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caitlyn -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 8:51:47 PM)

You mean Mistress Hather ... that you aren't just dying to submit to someone? [;)]
 
Most of this is pretty funny, so I'm going to be boring and try to be constructive.
 
1. Don't ask what  I'm into. What I'm into, is completely dependent on whom I'm into it with.
 
2. Please tell me about yourself ... what your hobbies are, what interests you, what you do for a living. If something about work stresses you, please share. I'm honestly interested in hearing all about your life.
 
3. The easiest way to impress me, is to not try to impress me. If you're all that, believe me, I will notice.
 
4. There are probably hundreds of topics that are good to talk about. None of them involve my bodily fluids. [;)]

That's my contribution.




MistressImp -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 8:52:08 PM)

<jumps up and down> PICK ME! PICK ME!!...... noooooooo screaming won't get you chocolates.... but it might get your nose shoved into my chocolate starfish....

Ms Imp

sits back and thinks....I need more chocolate for this.




mistoferin -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 8:56:36 PM)

It would be really nice if you actually took the time to READ my profile BEFORE contacting me.....oh and it would also be wonderful if you can at least support yourself and have your own life in some kind of order before you attempt running mine.




MistressImp -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:01:32 PM)

Okay..... too much chocolate...... now I have a tummah ache...... and ...... A DOM JUST MESSAGES ME!!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGG.... I need some pepto and something to smack around.

Ms Imp

holds tummy and thinks.....This is just not my evening.




BitaTruble -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:04:32 PM)

Fun. [sm=banana.gif]
I'll add: Don't write to me at all. I'm taken! [sm=crop.gif]

Celeste




gooddogbenji -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:04:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressImp

I need some pepto and something to smack around.



ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!

Yours,


benji




MistressImp -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:06:29 PM)

<holds up hand> I Solomly promise not to message Bitatruble with demands for spread eagle crotch shots....

<promptly vomits chocolate all over her boots>

Ms Imp

Thinks to self.... Now who's going to clean this up???




MistressImp -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:08:03 PM)

BOOT CLEAN UP!!!!!! AISLE 1!!!!!!!!


Ms Imp





gooddogbenji -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:09:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressImp

<promptly vomits chocolate all over her boots>

Thinks to self.... Now who's going to clean this up???


Ask Bita.  She's into that, with strangers....  Demand she kneel first though.

Yours,


benji




PlayfulOne -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:12:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

Don't ask if I SWALLOW!!!


Do you,   oh never mind

K




MistressImp -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:14:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressImp

<promptly vomits chocolate all over her boots>

Thinks to self.... Now who's going to clean this up???


Ask Bita.  She's into that, with strangers....  Demand she kneel first though.

Yours,


benji



Bad Dog....... BAD DOG!!!!

Ms Imp




MistressImp -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:16:15 PM)

ANYONE HAVE A ROLLED UP NEWS PAPER I CAN BORROW???? preferably a Sunday addition....

Ms Imp




NeedToUseYou -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:17:07 PM)

Hmmmm, this could get interesting.




gooddogbenji -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:20:36 PM)

Here you go!

*Hands Ms Imp a Sunday Times, grinning madly*

Yours,


benji




MistressImp -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:23:07 PM)

<promptly snatchs said paper from the dog and proceeds to beat him in circles around the front room>





Vancouver_cinful -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:25:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PlayfulOne

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

Don't ask if I SWALLOW!!!


Do you,   oh never mind

K



::waggles eyebrows:: What do YOU think?




gooddogbenji -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:26:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressImp

Runs naked in circles while screaming...SHOW ME THE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!



Or "Stop beating me!"

Or something to that effect.

Yours,


benji




PlayfulOne -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:30:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

quote:

ORIGINAL: PlayfulOne

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

Don't ask if I SWALLOW!!!


Do you,   oh never mind

K



::waggles eyebrows:: What do YOU think?


lol,,  I think I should be quiet,  "grins"

K




MistressImp -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:30:58 PM)

Hey I stopped screaming for chocolate awhile ago...... geez no way I'd beat a dog in circles around the front room while screaming SHOW ME THE CHOCOLATE.... don't need dog shit on the floor.

Ms Imp


Thinks.... when this is all said and done someones going to end up in the corner licking thereself.




NeedToUseYou -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/27/2006 9:31:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

quote:

ORIGINAL: PlayfulOne

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

Don't ask if I SWALLOW!!!


Do you,   oh never mind

K



::waggles eyebrows:: What do YOU think?

I think if the Dom doesn't know beforehand you most certainly do.[:D]




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