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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 4:26:24 AM

JohnWarren

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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

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t would be a good thing for the two of them to go somewhere more private where she could think, adding again, that she thought best while having her feet massaged.

Now we know Libby's weak spot!

Offer her a good foot rub and you are almost guaranteed a session with me... or us.

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 5:37:30 AM

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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

You guys pretty much suck at this. I guess we've just had more practice, huh?

I'll help.

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Bad slaves/submissives - don't write me if:

you want me to get rid of your husband
you need me to help you lose weight or quit smoking
you need someone to support your lazy ass
you want to watch soaps all day while I'm at work
you think you're going to get to eat out every night
you think I'm a human flogging machine
you want a maid to help with your chores
you are incapable of tying your own shoes
you think it's peachy keen to be a slave
you look hot in leather but don't want to mess up your nails scrubbing toilets
you think you can 'safeword' out of doing laundry
you are irresponsible
you need therapy
you like topping from the bottom
you're bisexual but won't do poly - what the hell is the good of bisexual monogamy?
you hate sex
you live for sex
you don't know what sex is
you don't think I can tame you
you act like you're six
you are six
you are 60 but say your six
you love pain but don't want to be hurt
you need new shoes every other week and think I'll be your sugar daddy
you want cyber spankings
you can't write a coherent sentence
you refuse to let go of past baggage
you take 4 hours to get ready for a 20 min trip to 7-11
you have creditors trying to hunt you down
you've never held a job longer than 6 months
you're pregnant and don't know who the father is
you're pregnant and don't know who the mother is
you think cages are 'kewl'
you think the world revolves around you
you want things done exactly according to your specifications failing to realize things will be done according to MY specifications
you have no idea what the word 'obey' means

Ok, guys. That should get you started. Try a little harder next time, will ya?

Celeste

Now that is priceless. Nicely said Ma'am.

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 6:52:44 AM

heartfeltsub

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Still cleaning up from spewing juice from laughing so hard. Won't make any comment about needing help for a submissive to be really good at bitching because i'm not sure who exactly that would be a worse slam at (chuckling). Oops, i guess i made the comment anyway.

It was a hoot to read one and all.

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 7:28:37 AM

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haa haa this is funny! i do find it "interesting" to see so many subbie's with profiles full or their demands and rules....with that said, however...i also remember what it was like to be a subbie on CM single and looking and the amount of BS mail from "Doms" is quite annoying! i guess it is just overly frustrating on both sides of the coin...

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 7:39:06 AM

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ORIGINAL: Chaingang

Vancouver_cinful: O ye of little faith...

Oh I have much faith, but I've also got the burn scars. (I'm one of the cautious, sceptical ones and I still got caught more than once. ::sigh::)

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 7:50:15 AM

MrDiscipline44

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Don't tell me how you're a service slave and have a pic of yourself in fetish wear, naked or trying to look sexy. Service isn't about how you look while doing it so much as it's about how well you do it.

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 7:56:08 AM

Reasonable

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Quite correct guy-but let's not forget that service is work-what always amuses me is seeing effort hard limited-then they call themselves useful.........

But a service sub will walk out of a gleaming bathroom she just spent two hours cleaning, with a warm glow inside....

Knowing that she did a good thing.

Rather than resenting it. Therein lies the difference.

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 9:26:57 AM

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http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/72145/details.htm

People excell in many different ways...I am not sure anyone could top this, this raises this "art" to a new level.

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 9:47:26 AM

tasha_tart

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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

You guys pretty much suck at this. I guess we've just had more practice, huh?

I'll help.

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Bad slaves/submissives - don't write me if:

((list of suggestions removed for brevity))

Ok, guys. That should get you started. Try a little harder next time, will ya?

Celeste

Well done...and gave me some chuckles...thank you.

Tasha

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 10:25:05 AM

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Could somebody take me off the Tribute Merry Go Round before I toss my cookies???

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 10:26:51 AM

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Whoops sorry my bad.... too many threads.... starting to become crosseye'd.

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 2:54:42 PM

Chaingang

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ORIGINAL: CrappyDom
People excell in many different ways...I am not sure anyone could top this, this raises this "art" to a new level.

Could you restate your point there CrappyDom?

I have noticed her profile before, and I have even seen someone comment on it in an admiring manner before. It did nothing for me personally and I have long since hidden that profile.

But rather than link to such a profile directly and effectively pick on someone specifically, why not just tell us where the profile goes wrong for you more generically?

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 2:56:20 PM

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Oops,I hate it when that happens!

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 4:39:25 PM

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don't look for me to FIX you... I don't want someone that is broken and looking for a Dom to fix her and complete her. I enhance and am enhanced with a submissive in my life.

OH.. yeah... This is a Big one..... Don't look for me to be your ONE!... I already have TWO and that is plenty for me. But I am always looking to build a friendship or two. And no I not going to be your Mentor or Teacher or Protector some other trumpet up self-glorifying title... I will be a friend simple as that.

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 5:15:07 PM

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Ask knot what the dominant can do for you............

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 5:15:32 PM

ProDominatrice

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Hell, it's supposed to be Me torturing you, not the other way round!

Lol, I agree.

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 5:33:17 PM

BreakingGlass

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ORIGINAL: Zensee

While I'm here I would like to add lawyer-subs to the shit list.

...fluff from my powdered wig must've flopped down into my eyes, for I certainly didn't read that correctly.

No...no, it does say that. Cool beans! Broad generalizations a go-go.

Anyway...thanks for the laughs, Celeste; that list was well-nigh perfect.

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 7:15:31 PM

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Umm, bita, how many of those apply to you or to sub/slave friends of yours and/or were from your 'old' profiles?

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 7:23:38 PM

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ORIGINAL: Saratov

Umm, bita, how many of those apply to you or to sub/slave friends of yours and/or were from your 'old' profiles?

Well, obviously none of them, that's why I have a Master.

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RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for... - 4/28/2006 10:07:38 PM

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Ask knot what the dominant can do for you............

Forgive her father for she has punned...

Corny but cute...

C

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