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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/26/2006 5:59:26 PM   
murmur


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www.ouchytheclown.com


- add that clown kink in my *things that i'll never understand*  bag

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/26/2006 6:04:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

Man, I had the weirdest scene experience once.  This woman wanted to enter into a monogamous relationship sanctioned by some old guy in a church that involved Me getting up every day and earning a wage by working at a job out of our home while she stayed in the house all day and cooked, cleaned, and raised our offspring!  

I ran so fast, I left skidmarks.  TOO CREEPY by far.

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/26/2006 6:28:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: pissdoll

i came across a "Dom" who lived with his elderly mother.  He was looking for a live-in slave to be nude,  caged and kept in the laundry room.  He supposedly worked about 50 hours a week.

How would that go down???  Does mom shove bread crumbs through the bars while sonny is at work?  Or does she just ignore you while she washes clothes?

"Son, the girl in the cage is looking hungry.  Should I make her a sandwich or some soup?"
"Mother!  I told you!  Just do the FREAKIN LAUNDRY!!!"



ah that's hilarious.  could hear a guys screaming the answer in my head.  that was fun.  what is the "balloon thing" someone mentioned a page ago?  i guess i'm extremely tame because half the stuff described in these posts i've never even heard of. 

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/26/2006 7:57:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		The longer i stay with Master, the more twisted, weird and screwed up the fantasies and scenes become.  W/we deal with the daker side of my psyche and emotions, so i can completely understand this.  To give a tame example, objectification.  i like in O/our scenes to be treated as an object, a thing, not a person.  This makes me feel very desired and with the detattachment of being human, i can experience the ranchiness of sex without feeling guilty or inhibited.

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/26/2006 8:24:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Someone who has sex with, or desires to have sex with, a tree is called a dendrophiliac. A necrodendrophiliac is therefore someone who has sex with dead trees lol.

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/26/2006 8:28:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well now, that just gives all new meaning to the term "sporting wood" doesn't it?.....lol.

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/26/2006 10:53:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Well now, that just gives all new meaning to the term "sporting wood" doesn't it?.....lol.


lmao, indeed!

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/26/2006 11:29:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Proprietrix

Me likes putting needles in boys, threading them with dental floss, and putting on a human marionette show while singing the string song from Pinnochio.




Ooooooh!  Sounds like fun to me. 

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/26/2006 11:36:15 PM   
ServiceNTucson


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Only one, but it takes the entire staff of the E.R. to get it out again.

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/27/2006 4:51:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: inferiorwanker

after looking up pomeranian ,i`m unsure if i want to know more ,but if you do that for 5 dollars
i`m curious how far you would go for 10

That's the funniest reply to that particular collarme twat ive ever read, well done! laughed and laughed.
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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/27/2006 5:27:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		And that clown thing freaks the fuck outta me! Genoside is the only answer to the worlds clown population i say. Just weird.

Go to any festival, your having a great time, your on cloud nine, you look round and bingo, there's one of the freaky bastard right behind you to bring you down.

Tried the hoover thing. Not the best idea i had for giving my teenage boyfriend a different kinda blow job, seemed like a good idea at the time though. No injuries sustained. cept his adject humiliation, which was nice lol

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/27/2006 5:43:10 AM   
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That's the funniest reply to that particular collarme twat ive ever read, well done! laughed and laughed.
littleone

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/27/2006 8:21:43 AM   
DiannaVesta


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ORIGINAL: petcerina

The longer i stay with Master, the more twisted, weird and screwed up the fantasies and scenes become.  W/we deal with the daker side of my psyche and emotions, so i can completely understand this.  To give a tame example, objectification.  i like in O/our scenes to be treated as an object, a thing, not a person.  This makes me feel very desired and with the detattachment of being human, i can experience the ranchiness of sex without feeling guilty or inhibited.


This sounds interesting. Very few people would understand exactly what you're talking about. I would love to speak to you about this. Will you drop me a line?

GDV


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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/27/2006 8:30:12 AM   
Reasonable


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Been there,done that-fun.

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/27/2006 8:37:43 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DiannaVesta

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ORIGINAL: petcerina

The longer i stay with Master, the more twisted, weird and screwed up the fantasies and scenes become.  W/we deal with the daker side of my psyche and emotions, so i can completely understand this.  To give a tame example, objectification.  i like in O/our scenes to be treated as an object, a thing, not a person.  This makes me feel very desired and with the detattachment of being human, i can experience the ranchiness of sex without feeling guilty or inhibited.


This sounds interesting. Very few people would understand exactly what you're talking about. I would love to speak to you about this. Will you drop me a line?

GDV



I completely understand this, and experience this in my own relationship.  The detachment allows me to travel in to the dark, nasty desires from an outside perspective.  He then takes it and brings it to me, the person - the slave, so that I can accept it as part of me.

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/27/2006 8:49:15 AM   
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ORIGINAL: inferiorwanker

...ok so this may all be from one prosepective Mistress to sub ,but you never hear of any women asking for crazy stuff like this ,or does it not get as much publicity or do they just print the stories so they can get a model in S&M clothing in a national newspaper

so i was wondering if any of you have had similar or read unusual fetish storys


yes, folks, another Folsom Street Fair Story...but this slave will give you the Readers Digest condensed version...
 
on the sidewalk, up against a building, a tarp is laid down, Femcar gets on the tarp and has assorted men throwing and rubbing fish and tampons and Kotex all over her body, calling her names, portraying disgust...she wallows in it, as an intrigued crowd gathers and takes pictures...

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/27/2006 8:52:40 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: petcerina

The longer i stay with Master, the more twisted, weird and screwed up the fantasies and scenes become.  W/we deal with the daker side of my psyche and emotions, so i can completely understand this.  To give a tame example, objectification.  i like in O/our scenes to be treated as an object, a thing, not a person.  This makes me feel very desired and with the detattachment of being human, i can experience the ranchiness of sex without feeling guilty or inhibited.



This sounds interesting. Very few people would understand exactly what you're talking about. I would love to speak to you about this. Will you drop me a line?



We've had some threads on objectification if you are interested here are a few:

http://http://www.collarchat.com/m_194217/mpage_1/key_objectification/tm.htm#194217

http://www.collarchat.com/m_274579/mpage_1/key_objectification/tm.htm#274579

http://www.collarchat.com/m_316562/mpage_1/key_objectification/tm.htm#316562

http://www.collarchat.com/m_335094/mpage_1/key_objectification/tm.htm#335094

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/27/2006 12:04:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		Clowns are so freaky. Ever thought about what the original clowns must have been like.  I mean, clown evolution, knowing that they fuck up the first generations, is really scary.

Weirdest things ever-- There's an abandoned railroad bridge near my place and several dead bodies have been found in the area.  One night we got a little weird and decided it'd be great to do a rape scene out there.  Cops showed up.  (The police seem to figure heavily in a lot of my life). 

2.  Hagen-daaz coffee ice cream in every orifice one morning.   Not that weird compared to clowns though.
-m

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/28/2006 6:31:59 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mathiasdomm

2.  Hagen-daaz coffee ice cream in every orifice one morning.  



Now that's a scene I'd willingly bottom for.

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RE: weird and unusual scenes - 4/28/2006 7:52:14 AM   
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