'll get an earful. [sm=cool.gif]




Wheldrake -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 1:07:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyRian

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wheldrake

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself


quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

If you want to up the rate, use tasty things as perfume so more men want to nibble on you. I suggest a smudge of BBQ sauce behind the ear. [:D]



I don't want him to nibble my ear [8|]


Does that mean you think aural sex is icky?[;)]


Ask someone who knows about it, and I'm sure you'll get an earful. [sm=cool.gif]



Which is fine, as long as nothing goes in one ear and out the other.




poise -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 1:26:14 PM)

This is a good example of why a thread should be read from the beginning, and not the last to first.
Mannnnnn.....it was going sooooo good until I reached the OP. Pffft! [8|]




FullCircle -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 1:36:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Nslavu
I'll bet your ass-crack is nippleless. It better be because you've just totally ruined any manly desire I had for boobs if it isn't.

[;)]

My arse is also a bit hairier if that helps but other than that....twins.




LadyRian -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 1:41:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wheldrake

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyRian

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wheldrake

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself


quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

If you want to up the rate, use tasty things as perfume so more men want to nibble on you. I suggest a smudge of BBQ sauce behind the ear. [:D]



I don't want him to nibble my ear [8|]


Does that mean you think aural sex is icky?[;)]


Ask someone who knows about it, and I'm sure you'll get an earful. [sm=cool.gif]



Which is fine, as long as nothing goes in one ear and out the other.


Holey moley!




Jaybeee -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 1:48:12 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DommeKeliDallas

Here is a message to the men...
ALL MEN OFFER ORAL SEX...you are just one of the HUNDREDS.
You are NO DIFFERENT than all of the other men on here.
Head's up...Women will TELL YOU if THEY want you to do it.

There is nothing extraordinary about your penis...nothing.
To show your dick to a stranger without being asked is CRUDE and disrespectful.

How do other people feel about this?



If you suck mine now, DEVOTEDLY, I'm prepared to forget you started this thread.




SorceressJ -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 1:54:11 PM)

Beg pardon, but whence comes the idea that "most" women do NOT enjoy oral sex? [&:]
There are almost seven billion people on this planet. Approximately half of them are female, give or take a few hundred thousand or so. A good portion of those are healthy, fully-functioning and consenting adults. Another goodly portion of THOSE are sexually unrepressed souls who have had the better fortune to be gone down on by a male who knows how the hell to eat a slice of warm, juicy peach pie in a properly mind-boggling ZOMG fashion.
I am one of this last group. I may be more fortunate than some, but I do not think that I am as much of a minority as the OP suggests. Just sayin'.




poise -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 2:47:12 PM)

Sings it loud and proud [image]http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/d/disco_dance-1111.gif[/image]




switch2please -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 3:23:42 PM)

Yup. I like oral sex, I really do.
I used to be ambivalent, but since B...a serious lack of it might be a deal-breaker for me.

However, I have to agree that the barrage of cock pics are ridiculous.
The only exception is a poster with the screen name of hilwilliam...I'd like to get me a piece of that. With cornbread and potatoes.




DamnPickyDomme -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 3:30:51 PM)

OMG! damn good thing i didn't have a mouthful of iced tea! that was a good one, that actually got a belly laugh and all kinds of hysterical mental images going. thank you!

edited to add the thought: i think men who send dick pics think that's their best feature. i might agree, it's certainly not their intelligence or imagination!




sweetsub1957 -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 3:39:36 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FullCircle

quote:

ORIGINAL: DommeKeliDallas
There is nothing extraordinary about your penis...nothing.
To show your dick to a stranger without being asked is CRUDE and disrespectful.

How do other people feel about this?

There is nothing exceptional about your cleavage if I bend over in front of the mirror my backside looks exactly the same.

No lie no lie.[8|]

[sm=rofl.gif]




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