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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 4:28:46 AM   
angelthighhighs


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ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

Hey, we had a roll going...I'll restart:

Do not demand I have a webcam set up, or that I give you my phone number so you can call me. Won't happen...EVER!

Next...



call me bad  lol.  i had someone demand i set up webcam and turn it on for him. after arguing for a few minutes with him.  i did as he asked.  what he didn't know was a male Dom friend of mine was over so when i turned on the cam, my friend was sitting in my seat while i was off to the side typing to the guy.   he goes "you're a guy!!"  i said, "no, sorry i just forgot to shave this morning"     for some reason i never heard from him again

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 4:31:59 AM   
Chiana


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Status: offline 		You know, the only good chocolate is dark chocolate.

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 4:41:47 AM   
fastlane


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call me bad  lol.  i had someone demand i set up webcam and turn it on for him. after arguing for a few minutes with him.  i did as he asked.  what he didn't know was a male Dom friend of mine was over so when i turned on the cam, my friend was sitting in my seat while i was off to the side typing to the guy.   he goes "you're a guy!!"  i said, "no, sorry i just forgot to shave this morning"     for some reason i never heard from him again  AngelThighHighs

ROTFLMAO   That is worth the price of admission to this site Angel.........Priceless!
Peace, Kevin

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 4:52:43 AM   
catize


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Status: offline 		Ha ha ha!  Reminds me of the time I got one of those 'kneel bitch' emails and he demanded I send him a picture of my pussy.  I sent one of my cat. 

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 6:16:50 AM   
MistressImp


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ORIGINAL: Chiana

You know, the only good chocolate is dark chocolate.


YES!!!! A girl after my own heart.

Ms Imp

<sits sipping coffee with thoughts of motivation>

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 6:18:30 AM   
MistressImp


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ORIGINAL: catize

Ha ha ha!  Reminds me of the time I got one of those 'kneel bitch' emails and he demanded I send him a picture of my pussy.  I sent one of my cat. 


Ummm.... could I see that pussy picture too???.... You show me yours I'll show you mine???..... I can't help it.... I'm a Cat Lady.

Ms Imp

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 6:21:11 AM   
MrrPete


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

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ORIGINAL: knotnilla

what is crual ?


A typo, I would assume. 

Yours,


benji

Edited to add:  Yes, I had a typo, but knotnilla caught it just before I did...  that's cruel, if you ask me.


Creative spelling.

Mr. Pete



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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 6:26:32 AM   
rapture2778


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Status: offline 		don't try to collar her in the second email!  i used to think those were funny!!!  definately agree with some of the above...when you don't know the person no one wants to see pics of the penis and no talking about licking a stranger!   ewwkkkeee!!!!

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 6:27:02 AM   
heartfeltsub


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ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

Do not address me as slave, girl, pet, or sub in the first email, or refer to yourself as master.

Next...


Hey i think i said that once (grinning)

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 6:30:16 AM   
heartfeltsub


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ORIGINAL: Reasonable

shakes his head......go on,vent it all out-but they aren't watching.......twits like this are too busy mass mailing you thier idiocy,and jerking off to porn, to read forums..........but get it out anyhow.....you'll feel better


Very smart comment, also very funny. (chuckling)

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 6:36:02 AM   
heartfeltsub


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ORIGINAL: Kedikat

BDSM is dead in many sothern states.



Y'all just need to come down from Canada to see that that ain't true (grinning)

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 6:42:02 AM   
MrrPete


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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

Fun.
I'll add: Don't write to me at all. I'm taken!

Celeste


Then I would suggest that you make that perfectly clear near the begining of your profile.
It won't stop the emails entirely but might slow it down a bit.

Mr. Pete

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 6:45:02 AM   
darq


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Status: offline 		Actually it doesnt ... Nor does it help to point out that you're not looking.

I get lots of emails asking me what I'm seeking in a Master.

I say ... Nothing.

I get responded with ... Well why are you on this site then? Are you a lesbian?

*groans*

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 6:45:44 AM   
MrrPete


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ORIGINAL: MistressImp

ANYONE HAVE A ROLLED UP NEWS PAPER I CAN BORROW???? preferably a Sunday addition....

Ms Imp


hmmm I think an electronic trinining collar on the balls is more effective. :)

Mr. Pete

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 6:55:53 AM   
MistressImp


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ORIGINAL: darq

Actually it doesnt ... Nor does it help to point out that you're not looking.

I get lots of emails asking me what I'm seeking in a Master.

I say ... Nothing.

I get responded with ... Well why are you on this site then? Are you a lesbian?

*groans*



DUCK SEASON!!!  RABBIT SEASON!!!  SUB POACHING SEASON!!!

Ms Imp

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 6:58:33 AM   
MistressImp


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Status: offline 		Well one of my neighbors offered me his last week because his dog just recently passed away.... which got me thinking....why would he offer me that when he knows I don't have a dog.... okay I need to check around for pee holes now.

Ms Imp

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 7:09:12 AM   
MistressImp


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ORIGINAL: MistressImp

Well one of my neighbors offered me his last week because his dog just recently passed away.... which got me thinking....why would he offer me that when he knows I don't have a dog.... okay I need to check around for pee holes now.

Ms Imp


correction.... PEEP not pee holes... okay maybe I should check for those too.

Ms Imp

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 7:20:57 AM   
Vancouver_cinful


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji
Moment of truth, cin.  Make a choice, you can't keep it in your mouth forever.

Yours,
benji


That's what you think...

Cin (damn, sleep didn't improve my judgement any...stop typing, cin, just stop!!)

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My Karma Account is huge, but I just can't seem to make a withdrawal!!

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 7:22:16 AM   
sweetbbwsub31


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ORIGINAL: angelthighhighs

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

Hey, we had a roll going...I'll restart:

Do not demand I have a webcam set up, or that I give you my phone number so you can call me. Won't happen...EVER!

Next...



call me bad  lol.  i had someone demand i set up webcam and turn it on for him. after arguing for a few minutes with him.  i did as he asked.  what he didn't know was a male Dom friend of mine was over so when i turned on the cam, my friend was sitting in my seat while i was off to the side typing to the guy.   he goes "you're a guy!!"  i said, "no, sorry i just forgot to shave this morning"     for some reason i never heard from him again


LOL. i was on cam once and was holding my dog. i was wearing a t shirt and i was asked to show more... so,i held up my puppy and lifted her tail. i was called a few choice words and then suddenly didn't have to deal with that pervert any longer. i still laugh about it. He didn't say more of me.

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 4/28/2006 7:25:22 AM   
Vancouver_cinful


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ORIGINAL: Kedikat

Why should I?
I just have to keep a tight grip on your hair.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

Don't ask if I SWALLOW!!!



You can try, but just remember it's not an airtight seal...

Cin (oh gawd, I am starting to regret ever starting this one...)

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My Karma Account is huge, but I just can't seem to make a withdrawal!!

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